Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 61

samndar me pani pani me fish,wah wah

samundar me pani pani me fish wah








aapko wish aapki girlfriend ko kiss,ab bolo wah wah

Boss per Essay.


Boss ek khatarnak musibat hai,ye office mein paya jata hai.Iska paustik ahaar juniors ka bheja hota hai,ye pani kam khun zyada pita hai.

Pahle KISS karo.

Fir Bed par Lita do.

Fir Neeche hath lagayo.




AGar Baby ki nikar geeli hai to use change kar do its very simple.

Jindagi me sada haste raho, hasna hi jindgi ke jarurat hai. Jindgi jiyo is andaz se tum ko dekhke lag eke jindgi bahot KUBSURAT hai….

Bahane se aapki bate karte hai,Harpal aapko mahsus karte hai, Etni bar to aap Saans bhi nahi lete hoge, jitni bar hum aapko yaad karte hai!

Koi kisi ko itna yad na kare ki uski jindgi yadgar ban jaye,agar karna hi he to yad utna karo ki uski yad hi jindgi ban jaye.

Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaoun ga ‘dost’…

Bhool jaon To samajh lena k
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Shadi ho gai hai.
Meri ok

Kabhi khud ko phone lagake dekha he?
Engage tone sunai degi.

Thought-
"Duniya se milne me sab mast he.
Khud se milne ki sari line vyast he.

sms of 1947

















































































are pagol tab mobile hi nahi tha
sms kha se aayega.
































ha ha

Greatness Inspires Envy

Envy Endangers Spite

Spite Spawns Fallacies

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Niche To Aise Dekh Rahe Ho
Jese K Upar Ka Sab Samaj Me Aa Gaya !

Kille PJ :
My Name is Khan will be a big flop movie
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U know y?
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B'coz movie's title shud b "My surname is Khan"

Gaon me tatti Sehar-latrin Hindu-sandas Muslim-pakhana English-shit Naam alag par maal 1 Roop rang anek par khushbu 1 Anekta me ekta Tatti ki visheshta

1 Aqalmand Insan ne Bewakoof Se Kaha: "Sari Duniya Tumhen Bewaqoof Kyon kehti hai?" Neeche Kya Dekh Rahe Ho?Jawaab Do Na.

dil k dard ko shabdon me dhala nani gaya. gam ke ansuon jo akhon se nikala nahi gaya, us ne muje dard is liye dita , kyoki us se mera pyar sambala nahi gaya.

1Admi Ne MERE No. Pe 110 Ka Recharge Karwaya, 1Ghante Me Use 1Lakh Ka Fayda Hua.dusre Ne Iska Mazak Udaya or Recharge Nahi Karwaya To Wo 1 mahine tk tenshion me rha teesre ne 500 ka recharge krvaya to uski sari murade puri ho gyi, mera farz tha btana,age apki marzi

Chand nzr aya?
( ':' )Nai?
(")(")
Edhr dykho!
(': ' )
(")(")
Nai?
Udhr?
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(")(")
Nai?
( ':' )
(")(").chalo theek hai,me ghar pe hon aa k dekhlo.:)

Meri dukhbhari kahani suno..
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Pata tha.. mere jazbaato ko koi nai samajh sakta..

U R MY
BEST,
SMART,
CUTE,
LOVABLE,
SWEETEST
&
INTELIGENT FRIEND.

NOTE :- iss msg k sabhi shabd kalpnik hai aur inka wastawikta se koi sambandh nahi hai

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Kuch Nahi.
Happy Rha Kro!
Bas Yehi Kehna tha...

ArZ kia Hay
sMs Dosto ko itne kiye
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Jeet gaye sMs ki Race,
Mobile B unkä Päreshän ho
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Kehnä lägä,
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(“No SpAcE”)
(“No SpAcE”)

Larki jab saray kapray utar daiti hy to kia hota hy? ...........Taar khali ho jati hy..

Hum Aise Dost Hain Aap K

Jisko Dekho to Khuwab

Socho to Khayal

Mehsoos Karo to Khushbu

Aazmao to Sacha Dost

Or

Bhool Jao to Aapki Aisi ki Taisi.

Chota sa magar bohat important sMs*.Pyar Dil Me.*hona chahiye"Lafzou Me Nahi"Aur".Narazgi Lafzou Me."honi chahiye*.Dil Me Nahi.

“Boht kho chuka hon ab khonay ki taqat nhi muj mei

"YA RAB"

Yeh jo kuch log meray hai unhein mera hi rehne de

A Dog Fell In Love With A Cat Bt Dogs Parents Refusd Cat Gues Why? They Gave A Solid Reason Ladki To MUCHHO Wali Hai..

Govenment bolti hai PANI bachao,Abhishek bolta hai PAPER bachao,Ab bolo sala admi subah subah kya kare?Pani bachaye ya paper.ha ha ha

Zindgi mai 2 logon ka boht khyaal rakhna!
1= "Wo jis ne tumhari JEET k liye sab kuch haara ho",
2= "Wo jis ne khud ko haar kr TUMHIN jeeta ho..

Jindgi ka har khvab hkikat bn jay,chirag se jindgi aapki rosan ho jay, mahk jay yu jindgi aapki ke fulo ki khusbu aapky samne fike pad jaye

KHUSH RAHO!!
Isliye nahi k aap khush rehna chahte hain..
Balki isliye k kuch log aapko hamesha khush dekhna chahte hain..

:-)

(-_-) (-_-) Bachche hai, zidh kar rahe the ki bhalu dekhna hai, Maine apka address de diya hai. Wo agar aye to 2-3 Jump maar dena, Bachche khush ho jayenge.