Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 62

bahut Saalo pahale sirf Faltu aur Bevkuf Log hi Mera SmS padte the..
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Aaj phir Ek Baar ITIHAAS dohraya ja raha hai.

Ay hawa__
Tujy qasam hy chandni rat ki_
Ab ke bar___
Jo shehar-e-wafa sy guzar ho to___
Sargoshiyon main usy itna kehna__
koi tumain bohat YAAD KARTA Hai

ap Cartoon

ap k Bhai Cartoon
ap ki behen Cartoon
ap k abbu Cartoon
ap ki Ammi Cartoon
ap ki Puri Family Cartoon
Dekhti Hai
Ya aap akele hi dekhte ho?

Jo Hamesha
Hansta Rhta Hai Us Ko
“HANS MUKH”
Kehte Hain.
Or Jis Ka Hansna Bilkul Band Ho Gaya Ho Us Ko
“HUSBAND”
kehte Hain. . .

Acha sila diya tu ne mere pyar ka
yar ne hi loot liya ghar yar ka!
REMIX..
..acha kurta siya tu ne mere naap ka
…naap liya mera, siya mere baap ka….!

Santa
Jaldi se 1 Glass Juice Do Larai Hone Wali hai
Peny Ke Bad
1 Glass aur do Larai Hone Wali Hai
Juice Wala
Larai Kb Hogi?
Santa:Jab To Paise Mange ga

Na ishq karna mere yaar
ye ladkiya bahut satati hai
na karna in par aitbar
ye kharch bahut karwati hai
recharge tum karwa ke dete ho
or number mera lagati hai

Mujhe maloom hai main us k bina jee nahien sakta FARAZ
Us ka bhi yehi haal hai
mgr
kisi aor k liye…..!!!

Door rehne ka gila mat karo.
kareeb rahne se hi koi rishta khaas nahi hota.
Aap yado me karib ho itne k 1 pal b duriyon ka ehsas nahi hota..

Sang-e-Marmar Say Tarasha Gora Badan Ufff !
Nasheela Sa Pighlta Shabab uska Haii Honto Se Lagao To Kashish Kaisi Hy
Kambakht Ye Ice Cream Chez Hi Esi Hy;-)

Kisi ki Yaad aye – Yaad karo
Zyada aaye – SMS karo
Aur Zyada aaye – PHONE karo
Aur b Zyada aaye – MILO
Use b Zyda aaye – Pyar karo
Usse b Zyada aaye – Shadi karo.
PHIR KABHI YAAD NAHI AYEGI.

Darde dil ki kya dastan bataye,
Usane na reason bataya na koi iljam lagaya, bas achanak hi dur ho gaya....

Ek baat hamesha yaad rakhen.
2 chezen muqaddar walon ko hi milti hain.
1. Samosey k saath zyada Chatni.
Or dusra,
Dahi barey k saath Paapri.

tera chehara jaise ful ho gulab ka, teri najare zheel si our julfe kali ghata,
ye tu khud ko kya samaz rahi hai....
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hata sawan ki ghata.

Wo Kiya Jaanay Mere Dil Pe Kiya Guzri us waqt,
“Faraz”, .
Jab Us Ne Meri Tarf Dekha or Muskura K Boli .
Bhai”Phoosi”aap ne maari hai..?

Agar Aapko Is Baat Ka Afsos Hai
K
Aapka Intezar Karne Wala Koi Nahi.
To Ek Kaam Karen.
1 Hour K Liye Bathroom Mai Jaa Kar Beth Jaen.
Koi Na Koi Bahar Aapka Intezar Zaroor Kar Raha Hoga.

Mujhe ye dukh nahi k Main mar jaoonga ek din…
~ Mujhe dukh hai k Mere bad Teri khushiyon ki dua kon karega…!!

Peeep…Peeep…
Peeeee….Peeeeep..
Peeeeeep…
Peep..Peep..Peeeeeep..
Peeeep..Peep.Peeep..
Peeeeeeeeep
Saamnay se Hat Jao Mera SMS Aa Raha hai...

Meri
Aur
katrina kaif ki
1 Aadat same Hai,
Guess What?
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Na Main usay msg krta Hun, Na wo Muje Msg krti hai….!!

Balance Muft Charge Karny ka Tareeqa:
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Abhi Tak Eejaad Nahi Hua.

Jis TRAIN main PYARI-PYARI
LARKIYAN safar kar rahi ho us
TRAIN
ko kya kahoge?
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Socho
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Its Simple Yar.
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Agar Pakistan Mobile Ejaad Karta to Us Main Ye Templates Hotay:
1.Kaminay Jaldi Call Kr.
2.Ghar Kb Ayega Tu?
3.Gutka Leta Hua Aiyo
4.Date Pr Hn
5.Wahin Dekh.

Dil ki Tanhaai ko Aawaz bana lete hain.
Dard Jab Hadd Se Guzarta Hai.

to
to
to
to
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IODEX laga lete hain.

Neend main ek khuwab aata hy
khuwab main ek larki aati hy
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larki k peechhay uska baap aata hy
phir na neend aati hy, na khuwaab aata hy.

TEA...

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Special TEA
1 Aap K Liye
Aor
Doosri
Bhi
Aap K Liye

Q K Dono Me
Makkhi Gir Gai Thi.

Agar Valentine Day Pe Aapko Gulab Nahi Mile.
To Mujhe Call Kar K Le Jaiye Ga.
Kyon
K
Log Kehte Hain,
Mai Kisi Gulab Se Kam Nahi Hon.

Main Zindagi Bhar Jisko Chahta Raha
“DOST”
Aaj Us ka Beta Bola
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Abbu Mujhe School Chor Do Na
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Moral:
Har Koi Teri Tarha Mamu Nahi Banta

“Aye DiL tu TANHAIYON mein rehnay ka AADI ho ja…”
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Yeh tere kanjar dost tujhay kisi bachi ka number nahin dein gay.

Purani haveli ki giri hui diwar pe tangi hui
badsurat photo ke piche chupi hui gandi chipkali
ki tuti hui punch mein baithe badbudar bacteriya
ki kasam “I MISS U”.

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Main shub shy nalaaj hon.
Mujy toi achmash nai bejhta
Aaj shy shaaly achmach band,
Kati,kati,kati.