Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 99

Sawal pani ka nhi
Pyas ka hai
Swal maut k nahi
Sans ka hai
Dost to duniya me bahut hi
mgar Swal dosti k nhi
Viswas ka hai

yeh kaisa waqt aagaya hai,
begano ko yaad hain hum,
aur apne hi hume,
bhul gaye.

Best day aaj, best gift ZINDAGI,
Best eahsaas KHUSHI,
Best feeling PYAR,
Best relationship DOSTI,
Best person HUM,
Best friend MAIN AUR TUM

Bethe tere khayolo me, Kore kagaz pe likha tera naam,




Taswir bhi bana dali aur likha us per ye paigam,






"Zinda ya Murda, Pakadnewale ko Rs.50,000 Inam...!!!!!

Ek Swal Aapke Liye,
"HUM AAPKE HAI KON",
Aapka javab bhi Film ka naam se hona chaihe,
Ye Sub ko bhejo aur dekho kya kya Naam Tumhare Milte hai.

VAJPAI KI KAVITA:
mujhe miljati sapno ki shehjadi,
agar MUSHRAFF ki beti se hoti meri shaadi,
hota kashmir samasya ka samadhaan,
milta dahej mein PAKISTAN.

"hu- ha
chig-chang
khou-khou
yu kapala-hu kapala
khe kha khuu
khe-phichoo"







'ab apki shapath puri ho gayi'
theek hai ab aap puri tarah se aadi wasi ban gaye hai
'BADHAI HO'

finest mvie evr?
RANG DE BASANTI

bache shrab pe rahe hai

building se kud rhe hai

cigrte phook rhe hai

baap ko goli mar rhe hai

foregnr sabko marva kar chali gai

sala DJ 5 sal se univrsity main pada hai,

uski ma keh rai hai kamine kama kar kab lyga.

aur dirctor kehta hai

GENRATION AWAKNING

Teacher- Nisaar! tum kab paida huye the. Nisaar- Jawani janeman, haseen dilruba, mile jo dil jawan, "NISAAR" ho gayaa....

sorry aaplogo ko disturb kiya lekin urgent kaam tha , kya kui apni 1 photo abhi bejh sakte hai. hum log tash khel raha hai aur joker ka patta kho gaya hai..

Zara-Zara kar ke teri yadoon ka mahal banate hain....
Illegal construction keh ke saale Nagar Nigam wale tod jaate hain....

Raate Gumnam Hoti Hai.........
Din Kisike Naam hota hai Hum Jindgi kuch is Tarah Jite hai..... ki har LaMhA Sirf Dosto Ke hi naam Hota Hai

Din Mein Chain Nahi, Rat Mein Neend Nahi, Jee Na Lage Kahin, Bhukh, Pyas lage Nahi, He Bhagwan kya ye Pyar hai? Bhagwan: Nahi Beti Tu CHIKEN GUNIA ki Shikar Hai!!!!

U
are
very
special
4
me,
So
U
should
always
take
care
of
urself,
my
dear..
I can't b
with
you
all the
time.
So
plz
be
careful whenever
u jump from
TREE 2 TREE.

Bap:-maine tere liye ladki dekhi hai..wo Rupwati, Bhagyawati, Saraswati hai..
Beta:-par mai jis ladki se pyar karta hu wo Garbhwati hai..

Bapu ne bola hai: koi tumhe msg na kare to kuchh nahi, tum msg karte raho..
Uski aatma ek din jaroor jaagegi..
@>,,-- Rose-4-U....

Suna hai ki aapki ek muskaan pe log marte hai. So please keep smiling to reduce population.

"Mere Haath mein Tera Haath ho,



Tere hath me Bajuwale ka hath ho Aur Usk Hath me Mera Hath ho. Tino milke Ringa-a-Ringa roses khelenge..

Abe o Burai k Rasgulle,
Bewafai k laddu,
Matlabi chuski, Dhokhebazi ki dukaan, Badmashi k Pede,
Tu bahut SWEET hai re..
Sms to kar GOL GULABJAMUN..

Apki charcha hai har gali mein,
har ladki ke dil me apke liye pyar hai,
ye koi chamatkar nahi time hi aisa hai,
kyonki kuch hi dino me RAKHI ka tyohar hai.

Dil mey KHUDA hain,
Aankh mey NASHA hain,
Baat mey MAZAA hain,
Chaal mey ADAA hain,
Andaaz bhi JUDAA hain,
Pyar mey WAFAA hain!
Arrey.... isiliye toh
sab log Mujhpar FIDAA hain...

Tumhe Dekh Kar Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Aadmi Pahle Bandar Tha! Dekho Gussa mat Hona Warana Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Aadmi Aaj Bhi Bandar hai!

Sardar: Raat muje ek aadmi ne
chaku dikhakar loot liya.

Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.

Sardar-Wo maine chupa di thi,
varna wo bhi chori ho jati.

Pathar se dosti, Jaan ko khatra.
Pathan se dosti, Demag ko khatra.
Daru se dosti, Liver ko khatra.
Hum se dosti, raat be raat SMS ka khatra.

Dil Aramano Se Houseful Hai,
Pure Honge Ya Nahi Ye Doutful Hai!
Is Duniya Main Har Cheez Wonderful Hai,
Par Zindagi Tumhare Jaise Doston
Se HI BEAUTIFUL HAI.

JAANI....

"Jinke Ghar Shishe K Hote Hai...


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"TOILET" Sirf Raat ko hi ja sakte hai... vo bhi batti bujhakar

Sabse intelligent koun: TUM
sabse smart koun: TUM
sabse strong koun: TUM
in sab me TUM se jyada koun: HUM
Lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun:
HUM TUM!

Lets play a game..

Its very Interesting..

Ready?
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Start...


Kya Start ??


Kaam nahi karna hain kya??
Har waqt Khelne ki padi rehti hain..!

GEETASAR: MOBILE nirjeev hain !! SIM CARD iski ATMA hai. !! SMS wo GYAN hain , jo BATNE se BADTA hain. !! Iseeliye He PRANI BALANCE KA MOH Tyag Kar SMS KIYA KARO.

"Ur eyes Pataka,
ur lips Rocket,
ur ears Chakri,
ur smile Fuljdi,
ur style Anar,
ur personality Bomb.
Beta nikl le,
i'm comin wid MOMBATTI'... One of ur Best Oñe"