Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 100

gal fren jab sms bheje to ye mat socho kitna romantic message hai,balki ye socho use kisne bheja hoga

Ho sakte to muskura kam se kam aap par hai bheja sms ye jisne doge galiyan ko smart us aap baad k padne ko sms iis CONFUSED?
Niche se padho.

Saj k sath aawaj
Samunder k sath sahil,
phul k sath khusbu,
jism k sath rooh,
shmma k sath parwana,
khusi k sath gum
aur aap k sath hamesa rahenge hum....

Ram Ram frendwa || Kaisn ho ?
Hamar se koi galti gava ka?
Tohar SMSwa ke darsan kiye ek jamana beet gava, tanik ek dui SMSWA BHIJAWAIDO hmar tuntuniya pe.

kehte hain pyaar me nind ud jati hai chain kho jata hai na bhook lagti na pyaas lagti
par sach ye hai ki pyaar me hi insaan jeeta hai

Aye raat tu mere akelepan par havi mat ho,
Varna tu us din pastayegi,
jab mera mehboob meri bahon me hoga,
Aur tu ik pal main nikaljayegi.

"G O O D M O R N I N G"
JAB JAAGO TABHI SABERA
SO SAY ONLY
"G O O D M O R N I N G"

As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & night my thoughts r of U.

Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God blessyou with health, wealth and prosperity in your life.

Aaj aasman mein tare aise chamak rahe hai
Aaj aasman mein tare aise chamak rahe hai..
JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !

If Malika plays roll of Draupadi,
Duryodhan will say pheli bhabhi ko sari to pehna,
hum to dekhen ye vastro mein kaisi lagti hai..?

Voh sadak ke is paar thi
hum sadak ke us par the
kuch hum aage badhe, kuch voh aage badhi
hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi
ab hum sadak ke us par the, aur voh sadak ke is par thi.

kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate

kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate

kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate

aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chodo nahi jaate.

Congrats! U r awarded da degree
of MBA for not sending SMS...

MBA means Member of Baykari Association :)

Teri Beauty Ne Mujko Appeal Kiya,

Dusri Ko Reject Kiya,

Aur Tisri Ko Select Kiya.

Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..

us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai...

maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai...

Tabiyat thik nahi thi. Tantrik ko dikhaya, Tantrik bola bhoot ka saya hai, kisi ghor paapi ko SMS karo theek ho jaoge... Ab accha mahsus kar raha hoon.

The Madrasi said, I want to see the
movie 'heart is umbrella'.

Which movie did he really want to see?

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Dil Chhata Hai

Darde Dil Mein Gam Ki Kaliyan Khilti Hain
Ab To Tanhayi Aksar Humse Milti Hai
Aapne Bandh Kiya Jabse SMS Karna
Mobile Ki Battery Jyada Chalti Hai.

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt bill bohat aata hai

"motiyan, bela, phool, kaliyan,
dekho yaroo shab hain na,
aj tumhari salgirah hai,
dekhoo ham ko yaad hai na!"

kya ker rahay ho?
bussy ho?

kitna bussy ho?
ager kum ho to message kyun nahi karte ho?
ager ziyada ho to message kyun pad rahy ho?

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum

waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum

Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum

Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...

Humne Chaand se pooha teri Chaandni ka raaz kya hai?
Chaand ne aapki taraf Ishara kar ke kaha, Inhi say pucho jisay dekh kar mein chamakta hoon.

Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper happy birthday.

Anewala Pal Jaane Wala Hai
Anewala Pal Jaane Wala Hai
Jitne Ho Sake Utne Sms Bhejdalo
Ek Mahine Baad Phir Se Charge Lagnewala Hai.

Aap ek Mobile ki tarah ho, khwab mein atey ho SMS ki tarah, Dil mein bas jatay ho Ring Tone ki tarah; Mohabbat aapki hai Network ki tarah, hum ko bhool na jaana Balance ki tarah

Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!

Pyar ko mat chhupao, usey zarurat hai jatane ki,
Apni pratibhaon ko mat chupao,
unhe zarurat hai badhane ki,
Ab aur perfume mat lagao,
tumhe zarurat hai nahane ki.

Naye saal aaye banke ujale,
Naye saal aaye banke ujale,
Khul jaye aap ki kismat ka tale,
Hamesha aap pe rahe meherban Oparwale,
Chand tare bhi aap pe hi rosni dale.
Happy New year.