Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 101

mere sms ko tere inbox me paanah mil jaye jo reply na kare uska mobile fanaah ho jaye shubhaan allah.......... shubhaan allah.........

Mother:Beta dhoop main khade kiya kar rahe ho
Son:Ammi paseena sukha raha hooon

How do u CUT roads?????
By LAUGHING????????????
Because "Haste Haste Cut jaye Raste

Sochs na tha 1 aisa bhi din aayega,
ke 1 pyara sa dost hume bhul jayega,
ke hum ruke hai uske intezar mai,
aur who I miss u, kehna bhi bhul jayega.

1960 girl : Pehla phela pyaar hai chahee bahaar hai,
aja sajna tera intzar hai.
2003 girl
dusara/tisra pyar hai,
aja morey payaray sajna verna chautha tayyar hai.

Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. ??? socho....... nahi pata..??
D'Cold......Chan ki saans - D'cold

Tumhe dekkar hua aisa AFFECT, ke sub ko kia REJECT aur tumhe kia SELECT, Tub jaakar huwa DETECT, ke tumho kitne PERFECT

Did u know..... ,** ,;;;, ( ö, ) ( ", ) ((")(")(")(") sab se pyari cheez is duniya meh tumari Dosti hai!!! Mujse dosti karoge...?

The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'. Which movie did he really want to see?
Dil Chhata Hai...

U may b out of my NAZAR, but u not out of my DIL,
u may b out of my reach but u not out of my SOCH.
I may b KUCH BI NAHIN 2 u.
But u’ll always b SAB KUCH 2 me!!

Mere dua hain ke tum bhot age barhO
Jahan bhi tum jaow loog tumhain bolE
Chal be chal age nekaL

Aapko milne ko man kar raha tha, man ko samjhaya to dil tadapane laga, dil ko bahelaya to ankhein ro padi, unhe chup karaya to saansein bol padi... I miss U

Life brings u;"kabhi kushi kabhi gham",
4 how long it lasts;"na tum jano na hum",
but as always"hum tumhare hai sanam" &
this is a fact "qayamat se qayamat thak".

Rizwan: Doctor say help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Rizwan: Phone karte waqt.

Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain

Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge

maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai

bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge

apun dono ka dosti ek dam jakkas hona mangta........
jakkas bole tu.......
apun hera tu moti......
apun sabzi tu rote.....
apun pani tu tanki......
apun tarzen tu monkey.....

Amitabh - Mere paas rocket hai,
shurli hai,
chakri hai,
murga bumb hai,
anaar hai,
Tumhare paas kya hai?

Shashi kapoor -
mere paas

MAA...chis hai.

TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!

Hotel Ka Khana
Customer : Bhai kab se wait ker raha hoon khana abhi tak tayyar nahi howa?
Hotel Wala : Sir kahana tu 3 din pehlay se tayyar hai bas gharam ho raha hai.

Tere ishq main janam kya se kya haal ho gaya

Badan se badboo aa rahee hai, nahay jamana ho gaya

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !

Apple kathe hoon Knife saye. Pane phete hoon Pipese. Kay Jamana agaya hain, Bechara MaR khatha hain wife se.

Yeh Konsi Bari Baat Hai ?
3 choro saath mein bethay hotay hain...
1st one" yaar main itni garam chaye(tea) peeta hoon k jaisay hee ketlee say cup say nikalti hai mein peejata hoon"
2nd one" yeh konsi bari baat hai mein to ketlee mein he tyaar ker k ketlee mein hee peejata hoon "
3rd one" uhh.. yeh konsi bari baat hai main to moon(mouth) mein doodh, patee aur cheenee(sugar) daltaa hoon aur choolhay(gas burner) per beth jaata hoon..."

Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se
sharmana...
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se
sharmana...
Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana!!!

Kundan, zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar chalta tha, woh kya soch raha hoga....think............. ??
"SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KiYON NAHI"

TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA

TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA

SAR MUNDWA LE TO SAVERA HO JAI.

HAMARI DOSTI RAYMOND JAISI NAHIN... SINCE 1925 ,
PEPSI JAISI BHI NAHIN , KE YE DIL MAANGE MORE...
YE HOGI L.I.C. JAISI ,
JINDAGI KE SAATH BHI , JINDAGI KE BAAD BHI....

Sitam dhane ke bhi had hote hai
pass na ane ke bhi had hote hai
roth jane ke bhi had hote hain
ek sms tu kardeya karo
paise bachane ke bhi had hote hain

Pyar karoge to dil tootega,
na karo to daman chootega.
Apan banawoge to rona parega,
paas awoge to khona parega.

Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes A well. Luv falls into the well.
Why???
Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!!

Now , Kush also jumps inside. Why??
Because Luv ke liye saala kush bhi karega!!!!