Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 23

santa cycle pe faqeer k pas se guzra..
Faqeer ne kaha ALLAH k nam pe kuch dy do!
santa cycle rokte hue, chal peeche beth tujhe jhulay doon.. ;

GOLU Radio Theek Karwane Gya

Dukandar:Radio To Theek He
Bas Mousam Kharab Hone Ki Waja Se Chal Nai Raha

GOLU:Theek He


Te Mousam Nawa Pa D

Pathan-
Aaj hume Allah yad aa gya

Major Rohail-
Wo kese?

Pathan-
Hamara dukan mai jacket wala larka aya ur bola
"Allah O Akbar"
ek rupe ka sawal hy baba

BNTA-Tere Ghr Se Hmesa Hsne Ki Awaz Ati Hai,Khusi Ka Raaz Kya Hai?
Snta-Meri Biwi Muje Jute Marti Hai,Lag Jaye To Wo Hasti Hai,Nhi Lge To M Hasta hu.

Major Rohail:
Yaar tu itna bara ho gaya hai...
Aur ab tak teri darhi moonch nahi aai?
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Pathan:
O yara hum apni AMMI pr gya hai...

1 Ladka phool Lekar Ladki k pas gaya.
Ladki ne use KISS kar liya.
Wo GHABRA kar BHAGA to Ladki ne puchha- Kya hua?
Ladka- Guldasta lene ja rha hu.

Dukan ka malik santa se-grahak ko kbhi khali nhi jane dena! Agr dukaan me vo cheez nhi h to dusri offr kro. Grahak-toilet paper dena.Santa-wo nhi h REGMAL lelo.

Baap- Tumne Apni Mummy Se Unchi Aawaz Me Baat Ki.?

Beta- Mujhe Pata Hai Ki
Apko Jalan Ho Rahi Hai..

..Kyo Ki Aap Aisa Nahi Kar Sakte

wife : ab ki bar tume phir job na mili toh main meake chali jaaon gi

Hubsnd: thandi aah bhar ka bola wade wade sirf wade,

bahir b wade ghar pe b sirf wade

Kuch log dozak mein bary aram se soay huy thy


Farishta : yaar ye koon log hain?

Daroga : ye sab pakistani hain loadshading ki waja se garmi ki aadi hain .

Wife: ?Agar main mar gayi to tumhara kya ho ga??

Husband: ?Agar tum na mari to mera ho kya ho ga??

Teacher: Batao Saal Me Kitne Mausam Hote Hain?

Student: Sir 4 Mausam.

Teacher: Kaun Kaun Se?

Student: Hartaal, Election, Imtehanaat, Hungame.;-)

Biwi: Sunien,shakeela k husband usse bohot pyar karte hain,Subha pyar,Shaam pyar,Tum itna pyar kab karo ge?Miyan:arey wo choray to mujhe moqa milay na.

1Bar Class Me 1Ladki Gana Gane Lagi
"Zara Zara Touch Me"

Tabhi 1Ladka Utha Aur Use Touch Kiya,
Fir Bola=Le Ab Himmat He to Aage Gake Dikha.

1 aurat ne Akhbar Me Prha k 1 Admi ne Apni BV Ko 1 Cycle k Badle Sale kr Dia

BV: Tum to Aisa Nhi Karoge Na?

Husband: Main to CAR Se Kam Baat Bhi Nhi Kron Ga !

BV_ne Pati k Gale Me Bahein Daal Kar Kaha=
Kaisi Lag Rahi Hu Mai?

Pati=BilkuL
waisi Jaise
Bhagwan
Shankar k Gale Me Naag Latka
Ho..

Wife: Suno ji...doctor ne mujhe ek maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign location me jaane ko kaha hai. Hum kahan jayengey???

Husband: Dusray doctor ke pass.....!!!

Boy: Jaan Mai tumhe Bangla,Car,Soney Ka haar DILA Donga....Girl:Ye Batao, Shaam ko Park Aa Rahe Ho na..Boy: Agar mummy Ne Bus Ka Kiraya dia to zarur Aunga.....!

teacher:bachoo my name is khan dekh kar kya lesson mila?
bachee:my name is khan se ye samajh me aya ke paglo se bhi ladkiya pat sakti hai.................

Husband: Begum tumhari gerdan pr ajeeb si cheez hai. . .

Jisay daikh kr khouf aata hai . . .

Begum(dar k): Wo kya?..

Husband: Tumhara Munh.

A boy doing maths home work,
"2+2 son of a bitch is 4"
Mom was shocked.
She went to the teacher.
Teacher aid: we teach 2+2 sum of which is 4

Pathan:hum 25 behan bhai hain

Girl:kya tumharay ghar family plaining walay nahi ayay?

Pathan: aya tu tha lakin school samajh kar wapis chala gaya...

Pati aur Patni jhagadte hue
Pati-Mujhe gussa mat dilao nahi to mere ander ka janwar jaag jayega
Patni-To kya hua.?
Mai chuhe se nahi darti

Class teacher ne students ko

"MY CLASS TEACHER"
Pe 10 line likhne ko kaha

Thori der bad 1 student ne uth kr pucha:

Sir
'Kanjar' ko english me kya kehte hy =P

Pathan Rishte k liye Tasweer Khichwane raha tha

Peeche ghada bhi agaya Tasweer main

Pathan ne ye likh kar tasweer bheji

Hum Ulta hath ki taraf hai...

Teacher: Kal School Kyon Nahi Aaye Tum?

Student: Mujhy Bird Flu Hogaya Tha.

Teacher: Kia? Ye to Murgee ki Beemari Hai.

Student: Aap Ne Mujhy Insan Kab Chora Hai?

Roz He To Murga Bana Deti Ho.

Girl Kisses A Boy On The Face And The Boy Gets A Mark Of Her Lipstick
Ladka:Ye Kya Kiya
Ladki:Kuch Achchha Krne Me Dag Lage To DAAG To ACCHE He

Deadly IQ Question.

Pathan to Santa: “where is abu dabi ?”

Santa:

“jithy Ami Dabi,

Ody naal e zara para kr k Abu dabi”:-)

It Is A Challenge For You..

Ap Kabhie Bhi Kar Nahi Sakte..

Himmat Hai To Kar Le Dikhao..

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Mere Number Pe 100 Ka Load... ;->

Principal asked PreM:
Why r u late?
all ur classmates came to d class on tym
I rplied:
"Jhund me to kutte aate h. Lekin SHER hamesha akela aata ha