Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 30

Santa Ne Apna Ghar Construct Kiya..

Construction Ke Baad Uper Wale Part Par

Color kiya,

Aur Nechay Wale Part Par Likh Diya






"SAME AS ABOVE"

PARROT TOOK HIS PREGNANT WIFE TO HOSPITAL 4 DELIVERY. AFTER AN HOUR DOCTOR COMES OUT.
PARROT ASKS, "KYA HUA?"

DOC : "KYA HOGA, POPAT HOGA"

Santa : Yaar gadha mithai dekhkar kya sochta hoga ?

Banta : Yahi ki "KAASH YAH MITHAI GHAAS HOTI".

Beta- yeh hathiyaar kya hota hai?papa-beta hathiyaar woh hota hai,jisse hum ladte hain.beta- isska matlab mummy hathiyaar hain..gud afnoon

Beta - "Apki Love Marriage hui thi na."
Papa - "ha par tumhe kaise pata."
Beta - "Apki Shadi aur meri Date of Birth me sirf 4 mahine ka Farq hai

Policeman:Madam is Pool me nahana mana hai.
Lady:Jab main Kapde Utar rahi thi tab kyo nahi Bataya.
Policeman:Pabandi Nahane pe hai Kapde utarne pe nahi.

Aapko Yad Krne Me Taklif Hoti He Q k Yad Krne Se Aapki Kami Mahsus Hoti He Fir v Hum Apko Yad Krte He Q k Yaad Karne Se Yade Mazbut Hoti.

Wife:Dekho na Wo aadmi mujhe Ghur Ghur k Dekh raha hai.
Husband:Are wo toh Bhangarwala hai,Bekar mal psr nazar rakhna Uski aadat hai.

Aksar takdir ke rukh badal jate he.mohabbat ho darmiya to fasle simat jate he,chahat ho sachchi to aisa bhi hota he.door jane wale fir lot aate he.

Santa radio lekar potty karne gaya
Banta: kaise rahi dost ?
santa: saale ain waqt pe VANDE MATRAM bajne laga..khade khade hi nipatana pada..

Ladke wale ladki dekhne gaye.Ladk ne Ladki se pucha:"Aapko KHANA BANANA aata hai "?Ladki : " Nahi mujhe to BANANA KHANA aata hai..!!

1 dafa 1 chor ne apni mangetar ko sonay ka set dia

Mangetar ne khush ho k pocha is set ki kemat kia hai?

Chor ne jawab dia....:

Teen Sal Qaid e Bamushakat...!!!

Motorway police:KHAN ap 180 Kì speed
sy kyn ja rahy ho
KHAN:Tm logn ny he to side waly
board pe likha hy:
YAD RAKHN GHR PE KOI AP KA INTIZR KR RHA HY ;->
( -_-)

STU:Sr sb log HINDI ENG. me bolte hai MATHS me kyo ni bolte?
........
TCHR:Jyada 3 5 na kr
9 2 11 ho le
Ni to 4 5 dhr dunga to
6 k 36 dikhne lgenge.....

Maa: Aaj school se itni jaldi aagaye?
Son: Machar maara to teacher ne chutti de di.
Maa: Aisa kyon?
Son: Machar teacher k gaal per betha tha.

Mareez Doctor Se: Main ek Month se Rs.50 ki Rozana Dawa Khaa Raha hun.
Lekin Mujhe koi Faida Nazar Nahi Aa Raha.

Doctor: Acha to Mai Aapko Kal Se Rs.40 ki Dawai Donga.

A molvi went to Zardari home and said: Qaum ko tang mat karo warna Allah ka azaab aye ga.
Zardari: Tang to Musharraf kar raha tha, Main to azaab hon.

Faqeer:Baji ALLAH ke naam per paise do!

Baji:Haramkhor, sharam nahi ati, road per bheeg maangte ho..!

Faqeer:Tere 1 rupay ke liye Office khol loon..!

1 Punjabi buji hue cigerrete pi rha tha
.
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Pathan ne pocha ye Kaise pi rahe ho
Dhuwan to nikal nhi rha.
Punjabi bola: Pagal cigrate CNG pe hy.

In 2025
Bhikhari: Bhagwan Ke Naam Pe Kuch De De..
Boy: Ye Le Meri MBA Ki Degree Rakh Le.
Bhikhari: Nahi Chahiye, Tujhe Chahiye
To Meri CA Ki Rakh Le...

2 Arabi ek doosre ko arabi main galiyan de rahe thay, Qareeb se guzarte hoye pathan ne unse kaha… Qaari Sahab, Hamare liye bhi dua karna.

Santa ne Zoo me sher ka pinjra khula chor diya
Officer:Tume Sher ka Pinjra Lock ni Kia
Santa:Sir itne khofnack janwar ko kon chori krega?

Ek lady train se utri, ek pathan se poocha ye konsa station hai?

Pathan ne socha… socha… socha… socha… socha phir bola

“Baji ye Railway Station hai”

FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level

Beta: Kya is martaba abbu election me khare ho rahe hain?
Maa: Wo mere saamne toh khare ho nahi sakte….
Élection me kya khare honge ?

Police: Park Me Romance Karte Ho, Bacho pe kya Asar Parega?

Aadmi: Hum dono Married Hain

Police: To Ghar Me Karo

Aadmi: Tab Iske Husband Par Kya Asar Parega?

Admi: Tum Bahaduri Wala Konsa Kaam Kar Sakte Ho?

Pathan: Mein Saanp Ke Saath Khel Sakta Hoon...

Admi: Woh Kaise??

Pathan: Hamare Mobile Mein Snake Wala Game Jo Hai...

Constabl-Sir,kal rat kaidiyo ne jail me Ramayan ki thi Jailor-to isme itne pareshan Q ho?Const-Sir,Hanuman bana kaidi abhi tak sanjiwni lekar wapas nahi aaya.Hi

Santa aur banta ne zindagi me pehli baar riksha dekha..

Santa: Dekho Kitna Chota Tanga Hai.

Banta: Haan..

Aur Gadha To Dekho, Aadmi Jaisa Dikhta Hai..

Pathan ki 2 Bevian Lar pari.
Aik boli k Aaj sunday Hay.
Or 2nd boli ni.
Aaj Mondy Hay.
PATHAN Tang Aa k Bola






Mai kya Pagal Hun.
Jo Juma parh k Aya Hun.