Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 91

A young man asks a kind priest: "Father is it a sin 2 sleep with a girl? Father: "No my child but the problem is, u guys never sleep.....

Doc: Dis isn't urine sample bt aple juce u brot in!
Mrs gupta:God! Can I make a call?
Doc:Y?
Mrs gupta:I may've pakd d othr botle with gupta ji's tiffin.

Man goes to chemist: I need to buy poison. Chemist: i cant sell u that. Man shows wife's photo. Chemist: Sorry, I didnt know u had a priscription.

A judge charged RS.1080 fine on a man for a rape. When asked why Rs.1080 judge replied Rs.1000 for rape and 8% ENTERTAINMENT TAX.......!

LaiIa ko Majnu ka sms nahi aaya, usne teen din khana nahin khaya,Woh marne wali hai majnu k pyar mein,aur majnu saala betha hai sms free hone k intezar mein ;)

Woman complaining to dentist: "Its so painful. I"d rather get pregnant than have a tooth filled!"

Dentist: "Decide now, so I can adjust the chair accordingly!"

Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed?
Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.

Evolution of Man:
Shadi se pahale: HERO No. 1
Shadi ke baad: COOLIE No. 1

Shadi se pahale: Meine Pyar Kiya
Shadi ke bad: Yeh Meine kya kiya

What u call dog with no legs? Don't matter wot u call him, he ain't gonna come.

Bride's Dad hands a note to the groom: 'GOODS DELIVERED ARE NOT RETURNABLE.' Groom gave another note back to father: 'CONTRACT VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN.'

Engineer interview dene gaya BOSS:aap salary kitni chahte he?
ENGR:1 lakh/month
BOSS:hum aapko 5 lakh denge
ENGR:kyu mazak karte he sir

BOSS:SHURUAT KIS NE KI?