Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 21

Awesome msg by a girl
he broke my heart and i broke this apple iphone 4G.
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baaki tum khu hisab laga lo ki kon jyad roya hoga.

kaise mumkin tha kisi aur doctor se elaaj karna..? ae dost...


ishq ka rog tha,
mummy ke chappal se hi aram aaya...

LIFE Mein kitne Change Aate h,
Classroom to Office
Jeans to Formal
Pocket Money to Salary
BoyFriend to husband
Lekin Dost?
Nalayk k Nalayk No Change.

Taras Ata Hai Mujhe Apni Masoom c Palkon Pr...

Jab Wo Bheeg K Kehti H K...
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:-(..Hme nahi pdhna..:-(
..Dedicatd to all dukhi students.

Besharmo
Tumhe jaan kar khushi hogi
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Aaj hmare pados me shadi h
Aa kar paise loot lo aur recharge karwa kar sms bhejo
Jaldi karo barat jane wali h

CG da paper leak ho gya hai.
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Paper vich 5 section aon ge..A,B,C,D,E,
E section compulsory hai.

Paro, Khush rehna bahut hi muskil hai...
Kyunki...
abhi 31st march bahut door hai...

By: devdaas.

A4_apko
B4_bahut
C4_chori
D4_dil se
E4_1bar mil kar
F4_face2face
G4_gale laga kar
H4_hum tumko kehna chahte hai
Aaj Naha Lo Plz.

Manga rab se har pal mene tera hi sath hai
Jara dhyan dena..
Manga rab se har pal mene tera hi sath hai
ACP says: Abhijeet pata lagao is khoon mein kiska hath hai.

a touching line said by a bf
agar apni gf ki shaadi mein khaana tasty ho to sachhi mohabbat bhi fiki lagti hai

Garmi mein piyo jee bhar ke rasna
Wah wah..
Garmi mein piyo jee bhar ke rasna
ACP says: Freddy chup raho, dubara mat hasna.

Tumhara Naam Hawa Pe Likha, To Bikhar Gaya.
Rait Pe Likha, To Mitt Gaya.
Pani Pe Likha, To Beh Gaya.
Aur Jab Dil Pe Likha To
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Heart Attack Ho Gaya.
Please Change Your Name...

Pyar karne walo ko nahi hoti kisi ki khabar
Arz kiya hai
Pyar karne walo ko nahi hoti kisi ki khabar
ACP says: Salunkhe ye atmahatya hai ya murder.

punjab mein do chije achi hai,

ik lassi

or duje asi

Tuesday ko kate jate nahi nakhoon
Wah Wah....
Tuesday ko kate jate nahi nakhoon
A.C.P:-Salunkhe jalti batao ye aatmahatya hai ya khoon
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Jo Dost kaminey nhi hote,,

Wo kaminey......Dost hi nahi hote.

Pankha chala or hawa udi
Jara gour farmayega
Pankha chala or hawa udi
Daya: Abhijeet jaldi batao wo car kaha mudi

if u r in LOVE..press down
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ruk ja...abhi teri mummy ko batati hu

Rin lagaya or daag gaya
Wah Wah
Rin lagaya or daag gaya
Abhijeet: Daya lagta hai khooni bhaag gaya.
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One Question that will change the way u think and the course of ur life....
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Shaktimaan Clockwise Ghumta Tha Ya Anti-Clockwise???..

Chaya ye kaisa andhera ghanghor hai
Wah Wah..
Chaya ye kaisa andhera ghanghor hai
Daya: Abhijeet mujhe to lagta hai yahi chor hai

Apni premika ke julfo me aish khoya ki behosh ho gaya .
jab hosh aaya to usne puch


jaan




Nahati kyo nahi ho,

sala

EKDAM AKBAKA JATA HU

Aishwarya k baby ne susu kiya...

Abhishek saaf karne gaya...

Itne main baby ne kaha...

"Mujh par ek ehsaan karna, ke mujh par koi ehsaan na karna"

Padh padh ke ho gaya me bore,
Wah...Wah...
Padh padh ke ho gaya me bore.
Upar se ye katrina kehti he
Teri ore... Teri ore...

seeing a "chipkali" on ur bed is nthn...actually
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thr real prblm strtz
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wen it dissapearz..
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kaha gayi.
kaha gayi..

sardiyo ka samana himmat se karna hum nahi chahte ki aapko jukam ho.......

Ek zabardast DIL dahla dene wala SMS....
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KAL BHEJUNGA.

Biwiya
aati hai HEER ki tarah.
Lagti hai KHEER ki tarah.
Phir chubhti hain TEER ki tarah.
Aur aakhir mein Halaat
Kar deti hai FAKEER ki
tarah...

Yaaa Hooooo
Chaaaheee Kooooi Mujheeee Jaaangliiii kaaaheee,
Par Maaai Naaaahiii Nahaaaaneeee Waaalaa
Kyunki.....
Bahuuuuut Thaaannnd paadddd Raaahiiii Haiii..$$$$$
Avoid Cold then Ehjoy Cold

"q" beizzati or bibi kab acchi lagti h "ans" simple jab dusro ki ho