Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 36

Pani ko bewkuf
kaise banaoge ?



Socho?




Socho



Socho?


Garam karo aur

Roz ki tarah aaj bhi mat nahao..!
good morning :-)

Khush toh bohut hoge tum,
baat hi kutch aisi hai,
1st april jo ho rahi hai,
dil mein gudgudi si ho rahi hogi,
aur kyo na ho….saal mein ek hi toh din aata hai jo

hota hai sirf tumhaare naam.

Tees mar khan- Flop
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Dabang-Hit
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Moral-
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Ladki jawan hone se kuch nahi hota,
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Badnam honi chahiye. ;

Wen u win,every 1 takes pride 2 celebrate ur victory bt wen u loose,only true frnd holds ur hand sits by ur side n says-'Zalil hi krvaya kr tu hr jagah'

tum meri lyf ho
tum meri jine ki wajah ho
tumhare bina me kuch nai
plz meri zndagi me aa jao
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this letter was
written by:library
to:books

Jab B Gali Me Chalo
Nazren Jhuka K Chalo,
QK
Aisa Karne Se Na Sirf Apki Izzat Barhegi
Balki



Gire Hue Kuch Paise Milne K Chances b badh jayenge

Behind every FAIL student there is a HOT girlfriend &

what about TOPPERS?

A HOT Teacher jiski wajah se kamine sare classes attend karte hain..

Abe O pagal,

1 Zabardast Sher Sun..

Sher Bi Tu,
Cheeta Bi Tu

Kya Frmaya?

Sher Bi Tu, Cheeta Bi Tu

Or

Bandron Ki Race Me "Jeeta" Bi Tu..

1 Shaks Ki Murghi
Beemar Hui ...

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Tou Phir

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Tou Us Ne Murghi K
Theek Hony Ki Khushi
Mein

1 'Bakra' Sadqa
Ker Dia ...

film"loot le india"
hero:manmohan singh
heroine:sonia gandhi
villan:a raja
scipt by;karunanidhi
guest appearance:rahul gandhi
comedy:sarad pawar

Aaj Kal Ki Patni Ko Ye Samaj Nahi Aata Ke Kya Kare?

Kharab Kaamwali Mile Toh Khud Ko Kaam Karna Padta Hai,


Agar Achi Mile Toh Pati KAAM Kar Jata Hai..!! :>

Ye par le, imp hai exam mein pakka aaega..
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1.name
2.roll no
3.class
4.subj
5.date
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ab thanks bol kr rulaaegi kya?
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anything 4 u

New Krishna to Radha-
Main Krishna Kanhaiya aur tu Radha Gori


Main Kites ka hritik tu Barbara Mori


Radha- Jyada line mat mar coz i Hate Luve Story...:-D

Ap"P.A.G.A.L" ho
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Ghussa nahi krna



mere pas proof hai k ap P.A.G.A.L ho
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P=pyare
A=ache
G=Great
A=anmol
L=lovley

kaha tha na PAGAL ho.

Maths PJ..

Arz Kiya Hai-

Ae Mere Desh Ke Sache Veero


Wah Wah


Ae Mere Desh Ke Sache Veero



Any Number Multiplied by Zero Is Zero..

Iqrar-e-Mohabbat Koi Jurm To Nhi.






Bas Itna Pata Krlo K, Larki K Bhai
"Police"
me to nhi hain.

Agar 5
minute me
aapka
koi b SMS
Nahi aaya
to aaj se
apna Rista khtam..

Khallas..

Over
Finish

Or

Kal fir Start..

If ur eyes r sweet,
u will love the world,
but
if ur tongue is sweet,
the world will love u,
&
if both r sweet,


Phir to aap tofan macha dain gy,
MERI TARAH ;)

Sms bhi Bahut Kamal ki chiz Hai,
20 Pagalo ko Karo,
10 Padhte Hi Nahi,
5 delete kar dete h,
4 Ka Inbox Full Hota h,
Bs 1 Hi PAGAL Pura MSG Pdhta h..

Thans..

Tmhri bahot yad arhe thi











































Tmhain lgta ha k mai aisa bolunga?
Nikal beta shahbash apna kam kr

importent sms driving karte time drink na kare Q ki speed breaker aa jane se peg gir sakta hai from u p police Chulbul Pandey

Zaheen lrka+ zaheen lrki==DOSTI
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bewuqoof lrka+ zahin lrki=Love
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zaheen lrka+ bevuqoof lrki= Dates
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bevuquf lrka+ bevuqoof lrki=??

Love Marriage...!

Jab Thely Par Biryani Bechney
Wale Ki Aamadni Teacher Ki Tankhwa Se
Zaida Ho To Ye Sabit Hota Hy K Is Qoum
Ko Education Ki Nahi Biryani Ki Zarurat Hay... ;

kamine
kamine
kamine
kamine
kamine
kamine
kamine
Aap ke kami ne sms bhejne par majbur kar diya

Ay Barish K Nanay Qat'ro

Us K Chehre Ko Bhigo Dena

Us K Galon Ko Chum Lena
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Us K Hath'o Ko Bosa Dena

Aur Kehna
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Kabhi Khud B Naha Liya Kar...

Panditji Ne Apke Cell Ki Rashi Dekhkar Bataya Hai,Apke Cell Par Kanjusi Ki Mahadasha Chal Rahi Hai,Sms Bhejkar Graho ko Shaant Kare Nahi To Set Chori Ho Jayega.

Q-Wo kya Cheeze hai jo wife apne husband ko Saari Umar nahi lene Deti?
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Ans - Chain k 2 pal

Achhi Baat To Sb Ko Achi Lgti HLekin Jab Tume Kisi Ki Buri Baat B Buri Na Lage To Smjo Tumhe PyarNahi Hua HaiZALEEL Hone Ki Adat Ho gy-

Rang barase bhige chunar wali, rang barse o rang barse bhige chunar wali..rang barse, are rang barse bhige chunar wali ..re ! abe ab ghar jao nahi to JUKAAM lag jayega

Private Naukari karna Bachhon ka KheL nahin hai GHALIB.....Bus itna Samajh Leejiay ki........Ek NAWABON ki Basti hai aur Jhuk Jhuk k jaana hai