Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 48

"Bye" Ek Chota sa Lafz h jo Bohat Takleef Deta H Ehsas Dilata H k Jis k Sath Aap Ho Kya Pata Wo Fir Kabhi na ho

To Sada Kaho

CHAL NIKAL

Dil he sachha aur dimaag hai Kacha

Wah wah wah.

Dil he sachha aur dimaagh hai Kacha

Tere msgs nahi aa rahe kya baat hai Bachcha..!

Insan k ander SMS padhne ki itni Bhookh hoti hai,Chahe USKO
Pagal,

Idiat,

Bevakoof

Nalayak












kitni BB Kuch Kaho
wo niche tak padhega hi

Q:Laughing budhdha kise kehte h?
A: Laughing budha wo mota admi h

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Rajanikant ne bachpan me joke sunaya BICHARA AAJ TAK HANS RAHA HAI.

Kamzor Dil Wale Ye Msg Na Padhe
Na Amal Kare
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YAAR 222-/ Ka Balance Bhej

Thand Ka Ek Faayda To Hai
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garmi nahi lagti..
India Rocks:-

Life Me kitne bhi
Dukh mile
Gam mile
apne aansu bah jane dena unhe
rokna mat
Kyuki

ruke hue pani me hi Malaria wale macchar ande dete hE

)))))
( c 'o
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( c '==o
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( c '===o
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( c '=======o
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Naak Aisi Ho Jaye Gi Agar Msg Karna Chora To.:-)

zindgi k 3 ajeeb atages:

Collage life- Time h Energy h pr Paisa nhi

Office life-Energy h Paisa h pr Time nhi

Budapa- Time h paisa h pr Energy nhi

Aisi Kia Cheez Hai,
Jo Kharidane Wala Kabhi Pehenta Nahi
Aur Pehene Wala Kabhi Kharidta Nahi

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Baby Pampers...

Ladko ka dil mandir k tarah hota hai.
Pavitra or Sachcha.
Isliye to...
jab ladke
I love u kehte hai

to ladkiya apni sandal utar leti hai..
India Rocks:---

Agar "Sheela" Thoray Din Pehlay Jawan H0ti...

Wah
Wah
Wah

Agar "Sheela"

Thoray Din Pehlay Jawan H0ti.


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Toh Aj "Munni" Itni Badnam Na
H0ti...

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Aankhen aaj bhi uss kamine ko talash rhi h, jisne kaha tha

12th tak padhlo,college me to aish h!......

1 Aqalmand Insan Gadhay Se Bola
"Sari Dunya Tumhe'n Be-waqof Q kehti Hai?"













Neeche Kya Dekh Rahe Ho?
Jawaab Do Na ...

Log Kahte Hai Koshish Karte Raho,Har Rah Mein Hope Hai


Aankhein Aaj Bhi Us kamino Ko Dhundti Hai Jisne Kaha Tha CA Kar Lo Zabardast Scope Hai..

Aaj RAAT 12:00 AM Per "Father Day"
Shoro Ho Jayega.




Jis Jis Ne Muje wish Krna He Kr le,
Bad Me Na kehna K

"ABBU" Naraz Ho Gaye.:-)

Dil se kabhi mujhe yad kiya karo,
Itna gair na samjho call nahi to atleast,
misscall to kar liya karo

1936 Ka Behtreen
SMS....
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Us Waqt Mobile Kahan Tha,
Kabhi To Dimagh Ka Istemal
Kar Lia Karo.
Bus SMS Parhne Ki Jaldi
Hoti Hai.

Pooch na unki Judai k lamhe
Hum ne kyse bitaaye,
Pani me Surf Excel mila k
Straw se bulbulay banaaye
0 o o 0 o O 0

u know y OBAMA iscoming 2 india.

just 2 request indian govt dat."hamari puri miltary,airforce, technology aap lelo."

bas hame "RAJNIKANT"de do.

zyada khushi se vajan badh jata hain,
dukhi rehne ka fanda is mamle me bada hit hai,
ham gam khate hain aur aansu peete hain,
tabhi to kitne slim, trim aur fit hain...........

ek bar raam aur raavan ladai kar rahe the..
achanak Raavan bola: bye bye Raam...
Raam: kya hua? haar maan li?
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Raavan: nahi Raam, its 10.30, RAJNIKANT ki car saaf kaarne ka time ho gaya!!!!

Oh Mere Appu Ki Maa
Abbu Pe Ka Bit Rahi Tu Ka Jaane

Appu Maa Maa Pukaare
Abbu Amaa Amaa Pukare

Jab Se Tu Gayi,Roshni Chali Gayi
Saansh Bas Chal Rahi Hai

Tum Se Tasveer Dil Behlane,
Ke Liye Nahin Mangi Thhi.
Bachche Zid Karen To Unhe,
Daraane Ke Kaam Aani Thhi.

aapse milkar ho gaya zindagi se pyar rah me chor ke mat jana mere yar bin aapake hum ji na payenge aap na honge to hum apne kapade kis se dhulwayenge.

dil karta hain tere paas aaoon
dil karta hain tere paas aaoon

larki ne kaha

chappal chalegi yaa
sandal nikalooon

2+2=6


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Apne deewane par kyon itna zulm dhaati ho,
Khwaab mein bhi baap ko saath laati ho.

eyes are best friends: Dono ek saath jhapakti hain, roti hain, soti hain but if they see a girl, keval ek hi jhapakti hai,
Moral: A girl can break any strong relation......

nani ne kaha apne pothe se?
meri jawani to abi khutem ho guyi hey.
pothe ne nani se kha market me shila ki jawani a gayi he le lo jaldi se.