Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 58

Zindagi me do cheeze kabhi mat karna.
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.Jab Karna hi nahi he to sun ke kya karna.

So tention mat lo.

Anda
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Anda Burjy
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Omlet
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Chicken
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Mutton
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Zinga
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Machi fry
Chup ke se padhna aur Delete
karna kyonki ye Non-Veg SMS hai.

Latest Pj

Usne bahut padhai ki apne result ke liye. .
Usne bahut padhai ki apne result ke liye
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Munni badnam hui Darling tere liye. . . :-):-):-):-)

Meri engagement ki Date fix ho gyi h..25 Aug ko h..u r invited vd family.plz zrur aana.


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Santa ki GF usko itna keh kar chali gayi

1 jam wafa ke naam , 1 jam ulfat k naam, 1 jam dosti k naam, 1 jam dusmano k naam, 1 jam pyar k naan , or 1 puri BOTAL aapke naam , or botal ka naam milk badam,

what is 1+4+3?
i love u
no
imiss u
no
i like u
no
i kiss u
no
1+4+3 means
1+4+3=8
maths par dhyan do yaar

Is Duniya Me Bas 2 hi cheezen aisi he..

jiski duniya diwani he

1st-Tajmahal


&

2nd -Aap




...Ne Mujhe to Dekha Hi Hoga...

wat is noun?
toh arz kia hai kutta b apni gali may hota hai king wah wah
kutta bhi apni gali may hota hai king
noun is the name a person ,place or thing.

It is well known saying that-`jo hase,unke ghar base.`
But the question is`ghar basne ke bad kitne hase!`

Aladdin ka chirag Mila!

= Me jin se bola,
is sms parhne wale ka dimag 10 guna zyada barha do!

*Jin hans kar bola-
= Multiplication doesnt apply on zero!

Aapke bathroom me 1 hafte se camera laga h or ye dekho apne nahate time ka photo.












Oye! Ye kya??Hafte bhar se nahaye hi nahi.

exam mein student ne apne agay bhaite student se japan ki rajdhan poochi to unse jawab diya is baar to tok diya abki baar mat tokyo

Alcohal chalisa' @
Gurur " RAM " ma
Gurur 'WHISKY'
Gurur 'VODKA'
'JIN'eshwara
Gurur 'SCOTCH'a
Pram'BRANDI'
Tasmai shri 'BEER'ey Namah :

Maine 8000ka naya mobile liya h.Jisme
Blue-tooth
5Mega Pixel Double Camera
Touch Scree
MP3
Radio
8GB memory,
Internet...





Kuch b nhi h Apko chahiye to btana

Mausam kitna suhana hai,thandi thandi hawa ka zamana hai kuch sms to kar liya karo balance kya SASURAL bhijwana hai..

Aap ki shaan me char line pesh kar raha hu.!!pasand aaye to Taaliya bajakar navajiyega..

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GIN LO...PURI CHAR LINE HAI.....

"Mujhse Shadi Karoge"
Kal Pura Din Sochkar
Mummy Papa
Bhai Bahan
Sbke Sath Bethkr Masvira Krke
Parso Mujhe Bta Dena Ki Ye Gana Kis Film Ka H

HASEENO ko apna dil na dena
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Dil k JAZBAAT ye kya janegi
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Kandhe ka DUPATTA to sambhalte nehi
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Apka dil kya khak sambhalegi.

Earlier
Luv Startd wid Eyes
Grew wid Gifts
Ended wid Tears


Now: Luv Starts frm Cellphone
Grows wid Msgs
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Ends wid "Upbhogta
Kisi aur Call par Vyast hai.

Imagine if...
Deve Gowda
soniya Gandhi
Laloo
Karunanidhi
Mayawati
r sailing in a boat & if it sinks
who vl b safe...?
Guess...?







!!!.."INDIA"..;-)!!!

<('',)> Kaan (( khol kar JL Sunlo





agar 5 minute main koi sms nahi aya




to?



to?

thodi der baad kar dena
koi JALDI wali baat nahi hai yar..

kabhi kabhi mere dil me khyal aata hai,ke dil jalta hai to dhuan kidhar jata hai.

5 STAR ki tarah dikhte ho,
NESTLE ki tarah sharmate ho,
MUNCH ki tarah jab muskurate ho,
Sach bolta hu yaar,
KITKAT ki kasam tum bohot KHUBSURAT lagte ho

Roye woh iss kadar unki laash se lipatkar, Ki..!!Ki laash khud uthkar boli......Le tu mar ja saale, main fir kabhi mar jaunga.....

Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha,
Dekhta hi gaya…
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya.

6 thing r GOD Gifted..
1.Mother's Love
2.father's Advice
3.Brother's Care
4.Sister's Fights
5.True Love &
6.What ?

Main Bhi Kisi gift se Kam Hu Kya...

Us ki ankhon mein lagta tha k mery pyar ka nasha hai
"paPpu"



Wo to baad mein pata chala kameeni CHARAS peeti thi... ;->

SONE Ki Kimat Rs19000
Tak
Ho
Gyi
Hai
Isliye
Sona
Chhod
Do
Aur Jaag Kar Waqt Guzaro
QKi
SONA Hamein Bahut Mehnga Pad Raha Hai..

Jago Grahak Jago...

YYAAAHHHO000..!




Meri SEMESTER ki Saari taiyari ho
Gayi..









Pen




Pencil



Scale


Eraser


Sab taiyar hai..


AB Sirf..
Padhna Baki Hai...:-(

Tarak Mehta PJ:

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