Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 62

Q kiSike khyalo me khoya jaye?Q kiSiki yado me roya jaye?iS dunya k jhamele me padna hi bekar, Aaj SunDay he chalo jibhar k Soya jaye...!Happy SunDay...!

wo nalke ka thanda pani,wo sabun ki khushbo,wo safed & soft towel,
kair chhodo tum kya jano roz nahane ka maza.

Aap apni zindagi me itna aage jao...
Ki aap jahan bhi jao log aapse bas yahi kahein...
jao baba Aage jao.........................................
Aage jao............................................... .......
Change nahe hai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:

Once James Bond met a Dog in a jungle & said-
"I'm Bond, James Bond!!"
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Dog bites him & replies- "I'm kutta! Paagal kutta!!!"

Think y u r sweet, y u r innocent, y u r intelligent, y u r lucky, y u r blessed...







simple ab humse dosti ki hai toh uska fayada toh hoga hi na... ;-)

O Mere dost ....
Radio Mirchi ka Host..
double Ande ka Toast ....
Purani Haveli ka Ghost...
Desi Murgi ka Roast...
Tuti hui Lightpost...
I Miss You the Most...Ha Ha Ha

NEECHE aapka new year gift Hai..


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Dil krta h k! zor se kan k niche du..
Aaj new year h kya?
Chale..aye gift lene.....:-D;-):-):-D:-D:-D:-D;-)

2010 k suru me apko ko tazi-2 girl friend mile, zo maybati jaisi sundar, jay lalita jaisi slim, mamta jasi sant, or partiva patil jaisi jawan ho.

Population control system

in Pak......
HUM
DO
HAMAARE
DO

Uske baad jitne ho

sare INDIA bhej Do...

Hashino ke bus chad jane se, sishe chatak jate hai. Bus chahe kitni bhi sapid me ho,hum jashe ashiqe latak jate hai.

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ja meri misaile ja,jo mujhe SMS na kare uske dimag mai ghuskar fat ja

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wapas kyo aaya?

Hi.Hi.Hi.....
Unke pas to Dimag hi nahi hai.

Internet par ladki pataayi
Internet par ho gayi sagaayi
Internet par divorce ho gaya
Is bahaane computer ka course ho gaya

news dekha kya mumbai main baraf gira marine drive ke paas 1 aadmi cycle pe baraf le jaa raha tha gir gaya!!!

Dost wo hote hain jo marne k baad sab k sab nark mein milte hain aur waha par bhi kehte hain...."Chal Yaar Yamraaj se Maze le ke aate hain"

chuhe ne kiya sherni ko propose gift me diya red rose, sherni boli jakar apni surat to dekh, chuha bola surat par mat ja confidence to dekh.

Kafi dino se sms nahi bheja,
Chalo sit stand kro
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Chalo bus karo ainda
SMS kertay rehna.

police ko body mili hai...kaale daant,ghosle jaise baal, shakl langoor ki tarah, mujhe apki fiker ho rahi hai, zara miscall to dijiye , tassalli ho jayegi.

Aao!

Aaj Hum Dono Waada kare

Ke

Hum Zindagi Bhar PYAR Karenge

Hum Wafa krenge

Hm Mohabbat krenge

Sirf Or Sirf Apne

"Aap" se.

paaye sweet shyam kai sweet msg or picture,
sath mai jaadu ki jahpee bhee.
kewal aapkai liye.
to jaldi dial karai-9990217616.
bilkul muft.

din milla wo mujse

Bujha-2 sa
Jhuka-2 sa
Udasiyo me
Racha bassa sa

Maine Pucha
Udas Q ho.

To Usne Kaha
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Ammi ne Thappad mara

Din raat SmS kr kr k aisa kr dia tum

jab koi baat bigad jaye jab koi muskil pad jaye toh......
toh hoth ghuma ...siti baja...siti baja ke bol bhaiya... ALL IS WELL

Mai Use Bholne Ki Buhat Koshish Karta hu

aeDOST

Par Kya karu Ammi Roz BADAM Khila Deti He

Hamari dua hai aapko KRISH ka josh,UMRAOJAN ka pyar.BABUL ka dular MUNNA BHAI ki jhappi,DHOOM KI bike,VIVAH ki wife aur DON ki life mile..

TOMORROW ALL SCHOOLS & COLLEGES WILL B CLOSED!
JUST INFORM TO ALL..
ALL EXAMS WILL ALSO B POSTPONED!
kyuki
Rosy miss ka kutta mar gaya!!
Wooooooo..... ;-)

Bewakuf,
Murakh,
Matlabi,
Dhokhebaz,
Chugalkhor,
Besharam,
Jhuthe,
Badtamiz,
Mokaparast,
Pakhandi,
ALLAH apko inn sabhi tarah ke logon se door rakhe.

Apne chehre ka kabhi to Didar de,
Tadap raha hue kabhi to Pyar de,

Apni aawaz nahi sunani to mat suna,

Kam se kam ek Misscall hi mar de....

MISS U...

Sabhi ladko ko suchit kiya jata haki AAJ KE DIN mobile Band rakhe KYOKI kuch shararti ladkiya rakhi sms kar sakti hai Purush janhit me jari.

miss u miss u sab kahe miss kare no koi jo miss kare koi to sms band kahe ko hoye

1 msg ki kimmat kya jano kanjus babu;
balance ka aashirwad hota he 1 msg;
dosto ke liye khas hota he 1 msg;
aur khali inbox ka khwab hota he 1 msg

don ko 11 mulko ke dost talash kar rahe he. don ke call ka intezar kijiye. par don to call kar nahi sakta kyuki don ko toh sirf sms free he