Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 63

If u dont sms me, God will gv u Lalu's brain, Mayawati's face, Jayalalita's body, Abdulkalam's hair style, Atal Bihari's walking style

Wo roz roz kehti hai k apni tasver Bluetooth par send krdo mujay
*FARAZ*
Us nadan ko itna b nahi pta k mery paas Nokia 3310 hai…!

kripya dhyan de..!!
agr aap is dhyan dene wale msg ko dhyan se padhenge to aap k dhyan me 1 dhyan dene wali baat aayegi ki is dhyan dene wale msg me dhyan dene wali koi baat nhi hai..
hehehe..

Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi, Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi
Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi, Teri photo se to meri negative hi Ach

dabbe pe dabba,dabbe pe dabba ,dabbe pe dabba, dabbe pe dabba,dabbe pe dabba ,dabbe pe dabba, dabbe pe dabba,dabbe pe dabba ,dabbe pe dabba, dabbe pe dabba,dabbe pe dabba ,dabbe pe dabba, dabbe pe dabba,dabbe pe dabba ,oo mere yaar tu chhadd sayri nu aur dabbe da balance to dekh,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Na hawa na saya hai,
ehsas ham hi ko aaya hai,
hamein bhi sms kr k dekh lo,

company ne ye mobail aap ki Girl friend k liye nahi banaya hay.

1 din chand ne
Mujse kaha,

Tere ye dost

Kamine he

Bekar he

Chalu he

Matlbi he

Maine chand ko
Ghura

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Gusse se kaha

"Mujhe Pata Hai"

Hum Ne Unko Missed Call de kar Apni Yaad dilai
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Us Ne Msg kar k kaha…,
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“Keera Hai kya?

Namskar muje sms kehte he,
Muje murkh padhte he,
Ullu forward karte he,
Gadhe delete karte he,
or monkey save karte he.
ab maja ayega tum kya karoge?

Aey khuda

sari khushian
Sari daulat
Sari izzat
Sari rematain
Sari barkatain
Sari mohabbaten
Sari chahatain

De de us ko
jis k dil main hai.........
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Dard-e-Disco:->;)

arz he......
arz he.........
arz he........
arz he........


sorry aj gale me dard he..........

Tum kya jano gum kya hota hai,
Tum kya jano gum kisey kehate hai,
Tum kya jano gum kya cheez hoti hai,
Tumne to hamesha fevicol use kiya hai.

Exellent mind, stylish chera, strong aawaj, masoom aankhe, perfect khusmijaj andaj, ye to hui meri. ab aap sunaao aap kaise ho?""...

Teri nazron se nazar milane ko ji chahta hai,
kambhakth ye tera chashma beech mein aa jaata hai.

Question: Aap mai aur PEPSI mai kya similarity hai

Answer: Both are Kool, Sweet, sab pasand karte hai

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Sabse badi similarity hai
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DIMAG wali jagah par “DHAKKAN” hai

ladka ladki se kehta hai lafz tere geet mere ghazal sunau kya



ladki gaal tere haat mere kaan k niche bajau kya

Gita me KRISHAN Ne kaha hai ki
kalyug me 2 dost honge

onme 1 dani aur 1 papi hoga
daani sms karega aur papi padh kar muskurayega

Pakistani poem
Mera TV Hai Japani,
Or Patloon Englistani,
Ghar Me Bijlee Hai Na Paani,
Yaro Me Hon Pakistani,
Mere Leadar Mun K Kaale,
Inke Zehnoo Me Hen Taale,
Dakoo Choor Lutere Saale,
Dil Me Inke Beimani,

arj kiya hi ham itne kamjor hua aapke judai se ki machar bhi le jata hai rajai se.

Hamari Aaj Ki Ghazal Ka Unwaan Hai “KHAMOSHI”

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Ghazal Sunne Ka Bohat Bohat Shukriya. :-)

Humain tuo "TAFREEH" k liye bhi zindagi kam lagti hai
Faraz,

Magar log tu yahan "PARHAI" k liye bhi waqt nikaal laity
hain !! :-P

1 ladka apani GF ka cell check kar raha tha,
Ye dekhne ke liye ki usne kis nam se uska no save kiya hai?
jab usne mis cal di to likha aaya MURGA NO 8

Who r U ?
Why do U msg me?
Who the hell gave U my no?
Never send me msg again! Don't disturb me!
Apun kabhi Aisa bola kya?
nahi Na!
To bindas msg karne ka.

Faqat is liye hum ne mehfilon mEIN jana chhor diya FARAZ!
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K koi pooch hee na le..
'Aap ka result kab aa raha hai?'

agar koi accha msh hai tho use jaldi se kagaz par likh kar almari main rakh do kahin galti se send na ho jaye.
KANJUS

Apne DIL ki EMARAT ko GIRNE na do....
Q k
LOG GIRI HOI EMARAT ki EENTE (BLOCKS) bhi UTHA k le jate hain...!

Aisi koun si jagah hai jahaan

Ladies
aur
Gents
dono ko
Ghungrale baal aate hai ?

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West Indies

Vichaar badlo Dunia Badlegi

Pyaar ! Dukho Ka Bazaar.
Premi! Dukhon Ka Kharidaar.
Premika!
Dukhon Ki Dukandaar.
Bhai! Beech Ki Deewar.
Maa Baap!
Peetne Ko Tayaar.
Is Liye Pyaar Mat Kar Yaar

Ye Eit Aita SMS Aye Jo Atthe Bhale Intan Ko Totla Bna Deta He..
Tum Laat Koshish Kalo Phil Bhi Aite Hi Paloge..
Taita Lga Totla Bante?
Ale Wah!!

Kash Hmse 1 Gunah Ho Jaye
Tum Miss Cal Karo Or Wo Receive Ho Jye
Hm Dono Bato Ki Ghrai Me Kho Jye
Tmhe Tb Hosh Aye Jb Tumhra Bal 0 Ho Jye.