Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 53

We need 3 things in lyf..

-LOVE to make us weak..
-ALCOHOL to make us strong..
n
-FRIENDS to pick us up wen both these things make us hit the floor..
;-)

long long ago their lived people who sacrificed their
money
time
sleep
family
food
laughter
were called saints
now they r called
BOY FRNDS

5 Reasons Why 'YOU' are my Friend:
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
No Reason.
Bus meri mat maari gayi thi...!

Pleaz pray 4 me...
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>--
..My medical
results diagnosed
that Im becoming
cuter daily.

But don't worry
its not contagious;
just INCURABLE!

A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

Koi BOOK Aisi Milti Jis Pe Dil Luta Dete

Har Subject Ne Dimag Khaya Kisi 1 Ko Nipta Dete

Ab Syllabs Dekh Kar Ye Sochte Hen K

1 Mahina Or Hota To Dunia Hila Detey.

Memon ko bhoot charh gaya ,
3 din baad bhoot khud ek maulana k paas gaya aur bola,
maulana sahab mujhe bahar Nikalo..!
Warna me to bhookha hi mar jaon ga

"The difference between divorce and legal separation

Is that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money."

The Best Prank Call Ever:

"Hello KFC?"
- " Yes, How can I help you sir?"
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" I want MACDONALD'S number!!! :-P

"Marriage is like putting your hand

Into a bag of snakes in the

Hope of pulling out an eel."

"In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker."

When I was a Cute Child,

Every girl Wanted to Kiss Me.

I allowed them.
Now I want to kiss many cute girls but they don't allow.

Moral:
Ladies Are Selfish. :-)

why do girls prefer Love marrige than an arrange one
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Coz a known Kamina is better then an unknown

People Like You r
One In Billion
So Always Take Care Of
Yourself, Coz
I Ain't In A Mood To Search
Another Billion For A Lovely
Person Like You :)

If You Want To Remove Your Wrinkles, Pimples, Face Marks & The Signs Of Skin Aging Try...
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ADOBE PHOTOSHOP ;->

Smartness runs in my family...... When I went to school I was so smart my
teacher was in my class for five years........

A very wise saying:
If u dont succeed in d first try,



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Erase d proof tht u evr tried..!



Self respect bhi koi cheez hoti hai yaar.

DAMN TRUE:

Just when we sit down to study,
everything else on earth gets so interesting
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Even just starring at the wall... ;->

human faal in love,
that is normal.
cowes eat grass,
that is ok.
but when z monkey
press a mobile keybored
amazing!!!
r u still pressing?

Paki-Nursery Poem 2009

Baby Baby ...

Yes Mama !!



Eating Sugar ... ?



Are You KIDDING MAMA ... ?

What would happen if women ruled the world?

There would be no wars.

Just a bunch of jealous countries
not talking to each other... ;->

Newton's 4th law ki shandar kamyabi ke bad

"Newton's 5th law":

If you move around a tree with the double speed of light,

You Can Kick Your Own Hips!!

Actually
Basically
Biologically
Technically
Chemically
Physically
Mentally
Mathematically
Electrically
Normally
Mechanically
&

Finally

But
Truely



I am so sweet..

Boy to girl Before Exam:
Hey All The Best,
Girl Also Told The Same.

But Girl Scored 80 Marks And Boy Failed.

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Moral: Only Boys Wish With True Heart. :-)

Its Too Hard To Loose Someone,

Who is...

95% Cute,

96% Sweet,

97% Loving,

98% Talented,
And
100% Friendly.


And


What A Shame If You Lose Me. :-)

In Life,Don't Settle for someone who can buy you just a Coffee. Go for someone who can actually make it for You !!! Little Efforts make a Big Difference..!!

Height of my bad luck!
I want to kiss the most attractive "person" in the world but. . .
oh!
My lips can't touch My Cheeks...

Software company names:
NIIT- Not Interested in Technologies!
TCS- Totally confused system!
WIPRO-Weak Input,Poor n Rubbish Output!
HCL-hidden Costs n Losses!

Don't Trust Money,

Bcoz it gives Bed but not Sleep

It gives Books but not Mind

It gives Luxuries but not Happiness

So


Transfer it to My Account..

Faithful husbands will go straight to heaven-!
bcos
they have already gone through hell-!!