Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 52

Chahat me kisi ka imtehan na lena,
jo nibha na sako wo wada na dena,
jise tum bin jine ki na ho aadat,
us se tum kabhi jeene ki dua na dena.

Height of insult:
Boy in a romantic mood to his girlfriend
"I want to be a part of your body darling"

Girlfriend: No thanks, I already have an Ass Hole.

Dard Uske Liye Sehna Pada

Gam Me B Hasna Pada
Jiski Ek Hasi Pe Hum Fida Thy

Uske Liye Umar Bhar Rona Pada

Why in wedding ceremony woman sits on left n man on right??
Coz according to balance sheet all assets are on right side and liabilities on left side.!

It Is Not
Exactly
"C H E A T I N G"

I Prefer To
...CONSIDER It

"C R E A T I V E
P R O B L E M
S O L V I N G" ... =P

B.B.A
(Back Bencher Association)

What is the Difference Between 1st Night & Last Night?


If You Sleep on Flowers, It is 1st Night.

If Flowers Sleep on You, It is Last Night.

Scary, But True. :-)

An !dea Can Change uR Life
But
A Girl Can Change uR Ideas

So
Always Change uR GirlFrnds tO Get New !deas

What an !dea Sirji.!!!

"The problem with Pizza, Pasta, Burger, French Fries is that -
A moment on your Lips, Forever on your Hips..!!"

DEFINITION OF LAZINESS-
" It is the art of taking rest before getting tired ":

Girls Are Like Ferrari Cars. They Are Good To See And Feel, Difficult To Own And Maintain.

India is a nation & dadar is a station..
Wah wah...

India is a nation & dadar is a station...

Dont fall in love first complete ur education...

Laziness is the mother of all bad habits...
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But ultimately she is a mother and we should respect her!;-)

Golden Words

"Love is the seventh sense which destroys all the six senses".

And u become Non sense! ;-)

British:We spoild ur mothrland for 200 years...

Indian: Ha Ha Ha.. We are spoiling ur mother tongue daily......!
Aall..izz.well....!!
INDIANS ALWAYS ROCK

Our parents spend the first 12 Months of our lives teaching us 2 walk & talk...





And next 24 Years telling us to sit down & shut up!!!

once again ur msg tone will ring & u look at ur cute mobile.expecting a msg from some one but so sad its just dis old stupid frd again!!

WHAT IS DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TRUTH & LIE
TRUTH IS DEBIT CARD IN WHICH YOU HAVE TO PAY FIRST AND THAN ENJOY WHILE LIE IS CREDIT CARD FIRST ENJOY AND AT THE END PAY IT

For The First Time In India,I Am Introducing A "3D" Msg In Ur Mobile.












"D D D"

Thank u-thank u,
no publicity please.

ultra height of lazyness:
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sleeping and dreaming...
In dream also sleeping and dreaming about sleeping...

Superb lines on a Lady's T-Shirt:

"Over looking at curves can set many things straight!"

Whenever an intelligent man makes any important decision, he closes his eyes, thinks a lot, listens to his heart, uses his head & finally does wat his wife says

She propozd Me But i was rude...

Wah...wah...

She propozd Me But i was rude....

b'cOz

BEING SINGLE IS MY ATTITUDE !

BRILLIANT LINES BY A MBA Student: " If you cant create your own answers in d examination...,then Management is not meant for u...."

"Silence s d best ans for all ques.."

"Smile s d best reaction in all situations.."






Unfortunately both never help in viva, review & interview..

Tiger & Tigress were resting under a tree. Suddenly a deer passed very fast.
Tigress could not make out & asked,"What was that?"
Tiger smiled & said, FAST FOOD!

Difference between GOD, TAILOR, GIRLFRND, & WIFE ?
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GOD makes MAN.

TAILOR makes him Gentleman.

GIRLFRIEND makes him He-Man.

&

WIFE makes him a DOBERMAN.

A Boy took a book from his shelf to study. All the other books fell on him and he died.Moral:jisne kitab ko uthaya samjho kitab ne usko uthaya.So BE SAFE.!gn

Best ever quote written in Cancer Hospital:Tobaco Companies kill their best Customers..

People say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISH. But there is a difference. When you love the right one you are COMPLETE.. & When you love the wrong one you are FINISHED.

Apki Chahat Hmari Kahani H

Ye Khani Us Waqt Ki Mehrbani H

Hmari Maut Ka To Pata Nai

Pr Hmari Ye Zndgi Sirf ApKi DIWAANI He.