Hindi Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 14

Girl (in train) :- can i sit here ?

Boy :- it all urs .........

Girl :- can i take some water ?

Boy :- my pleasure ............

Girl :- Bhaiya agla station kaun sa hai ?
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Boy :- mere baap ne mere dimag me koi GPS fit nhi kiya hai ,
jaldi seat khali ker mujhe neend aa rahi hai ........

Santa nahi sudhrega:
policeman:
sab sach bata varna chaddi uttar k marunga.
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Santa: saab galti Maine ki hai aap kyun chaddi uttaro gey.
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Koi samjhao yaar

Doctor-Kaise Ana Hua?
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Santa-Doc Sab,
Tabiyat Theek Nahi he,
Liver me Pain ho Raha he
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Doc- Sharaab Peete ho ??
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Santa-Haan,Par Chhota Peg hi Banana..

Muftimal Baniye Ke Bete Ko Bhoot Chad Gaya, Baniye Ne Uska Koi Ilaaj Na Karvaya.

Teen Din Baad Bhoot Khud Ek Ojha Ke Paas Gaya Aur Bola,

Bhoot: “Ojha Sahab, Mujhe Bahar Nikalo, Warna Mein To Bhukha Hi Mar Jaunga“

Doctor Adhi Raat Ko Utha Or Biwi Se:
Main Hospital Janay Laga Hun,,
Phone Aya Hai Emergency Hai
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Biwi: Kisi Ko To Apni Mout Marnay Do

Boy-pen h?
Grl-nai

B-pen h?
G-nai

B-pen h?
G-no,ab pucha to hathode se sir fod dungi

Kuch der baad
B-hathoda h?
G-na
B-to pen h pen?

Boy-Santa ghar pe he?

Aunty-Haan beta,abhi abhi aaya he
Maggi Kha rha he
Tujhe bhukh lagi he?

Boy-Haan
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Aunty - To tu bhi ghar se kha kar aa..

Bhikhari To Manmohan- 1Rs de do baba roti
khani he
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Manmohan- 1000Rs dunga pahle ye bata hmari sarkar k hote hue !!!
1Rs me roti de kaun
raha he...JSK

2 pathan Bhai Exam hall me..
Teacher:Tum D0no Ne Apne Father
Ka Naam Different Q Likha?
Pathan:Tm phir bolta k hm ne Naqal
ki hy hamary pas dimagh hy madam...

ek ladka-ladki hotel m gaye,
waiter- kya loge?
ldki- sabjio wali gujia.
waiter- what??
ladka- gaon(village) ki h sali,
SAMOSA maang rai h.

Girl: how much do u luv me?
Boy: mera dil mobile hai or tum uska SIM card..
Girl: God mai kitni lucky hun..
Boy: Thank GOD use pata nahi k mobile dual SIM hai..

Munna bhai- a yarr sarkit muje us
sister(nurse) se pyar ho gaye hai.
Love lettet kasie likhu ?
Sarkit- likh i love you sister. Mera naam munna bhai.

student:mam y gandhi has no hair on his head?
teacher:because he speaks only truth.
student:now i understand why girls have long hair...!!!!

Pesent 2 Doctor on phone-Mere Bachhe ko current lga he me kya karu?
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Doc-pehle Aap Bhagwan ko shukriya krein ki apke waha bijli aa rhi he....

Snta:tu miror k smne baith kr kyun pdhta h?
Bnta:fayde hai
1.Sath Me revsion ho jta h
2.Khud pe nazar b rehti h
3.padne k liye company mil jati h ! Gud nt:-)

Santa ka Baap UK se aaya..

Baap-Teri Ma Kahan he ??

Santa-Mar gai

Baap-Tune Mujhe batayaa kyu nahi ??

Santa-Socha Surprise dunga...

Suresh- Mere jamun k ped k niche Gulab ka ped kyu laga rahe ho?
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Ramesh- is liye ki Dono ped milkar hame GULAAB JAAMUN Denge...

Ek ladki ko dekh kar1 ladka bola 'stop'....I can PK

Ladki- what pk?

"Propose Kruga "

tab ladki bole FSSSM

ladka- wht FSSSM?

Fuut Sala Sandal Se Marugi !!!

Katrina ki tea me 1 Machchar gira,
Us nahi Pata aur usne peeli
Machchar k Baap ne kuch kaha aur vo Behosh ho gayi.
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kaha-Tumhare pet me Mera Bachcha he...JSK

Dr:Soory, Operation ke waqt handgloves ander rah gaye hai. Dobara operation karana padega.
santa:Abe pagal ho gaya hai? Yeh le 20.0 rs. naye kharid lena.

Santa ki maa: 20 saal tk meri koi aulad nahi hui
Media: Fir apnr kya kiya
Maa: fir main 21 saal ki hui to papa ne meri shadi karadi

" fir jake santa Hua"

1 ladki road pe khadi thi,
1 ladka bike pe jata h.
vapas ata h or usse puchta h pehchana kya?;-)
Girl-nhi
Boy- kya Yaar!!!! Abhi to samne se gya tha.

Height of Torture !!!


Bf-aaj i am very tensed, mood kharab hai, sirr bhi dukh raha hai...
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Gf-hmmm!!!
Acha wo sab chodo,ye dekho!!

mera naya purse!!!...

1 boy ladki ko impress krne ke chakkar me bike se gir pada...
girl:Ooh! Aapko kahin chot to nhi lagi?
Boy : Hat pagli! Hum to gaadi se aise hi utarte hain...!!

Ek kanjus ko electric current Laga..

Uski wife:
Aap theek toh ho na?

Kanjus:
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Mai theek hu..
tu meter dekh, UNIT kitne badhe..??

Ek murgi aur uske 3 bache road cross kar rahe the.
Road cross karne k baad murgik 1 bache ne kaha,hum saato ne road cross karli.

7 kaise?
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Socho,




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Arey yaar,bache hai kuch b bolte rehte hai..

aap tension mat lo..

Pathan Ne Apni Biwi Ko Goli Maar Di,,,
Kyun Ke Usne Sirf Itna Kaha Tha Ke
Mein Apni Zindagi,,
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"Shan" Aur "Shoukat" Ke Sath Guzarna Chahti Hon..!! =P

Girlfriend- Apke bina mera ZEE nahi lagta
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Santa- ZEE nahi lagta to isme kya hai SONY ya STAR PLUS laga lo wo bhi achhe channel hai...

Boy : may I kiss u?
Girl : No
Boy again : May I kiss u?
Girl : No.. Boy desperately
asks :
PLEASEEEEE
MAY I KISS U?
Girl : Kutte, kaminey...
Teacher thodi naa hoon jo permission maang raha hai ZABARDASTI nahin Kar sakta kya ?

Boy: Tumhari aankhe kitni haseen hai..
Girl: chhoro na..
Boy: Tumhare baal kitne khubsurat hai..
Girl: chhoro na..
Boy: Tumhare gaal kitne gulabi hai..
Girl: Ab chhoro bhi..
Boy: Arrrrey... Itni der se lambi lambi chhor hi to raha hu..
Hahaha..