2 machachar bike par ja rahe the tabhi hathi ne lift mangi . . . . to ek machchar khada ho kar bola dekh le phir teri maa bolengi ke lafango ke sath ghum raha hain
ek Aadmi dusre admi ko peet raha tha Aur khud jor jor se ro raha tha. jab logo ne usse pucha ki tum kyo ro raheho to usne kha- jab mai ise chodunga to ye bhi mujhe ise trah pitega.
santa dabang dekh k aya:School mei.. sir:tumhare saare answers galat hai marks de to kahan de..?? Santa: kamal kartein hai sir g..marks hi to maang rhe h..de do
Wife-Itni Dheemi awaj me kisse baat kar rahe ho? Pati-Bahen se Wife-Bahen se itni dheemi awaj me bolne ki kya jaroorat hai Pati-Meri nahi tumhari bahen hai..
ladki:ladka kaisa hai.PANDIT:ladka achha hai,engineering kiya hai..dikhne mein film ka HERO lagta hai.LADKI:kaun si film ka hero lagta hai.PANDIT:PIPLI LIVE
Madam boy se- Kahan hai copy? Kahan hai pen? Boy-Jabse tumhe dekha kya copy kya pen??? Tere mast-mast 2 nain,,mere dil ka le gye chen gayab hai copy or kho gye pen!...
Grl:mat kr picha mera,1din pchtyga,bahr collage k tu samose ka thela lgyega boy:tu mt thukra mere pyr ko,1din pchtygi usi thele pe brtan manjti tu b nazr aygi..