Hindi Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 34

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11 Years Ago | 1 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Santa- Insaan Ko Zindagi Mein Koi Bhi Problem Hoto Kiske Pas Jana Chahiye...?
Banta- Farmer...!
Santa- kyu..?
Banta - Uske Paas "HAL" Hota Hai...

11 Years Ago | 1 shares | By rahul sharma # 4878

2 machachar bike par ja rahe the
tabhi hathi ne lift mangi
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to ek machchar khada ho kar bola dekh le phir teri maa bolengi ke
lafango ke sath ghum raha hain

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By virraj # 690

ek Aadmi dusre admi ko peet raha tha Aur khud jor jor se ro raha tha. jab logo ne usse pucha ki tum kyo ro raheho to usne kha- jab mai ise chodunga to ye bhi mujhe ise trah pitega.

11 Years Ago | 1 shares | By mandy verma # 2078

Santa-ma kehti hai bhais ka doodh pine sedimag tej hota hai,
Banta-ma bewkuf banati hai agar aisa hota to bhais ka baccha scientist hota .

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Girl: Main Fail Hona Chahti Hon

Frnd: Kyun?

Girl: Ammi Ne Kaha Ha K 1st I To Science Dilwaengi
2nd I To Arts
Or
Fail Hoi To Shadi Kara Dungi... ;->

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

GOLU: Dr. Sahb 2 Sal Pehle Mujhe Bukhar hwa Tha


Dr: To Ab Kya Hua?

GOLU: yhan se gzar rha tha socha poch lon k ap ne Nahane ko Mana Kia Tha' ab Naha Lon.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By AJIT RUBY # 5

santa dabang dekh k aya:School mei..
sir:tumhare saare answers galat hai marks de to kahan de..??
Santa: kamal kartein hai sir g..marks hi to maang rhe h..de do

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Grazie # 117

Santa makes a peg of whisky & asks wife,pee isko...
Wife tastes & says "Chee kitni kadvi hain".

Santa:Aur tu sochti hai ki mein roz aish karta hu...

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By AJIT RUBY # 5

1 chua sharab ke drum me gira.
Bahar nikal ke mast ho kar soyi hui billi k muh pe kiss ke bola.
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uth munni

aaj ye chulbul tera Dance dekhne aya hai.

11 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Sushila Banswal # 223

Wife-Itni Dheemi awaj me kisse baat kar rahe ho?
Pati-Bahen se
Wife-Bahen se itni dheemi awaj me bolne ki kya jaroorat hai
Pati-Meri nahi tumhari bahen hai..

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 9875288111 # 12

Boy to Girl:Tumhari Umar kya h?
Girl:20 years
Boy: tum ne to 5 saal pehle bhi yahi batayi thi?
Girl: dekha ladkiyan zubaan ki kitni pakki hoti hain..

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Santa: Library Ko Hotel Samajkr Andar Gya Or Chillaya
1 Lassi Lana
To Kisine Usse Kha
Ye Library Hai..
To santa Dhire $e Bola
1 Lassi lana

11 Years Ago | 1 shares | By suteexan meena # 4950

ladki:ladka kaisa hai.PANDIT:ladka achha hai,engineering kiya hai..dikhne mein film ka HERO lagta hai.LADKI:kaun si film ka hero lagta hai.PANDIT:PIPLI LIVE

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

1 Lady Ki Aankh Kali Hui Thi
Padosan- Kya Hua?
Lady- Pati Ne Mara
Padosan- Tere Pati To Kaam Se Bahar Gaye Hue The
Lady- Mera Bhi Yahi Khayal tha

11 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Prince # 1084

Madam boy se-
Kahan hai copy?
Kahan hai pen?
Boy-Jabse tumhe dekha kya copy kya pen???
Tere mast-mast 2 nain,,mere dil ka le gye chen gayab hai copy or kho gye pen!...

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Santa:doctor ne kha tha k T.V cabel Se bache kharab hote hai aur parhai
B nhi krte,mene cabel katva diya
Batna: Good?
S: Ab humne dish TV laga liya

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By AJIT RUBY # 5

Ek Ladki Ne Ladke K Kandhe Pe Sar Rakhkar
Puchha- Ye Kandhe Pe Kab Tak Sar Rakhne Doge?



Best Reply Ever Given By Boy- Jab Tak Log Mujhe Kandha Nai Dete..

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Santa Banta hosptl me ek doctor Se lar rahe the.
doctor:Kya hua?
Santa Banta:Doctr ne operation me orignal Chize nikal kar china ka dal diya.

11 Years Ago | 2 shares | By AJIT RUBY # 5

Grl:mat kr picha mera,1din pchtyga,bahr collage k tu samose ka thela lgyega
boy:tu mt thukra mere pyr ko,1din pchtygi usi thele pe brtan manjti tu b nazr aygi..

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Pati- Aaj Khana Tumhari Maa Ne Banaya Hai Kya

Patni- Haa, Par Tumhe Kaise Pata Chala

Pati- Roz Khane Me Kale Baal Milte Hai, Aaj Safed Mile Hai

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Ramu: Tumhe Pata Hai Smart Husband Jaisi Koi Chiz Nahi Hoti Hai
Golu: Tum Kaise Keh Sakte Ho?
Ramu: Smart Log Husband Hi Nhi Bante.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Tinku: Mera Kutta Tommy Kho Gaya Hai.
Mintu: To Tum Kisi Akhbar Me Vigyapan Kyo Nahi Dete.
Tinku: Usase Kya Hoga?
Tmmy Ko 2 Padhna Nahi Aata.

11 Years Ago | 1 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

1 of d cutest romance-a boy and a grl 4m nursry
kising each othr.suddnly d teachr came.
wats hapnin? mam ishne meli vaslin le li thi,wapas le ra hu

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Santa propose a girl..
Girl replied-
Thapad marungi...

Santa replied-
Thapad maregi toh mukka bhi khayagi.....

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Teacher:santa tense kitne prakar k hote h
Santa:3
T: very.gud. example batao
Santa:kal apki beti ko dekha. Aaj pyar krta hu. Kal bhaga k le Jaynga

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

PAPPU:Madras ka naam Chennai kyon pada?

NIKKU:Madrasi kya pahante hain?

PAPPU:Lungi.

NIKKU:lungi me chain nahi hoti isliye Chen nai....!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

DaDaJI;Beta Muje Ye Naye Vikram Aur BeTaaL Ki FiLm DekHne Le Chal.
Pota:-Dadaji,Ye Vikram BeTaaL FiLm Nahi,
Amitab Or Abhishek Ki Paa FiLm He..

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Santa-English me jhopdi ko kya kehte h?
Banta- Hut
Santa- English aati nahi to daant te Q ho

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Santa ko rota dekhkar friend ne pucha kya hua?
Santa: Bohat bada dhokha,
maine 2 ton ka AC kharida, ghar aakar tola to sirf 35 kilo ka nikla..

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sushila Banswal # 223

Chuhe k bacche khel rahe the tabhi 1 billi aayi,
1 chuha- Bhow Bhow

Billi chali gayi

Chuha apne friends ko bola Dekha Foreign Language sikhne ka Fayada!

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