Hindi Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 35

Grl in Burkha!!

Boy-Kaha ja rahi ho meri jaan!

Grl-Tere Ghar,

Boy-Main bhi aata Hu

Grl-Aaja beshram, Ammi ko bataungi Apni bahen ko Chedta hai

Geeta- “Seeta, meri ghadi kho gayi,
kya tumne kahi dekha hai?”
Seeta- “Nahi, chalti thi ya band thi?”
Geeta-”Chalti thi|”
Seeta- “Tab jaroor kahi chalkar gayi hogi

1 Gav me kisi Buzurg k Mar jane se Schol me Chutti ho Gyi
Schol se ate wqt 2 Bacho ne 2 Buzurg ko dekha to Ek bola-Dekh Do aur Chuti aa rahi hai

Beta- “Pitaji, koi aaya hai|”
Pita- “Kaun?”
Beta- “Koi mooch waala hai|”
Pita- “Keh do, nahi chahiye|”

Techar-Kisi Teen Indian Khano Ke Naam Batao
GOLU-Ji,Mai Batau
Techar-Ha,batao
GOLU-SAHRUKH KHAN,SALMAN KHAN,AAMIR KHAN

Boy:Mai Tuje Bangla Dilauga,Car Dilauga,Gold K Dhair Laga Duga

Girl:Shaam Ko Park Aaoge

BOY: nahi,aaj CYCLE repairing ko di hai.

Premika Ke Der Se Aane Pe Premi Bola-Intzar Ki Ghadiya Bahut Lambi Hoti..
Premika-To darling Ek Kaam Karo Kisi Or Company Ki Ghadi Kharid Lo

Nurse-mubarak ho aap ke yaha beta hua he
kya naam socha hai iska
baap-chhedte hue
ap itni khubsurat ho ap batao
nurse-Kutte ka bacha rakh do

Judge: Tum pichhle ek hafte mein saat choriyan kar chuke ho!
Shyamu: Woh ji main bachpan se hi bada mehnati hu

One snake to other
1st- Arrey yar lagta hai mera jahar kam nahi kar raha.
2nd- Kaise?
1st- Abhi abhi maine khud ko kata hai lekin kuch nahi hua

PAAV BHAJI k liye aapko chahiye:

Aaloo-1 Kg.

Tamatar-5 piece.

Masala-1 Packet.

Namak-Swad Anusar.

Pyaaz-AUKAAT Anusaar.

G Son:Dadi kya hum hamesha 5 hi rhege"Aap, Papa, Maa or Behan?
Dadi:Nahi beta jab teri shaadi ho jayegi to hum 6 ho jayege?
G Son:Aap mar jaoge to 5 ho jayege?
Dadi:Chup Chap so ja!!!..

Girl : is valentine pe muje aisa gift do jo sbse mehnga ho

Boy : thik he

Girl : kya doge ?

Boy : sharmate hue

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"PYAAZ"

Baap:
Beta! zindgi main kabhi Chars na peena,
warna wo jo aagay 4 Aadmi ja rahay hain,
8 nazar aaen ge,
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Beta: "Magar Abbu! wo to 2 Aadmi hain!

GF:Kal Mera Birthday H.
BF: Advance "HAPPY Birthday"
GF:Kya Gift doge?
BF:Kya Chahiye?
GF:"Ring"
BF:Ring dunga Par Phone mat Uthana Balance nhi H

Boy-maaf karna maine tumhe btaya nahi ki meri magni ho chuki hai.
Girl_koi Baat nahi,main tumhe apne baccho se milwati hu..

GIRL:Duniya Ko Btado K Tum Mujh$E Pyar Krte Ho
BOY Ne GIRL K Kaan Me Kha:I Luv U

GIRL:Tum Ne Kaan Me Q Kha
BOY:Kyu Ki Tum Hi Meri Duniya Ho

Papu 5 mint ma paper chor k chla gya
Teacher:kya hoa paper nhi aata?

Papu:wo bat nhi hai.
Mujhe aglay paper ki tyari karni hai...

GOLU:ye LCD ka rate Kya hai?
Salesman:1 lakh rupay,
GOLU;why anything Special?
S'men:light chali gyi to Automatic off hojayegi,
GOLU:oh,pack it

a child prayed to god shivji
plz give a cycle
bt he did't get
next day he stole a statue of Ganesha & wrote a letter to Shivji
AGAR BACHA CHAHIYE TO CYCLE LEKE MANDIR AJA>>>>>>>>>

phone rings tring tring..

1st: hello prakash he?

2nd: nahi he..

1st: nahi he to mombatti jala lo ho jayega.

Boy-pee lun tere nile-nile naino ki shabnam...
pee lun tere gile-gile hoto se sargam....
Girl-abe in dono k beech me naak B aati hai,waha s b kuch pi k dekh.!

GOLU: Ise mahine maine bahut Shopping ki,
Car,Laptop,Iphone,

MOLU:yaar Tumhare papa ka Bussiness kya he

GOLU:Wo pyaaz bhechte hai..!

Munni:-Mere se achha koi nahi nachta.
Pranav Mukhrji:"Janeman tumne hamare SENSEX ko THUMKE Lagate nahi dekha. Ek Ek THUMKE pe HAZARO log Marte hai...

2 cockroach ICU mein ek dusre ke bagal mein Admit the...

Pehla cockroach (sympathy k saath):-
"Kya 'Baygon' se...?"

Dusra: "Nahi re"
Paragon se...!!

Science Techr:
Agar kisi ladki ko Mirgi ka attack ho to usko lambe time tak kiss karo wo theek ho jayegi.
Student:- Par sir, usko ye attack dilaayen kaise?

TEACHER- Agar Duniya Ki Sari Aurton Ka Chehra 1 Jaisa Hota To Kya Hoga?

SANTA- Hona Kya Hai Sir?
Gas Cylinder Ki Tarah Aaj iske Ghar Kal Uske Ghar.

Ticket seller: Boss, no one is buying "Tees Maar Khan" tickets!
Boss: Give it free. Once they enter, close the doors & start selling EXIT tickets @
Rs 200..!!

Admi bakriyan chara raha tha

Pathan:
ye bakriyan kahan ly ja rhy ho?


Admi:
Inhen school chorne ja rha hon


Pthan:
Mjy pagal smja ha?







Aj to itwar haI

1 Ladka 1 Ladkise bola- Main teri julfo ki thandi chhav me rehna chahta hu.
Ladki-Abe pagal pichle janam me Juu tha kya?