Hindi Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 39

MOLU Tum Bahaduri Wala Kon Sa Kaam Kar Sakte Ho
GOLU: Mai Saanp Se Khel Sakta Hu
MOLU: Kaise

GOLU:

Mere Mobile Main Saanp Wala Game Jo Hai.

Boy: Mere sath chalogi
Girl: Kidhar

B:Aap jidhar bole udhar

G: Thik h,shopping chalte he

B: Kasam se "DIDI" apse mazak karna bhi Gunha hai

Police Man: Stop, Stop
Tumhari Headlights kaam Nahi kar rahi
Woh bandh hai

GOLU:Jaldi Se Hat Jao
Brakes Bhi Kaam Nahi Kar Rahe Hain

1 Party me sab log ulti kar rahe the..

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Banta: Sab ko kya Hua?

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Santa: Maine Ulti ki thi,
In Logo ko Bura Laga, To Maine Wapas Pee lee

Dentist to GOLU Apka
daant nikalna padega
GOLU-paise lagenge?
Dentist 200
GOLU- ye lo 50 rupye
thoda sa DHEELA kr do
nikaal me khud lunga

Checkup ke bad doctor-Tumhe khaste waqt sabse jayada taklif kab hoti hai

Marij-jab pados ka kutta meri khasi ka jawab dene lagta hai

Baap Apne Betay Se: Nalaik Parhle Kabhi Tu Ne Apni Koi Book Khol K B Dekhi Hai??

Beta:Haan Abbu Roz Kholta Ho Aik Book…

Baap:Konsi???

Beta: “FACEBOOK”

Shadi Main Ladki Ko Itna Kyon Sajaya Jata Hai?


Any Guess?

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I'll Tell You...

"MAAL" Jaisa Bhi Ho.
Packing Achi Honi Chahiye. :-)

Father: Math Main Kyon Fail ho Gaye?

Son: Teacher kehti hain k 3+5=8

Aglay Din Kehti Hain k 4+4=8

Phir Kehti Hain k 6+2=8

Unko Khud he Confirm Nahi to Mujhe kya paas Karengi…!

1 persn 2 other:
Tune uske liye cigrt chodi?
Ha
Daru chod di?
Ha
Jua chod dia?
Ha
To fir shadi kyu nai ki?

Kyuki itna sudhar gaya tha ki usse acchhi mil gayi!

Papa bete se- Tum shadi kab kroge?
Beta = Mein to shadi Dipawali pr kruga?
Papa = wo kyo?
Beta = kya pata dipawali offer m 1 k sath 1 free mil jaye....

Santa-GOD 1 kudi chahiye
God-Tu Muslim h to
KATRINA KAIF
dunga
Banya h to
YANA GUPTA
Pnjabi h to
KAREENA KAPUR
Bol tera nam kya h
Santa
MOHD SANTA SINGH AGGRWAL

Boy-i luv u

Grl-saale shkl dkhi h apni

Boy-sali kutti kmini, lomdi ki shkal wali, ghusa marke nak tod dunga teri, sali chudel chal dafa hoja.

Grl-sory,i luv u2

Doctor 2 Injured Patient:
Jab Car Ek Lady Chala Rahi
Thi To Tumko Road Se Door
Chalna Chahye Tha!!

Patient:
Konsi Road?
Main To KHAIT ME LOTA LE K
BETHA THA..

1 Ship 300 pagalo ko le ja raha tha.
Bina Ship doobe sabhi doob gaye
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Kaise ??
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Ship band ho gaya tha
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saare pagal dhakka dene ke liye utar gaye.

1st beggar: arey, tum kyu us cinema poster ko aise gur rahe ho?
2nd beggar: main hee is cinema ka producer hoo

CONSTABLE:SIR,KL RAT KEDIYO NE JAIL ME RAMAYN KI TI.
JAILR:TO ESME PARESAN HONE KI KYA BAT HE?
CONS:SR,HNUMAN BNA KAIDI ABI TK SANJIVNI LEKAR WAPAS NAHI AYA.

Santa - Bachpan me maa ki baat suni hoti to aaj ye din na dekhna padta. JUDGE - Kya kehti thi maa? Santa - Jab baat hi nahi suni toh kaise bataun kya kehti thi.

Kanjus-Jao.
2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao.

Servant-Janab..
6 ikhatte kyu nahi.

Kanjus-Nalaik Aadmi..!
Chatni 0r Piyaz Zyada mileygi

Santa hospital mein ek nurse se kehta hai i love u,tumne mera dil chura liya,Nurse Sharmakar:chal juthe dil ko to haath bhi nahi lagaya humne to kidney churayi hai..

Santa & Banta playin chess... Santa:chal yaar...ab band karte hain...... Banta:haan thik he...vaise bhi mera ek haati aur tera ek ghoda hi to bacha he!

Malkin-Tum safai Theek Tarah se Nai krti
Wo Kone me Lga jaala dekh Rahi hO?
Iska Zimedar kaun Hai?

Nokrani-Yaqeenan koi makdi hogi

Amitabh Public Toilet Me Se Pura Bhig K Aaye,

Jaya:
Aap To Susu Krne Gye Thay?

Amitabh:
Jaise He Mai Ander Gya,
Koi Bola "BIG B"
Aur Sab Meri Taraf Ghum Gye

Tcher-Mai chahti hu ki tum jeewan me teji se aage badho
Raste ki rukavato ko kuchal do
GOLU-Sidhe Bola Na ap hme Train ka driver bnana
chahti ho..

GOLU-Humare Ghar Bhai aane Wala Hai
MOLU-Kese
GOLU-Jub last Time Mummy Hospital Me Admit Huyi
Thi to Behan Aayi Thi ab papa Admit Huye Hai

PerPos New Style
Boy to Girl- Mai aapse Frindship Karna Chahta Hu
Girl- Meri Sagai Ho Gyi He
Boy-Fir Bhen Ban k Apni Kisi Saheli Se Baat Kra De

Do Sharabi Sadak Pe Ja Rahe The Ki Achanak Unhe Aayna Mila
1st Sharabi-Ye Photo Kiski Hai
2nd-Abe Gadhe Itna B Nahi pata Ye Photo To Meri Hai

Black Dukandar Se Chota Bacha: Uncle Rang Gora Krny Wali Cream Hy..?

Dukandar: Han Hy..

Bcha: To Saale Lagata Q Nai.

GOLU diary likh raha tha "Aaj meri behan ko bacha hone wala he
Pata ni ladka hoga ya ladki Isliye muje ye B nai Pata k me mama banunga ya mami..

Girl:Tum mere liye kya kya kr skte ho?
Boy:Bolo kya kru.
Girl:mere liye chand la skte ho ?
Boy: fir kya prithvi k charo taraf tera baap ghumega.