Hindi Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 40

KID-Papa agr aapko pata chale ki me First Divison pas hua to aapko kaisa lagega? PAPA-Mai to Khusi se Pagl ho jaunga.
KID-Bas isi Dar se me Fail ho gya!

Maa mein KBC se bol raha hun.Mere Pitaji ka naam kya hai
Maa:Sawal Kitne ka hai.
Banta:1000 Rupess ka.
Maa:Quit karde 1000 rupaye ke liye ghar mein talwarein nikal aayengi

G: Kon Ho Tm
B: Hasrat Tmhari
G: Dekhte Ho Kya
B: Surat Tmhari
G: Chahte Ho Kya
B: Mohabbat Tmhari
G: Pachtaoge bhot
B: Qismat Hmari
G: Married Hu Me
B: To Pehle hi Bhonk deti MANHOOS NAARI

Negro died & went heaven!
Angel-Who r u?
Negro:(2 impress her)Leonardo Di Caprio(Titanic Hero)
Angel is cnfsed & asks a frnd:abe titanic jala tha ki duba tha?

Baap Bete Se:Nalayak Padhle Kabhi Tune Apni Koi Book Khol K B Dekhi He

Beta:Ha Roz Kholta Hu Ek Book

Baap:Konsi

Beta:"FACEBOOK"

BF:Mai Tumhara Mobile Dekh Sakta Hu
GF:Ha Janu Q Nai Just A Minute

Delte Delete Delte
Ya Lo Janu Dekh Lo Tumha To Mujpe Trust Hi Nai

Macchar ne 1 admi ko kata.
Admi-Din me bhi kat rhe HO?
Macchar-Kya kru ghr me Maa-Baap Bimar Hai,bhen Jawan Hai Or Ladke walo Ne 1 litr khoon dahej Me Manga hai...

santa:- yaar bahut raat ho gyi h,
aaj raat ko yahi ruk ja,
subah chala jaio.

Banta:- theek h yaar,
fir main ghar se night dress le ata hu.

Girl:Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho
Boy:Ha
Girl:To Phir Muje chand, tare,duniya ki sari daulat-khushiya do
Boy:Tera Ashiq Hu Rajnikant Ka Beta nahi;-)

1985 me Guest Ghar aate hi:
Kia Haal Hai, Papa kaise hai, Bache theek hai?.














2010 Guests Ghar aate hi:
Patli pin wala charger hai?

Boy-Mujhe Ek Behad Khubsurat Ladki ki Talash Hai
GIRL-Lo Mai Aa Gyi
BOY-Thik Kiya Ab Use Khojne me Meri Help Karo

santa meets his old frend.

santa:a&b,a&b,a&b,a&b,a&b,a&b...........

frend:iska matlab??

santa:kuchh nhi yaar ,i want to say long time no c.

Aman class mein ek gadha
le kar aaya.
Teacher : Iss ko q laye ho?
Aman,”Teacher aap ne hi toh kaha
tha,” “ki aap ne kai gadhon ko
Insan banaya hai,”
Ab Banao...!!!

golu Found His Wife Having Affair.

Golu Decided 2 Kill Her And Himself.

golu Ne Apne Kaan Pe Gun Lagayi Or Wife Ko Bola,

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“Khush Mat Ho.
Agla Number Tera Hai!!:-)

Father- agar tum fail hue to
mujhe daddy mat kehna… result
aane par..
Father- Kya hua result ka ?
Son- Sorry yaar aatma ram tune
baap kehlane ka haq kho diya...!!!

10 Saal Baad

Grl Boy Ko Dekh K.
Kya Mast H
Ma Bap Ne Kaha Chupa Rkha Tha
Muje Is Bache Ka No Chahiye

BOY Sharmate Hue
Ap K Ghar Baap Bhai Nai H Kya

Sonu Went To International Cooking Contest

When Judges Came Near Him He Was Moving Spoon In Empty Karhai

Judge- Kya Bana Rahe Ho

Sonu- ULLU

GOLU apni billi ko lekar exam dene ja raha tha.
MOLU:-ye billi ko lekar kha ja rhe ho.?
GOLU:-exam dene.
MOLU:-koun sa..?

GOLU:-"CAT" ka.

MOLU:kya tum pass ho Gaye
GOLU:Ha,hamari puri class pass ho Gyi But hmari madam fail ho gayi
MOLU:kese
GOLU: wo abhi B usi class me pdha rahi he

Ek Pathan T.V Par Bomb Rakh Kar
Pakistan Ka Semi Final Dekh Raha Tha
B.V Na Pocha K Ya Bomb Kis Liya

Pathan: Agar Ya Haar Gaye To Puri Team Ko Bomb Sa Ura Do Ga

TEACHR- dinse kitne tarah ke hote hai?
Boy- Past, Present, Future.
Tchr- very good. exmpl do,
Boy- Kal apke beti ko dekha ,
Aj pyar karta hu,
Kal bhaga ke le jaunga.

GOLU: Kon Kehta Hai Qayamt Ayegi Mai Mar Jaonga
Kon Kehta Hai Qayamt Ayegi Mai Mar Jaonga

Mai To Buss Ka Driver Hu Cut Mar Ke B NikaL Jaonga

Train chali
bheed badhi.
itne me break lage,
1 ladka ladki se ja takraya.
Ladki boli- janwar ho kya.
Ladka- Jaanto tum ho,
Hum to war hai..!!

GOLU Ne Ek Pad Mara Phir Dosra,
3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10

Kisi Ne Kha Bhai Sahab Ye Kya?
GOLU: Aaj Hum Ne Package Karaya Howa Hai..

RAAZ Rozana Apne Padosi Ki Bell

Baja K Bhag Jata Tha

Ek Din Padosi Ne Pakad Kar Pucha-Ye Kya Harkat
Hai?

RAAZ-Mai Miss Bell Marta Hu

TEACHER:-Kabir ka koi doha sunao..?
STUDENT:- ganga ji k ghat pe ghatna ghati gambheer, Raheem le gayo Meera ki Pappi fas gaye sant Kabeer...

Ma:beti shadi ke liye kon sa date fix kare?
Beti:22 Dec. Ma:Q? Beti(sharmate huye):Suna
hai us din saal ki sabsi lambi raat hoti hai...

Height of Coolness-
2 frnds, after exam:
1-Koun sa paper tha?
2-Shayad Maths
1-Yani tune paper padha
2-Na yaar, wo aage wali Ladki CALCULATOR liye baithi thi.

Medam boy se- kahan h copy, kahan h pen?
boy- jabse tumhe dekha,kya copy kya pen?
Tare mast-mast 2 nain,
mere dil ka le gye chen,
gayab h copy or kho gye pen

1din Papu 4 bje uth gya
Ma-Papu mera putr, Papu mera sher,
padh likh k paisa kamaega dher.
Papu-Na main tera putr, na koi sher,
susu karn utha si, so jaunga fer