Hindi Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 44

Chora bola chori te- "janeman tere liye chand tare tod du"Chori b gani badmas thi nu boli-"pehla apni compartment to tod le sussare

Ek sharabi Ka Court Mein case Chal Raha tha.
Judge Ne Kaha
" ORDER ORDER"
Sharabi Replied..
" Ek CHILI CHICKEN,EK Qtr ROYAL STAG With SODA' Jaldi...

Lady- Kya tumhari bus mein bachho ka aadha kiraya lagta hai,
Conductor-Haan,Agar 12 Se Kam ho,
Lady- Theek hai, Mere to 10 hi hain,..

Sadhu-kuch daan karo Beta?
Santa Ne Jeb Se 5/-Nikal K De Diye
SADHU-Khush Hoke Maang Beta Kya Mangta He?

Santa-Babaji,Mere 5/-wapas De Do

Santa apni wife se: Aaj 4baje kutte ki rece hi mujhe wahan jana hai...


Wife: Bas rehne do thik se chala jata nahi aur rece lagaoge...!!!

Police:Khabar hai k aapke ghar me visphotak samagari hai.
Santa-Sir khabar to ekdum pakki hai par Wo abhi Maike gyi H

ek ladka dusre ladke se kahta hai- aaj maine railway station par khari train ki sarihowo nikL DI.
DUSRA- WELL, wahi train hamari shop par pincer judwane aayi thi.

LAALU JI EK MAHINA BUSH SE TRENING LEKAR VAPAS AAYE.EK DIN PHONE AAYA.LAALU JI BOLE.
"who are u"

BUSH NE KAHA.
ARE SASURA HUM BOL RAHA HOON BUSHVA?

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Raza:
13 days ago
Santa apna sar pani me duba rha tha
Biwi-kya kAr rhe h?
Santa-Dimag chalta nhi h Sala

dekh rha hu kahi Puncher to nhi.
:-)
Smile wit me..!!

teacher- 1 saal me kitni raten hoti hai.
santa-10!!!!
teacher- wo kaise??
santa- 1 shivratri, aur 9 din navratri!!!!

Pathan: Bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena.

Storekeeper: Aap kaley bulb ka kia karainge?

Pathan: Dopaher me soney k liye andhera karna ha

Shivji-Bhakt main tumhari tapasaya se khush hua,bol tujhe kya chahiye.?
Bhakt-D.J System dedo Prabhu.
Shivji-Abe SALE D.J hota to main Damroo kyon bajata.:-D

Police: Park me aise Q baithe ho?

Srdar: Hm dono sadi-suda hain!

Police: To Ghar me baitho

Srdar:nhi baith sakte na Q K
iska Pati or meri Biwi nhi Manegi.

Teacher:
"dhobi ka kutta na ghar ka na ghat ka"

ab aisa 1 aur sentence banao.....


Student:
sania ka baccha na india ka na pak ka !

Pujari ne apni GF k kandhe pe 1st time hath rakha aur bahut dhire se nervously bola: "I love u.!"

GF- "Zor se Bolo''

Pujari- "JAI MATA DI"

Teacher 2 GOLU -Tum Me Kuch Kamiya Hai.GOLU Next Day Coat Pant Pehan K Aata Hai.Teacher:What's This.?GOLU -Raymond, The Complete Man..

GIRL-dear,sunday 1st show k BALCONY k"CORNER"wale 2 ticket book kr k Rkhna..

BOY-Lekin"CORNER"wale ticket nai mile toH??

GIRL-TO MOVIE dekhenge...

1 darzi logon k kapde lekr farar hogya

Koi kehta meri pant,

Koi kehta meri Shirt,

1 Santa bhi Ro raha tha Logo ne puchha Q Ro Rahe ho?

Santa:mera naap le gaya.

Height of caring..
Ek bar chiti hathi ke upar beth kar jaa rahi thi.Raste me kaccha pul aata hai.Usko dekh ke chiti-"Jaanu cross kar loge ya main utru?"

Wife-Aji sunte ho ghar me namak khatam ho gaya h
daal me kya daalu.
husband-Dimaag to h hi nhi
naya colgate active salt daal de
usme namak hai..

Banta santa se-teri dukan pe mitthai rakhi h tera dil isko khane ko nhi krta,santa- yaar krta to bhut h par papa marenge isliye chaat kar rakh deta hu

Santa: Dr. Sahab plastic surgery me kitna kharcha ayega? Dr : 50 hajar Santa: agar plstic hum de to. Dr.(gusse me) saale pighla kr chipka bi Lena..

Chintu: Didi Ro Kyo Rahi Hai?
Maa: Wah Sasural Ja Rahi Hai.
Chintu: Mujhe Laga Use School Bhej Rahe Hai.

teacher- is muhawre ko samjhao
"kiya karaye par pani firna"


student-very simple
jese hi mene toilet ka flush chalaya, mere kiye karaye par pani fir gaya

Santa- Maa kehti he bhains ka dodh pine
se dimag tez hota he
Banta- Ma bewakuf banati he
Agar aisa hota to bhains ka baccha SCIENTIST nahi ban jata

Teacher: tum ro Q rahe ho?

Ladka:meri mummy mere papa ko kutta kehti h.
or papa unko BILLI,

mujhe samjh nhi aata ki main PILLA hu


ya BILLA??

Girl Demand For Ice Cream..
Boy Purchased it..
Girl: Thank U
Boy: Only Thank U?
Girl: U Want Ki$S Na?
Boy:Chup Kar!! Aadhi Ice Cream De Mujhe.

1 Snta ne apni bhabi ko jan se mar diya.
Logo ne pucha k tum ne apni bhabi ko Q mara?

snta bola:

O yar mai jis-se b puchta k tum phone pe kis-se bat kr rha h to wo khta.
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Teri bhabhi se.

Ek newspaper me chapa"50%"
"ladkiya bevkof hoti hai"
Is pr ladkiyo ne khub halla machaya.
Fir chapa"50% ladkiya bevkuf nahi hoti"
tab jakr ladkiya shant hui.

Boy 2 grl- Apni body to dekho jaise haddiya hi haddiya Ho!



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