Hindi Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 43

santa- soch raha huin ki usa ghum aauin, kitane paise lagenge.
banta- kuch bhi nahi
santa- wo kaise?
banta- sochane ke paise nahi lagate.

GF-Mai Kisi Or Se shadi kar rahi hu
Muje Bhul Jao
BF-Na Tere Aane ki khushi
Na tere jane ka Gum
Ja Behan Ja Aj Se Tera Kissa Bhi Khatam.

Ek Sharabi let kar gane ga rha tha

5-6 gane ga kar wo ulta let kar gane lga

Dusra shrabi yar ulta let kr kyo gane lga

Srabi: Pehle A side thi ab B side hai.

SANTA ka school me 7th class me new admision huwa.
Teacher-Batao Sachin Tendulkar kon hai ?
SANTA-Humko kya pata mai To school me naya hun

Beggar: Beta ek rupaya de, khana khaunga. BOY: Ek kya take Rs. 5 but tell me, itna sasta khana mil kahan raha hai? Saath chalenge.

Ramu apne 16 bachho or biwi
k sath dost k ghar lunch pe
gaya.
Dost ne itni badi family dekh
kar gusse mein kaha: Lajja
nahi aayee. Ramu: Nahi uska exam hai …!

Maalik: arey, tune 500 saal puraani ghadi thod dee hai.
naukar: bach gaya saab, main to samjha yeh nayaa hai

JUDGE to Santa, Tumhara jurm sabit ho chuka he, kal tumhe Fansi pe chdhaya jayega.
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Santa: Wo to thik he,lekin utara kab jayega . . .

Manager: hamaare bank mein hum aapko binaa interest ke loan denge.
customer: arey, jab dena hai to thoda haste haste dona. agar dene mein interest nahi hai, to mat do

Q:Ladkiya Kabi Khud Pyar Ka Izhar Pehle Q Nhi Krti?
Intresting Jawab:

Taki Break-up Krte Waqt Ye Keh Sake Ki Tum Mere Piche Pade The,Mai Nai. .

Santa: agar electricity nahi hota to kya hota?
Banta: raat mein candle light mein TV dekhna padta tha

1 Knjus hath me Blade se cut maar rha tha
Wife-ye kya kr rhe ho?
Knjus-DETOL ki shishi foot gayi h
Aise hi thodi waste hone denge,La teri b ungli katu.

Sharabi ko Daru peta dekh American bola-Pani to mila lo
Sharabi-Hum Indian hai itna pani to daru ko dekh ke he muh me aa jata he

Santa- Doctor saab 1 pareshani hain ki main jab bhi nahata hoon geela ho jata hu!
Doctor - kal se nahate samay nal band kar liya karo.

Gabbar-Ye Hath Hum Ko De De Thakur,
Thakur-Nahi Yaar Gabbar,

Me Dil Ka Mariz Hu,

Agar Tune Mere Hath Kaat Diye To Mai B.P Kese Check Karwaunga..

A Cute Proposal:
Boy-I Love U
Girl-hattt
Boy-I'll Die For U
Girl-hattt
Boy-I Cant Live Without U
Girl-hattt
Boy-I'll Marry U
Girl - Really!
Boy- huttt.....

Constable-Sir,

Humne sharab se bhara hua ek truck pakad liya hai.


Chulbul Pande-Usse kyaa hoga,
Ek truck sode ka aur ek namkeen ka bhi pakdo.

BHIKHARI:Saab, Pariwaar Se Door Ho Gaya Hu,Milne Ke Liye 120 Rs Ki Zarurat Hai.

SETH:Kaha Hai Tera Pariwaar?




BHIKHARI:Samne PVR Me DABANG Dkh rhe..;-)

Santa- Aapka kutta to sher jaisa dikhta hai.!Kya khilate ho isey?



Banta-wo sher hi hai,saala PYAR-VYAR k chkkar me padke kutte jaisa dikhne laga hai..!

Dentist to santa Apka daant nikalna padega
Santa kitne paise lagenge?Dentist 200
Santa ye lo 50 rupye thoda sa "DHEELA" kr do nikaal main khud lunga.

girl (pyar se): tum muze bhulna mat.
boy: are tum jaisi panoti ko bhulega bhi kaun!

Father- Beta agar sasural waale
Scootar de to Car mangna,
Shop de to Ghar,
Cooler de to AC mangna.
Son- Papa agar wo Ladki de to kya uski MAA ko manglu.

Height of dhoka- Student to his friend: Yaar dhoka ho gaya. Friend:Kya hua? Student: Yaar book ke liye paise mangwaye they, gharwalo ne book hi bhej di.

Mom: My dear son, why your Wife sitting so silent..?

SON: Nothing mom, she asked lipstick, but i gave fevistick that's all.
No chip chip
no chik chik:-)

1 ladki COKE pi rahi thi,
achanak usme se 1 Machar nikla or bola "MAA"

Ladki-Me teri maa nhi hu.
Machar- Aisa na bol maa me teri COKE se nikla hu.

Apni Naraz GF ko manane k bad Ladka Pyar se bola:
Jaan,kaho to Tumhare liye chand tare tod lau

Ladki halki c Muskurai OR boli
Phir Haramipan Shuru.

Jewllery shop me 1 Aadmi Ki Zabardast Pitayi Ho Gai Pucho Kyon???
Usne Sales Girl se Kaha Aapki EK EK Item Mast Hai.
Aaj SONE Ka Kya Bhav Hai???

Snta & Bnta moving on road at 12midnight

Snta:Bahut garmi he yaar

Bnta:HA yaar
Din hota to kahi chhao me baith jate.

Girl: Iss blue pen ki kia price hai? Dukandar: Rs.700 Girl: uff! Aur goldon ki? Dukandar: 2 baar uff uff. .

Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.

Banta- to isme prob kya hai?

Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nahi