Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 102

Jab Gabbar Singh ne janam Liya to, Maa Use bahut maar rahi thi. Nurse ne Puchha-kyu Maar Rahi ho. Maa boli-Sala Puchta hai kitne Aadmi they.

Maine tere liye hi saat rang ke sapne chune, sapne surile sapne..... So just go to sleep and see what I have chosen for U... Gud Night

Na kisi ke pass hota he Na kisi ke dur hota he.
Payar tab hota he Jab koi kisi ke karib hota he.

arz kiya hai: main uske pyar me ban gaya baraf ka gola, main uske pyar me ban
gaya barf ka gola, magar woh bewafa boli "thanda matlab coca-cola"

Nasha hum karte hai ilzam sharab ko diya jata hai
Par isme kusoor sharab ka nahi
Unka hai jinka chehra Hamein har jaam mein
Nazar aata hai..

sms, sms, sms, sms, sms, sms, sms, sms, sms, sms, sms, sms, sms, sms, sms, sms, sms, sms, sms, sms, sms, sms, sms, SMS.



KOI HAI MERE JESA JO TUMHE ITNE SMS BHEJTA HAI.......

Boy asks: Tute hue dil se pyar karogi, ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi.
Girl replies: Tute hue sandal se pitoge ya sandal ke tutne tk pitoge.

Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.

Gulsitan ko lahoo ki zaroorat pari,
sab sey pehley ye gardan hamari kati......
Phir bhi kehte hey ham sey ye ahle chaman,
Ye Chaman hey hamara, tumhara nahee

Ek haathi talaab mein gir gaya, ab bahaar kaise aayegaa?
GeeLa Hokar... tension nahi lene ka, FORWARD Karne ka...

Pyar karnevale PARESAN ho jate he
Shadi karnevale SHARABI ho jate he,
Divorce denevale DEVDAS ho jate he,
Ham se Dosti karnevale
MSG SE MEHARBAN ho jate he

hajoro pariyan aisi jis per sab ka dam nikle.
jis per mera dam nikle wo ghar se hi kam nikle.....

Duniya mein bewafaon ki kami nahin hai.
Ab suraj ko hi dekho lo
aata hai USHA ke saath,
rehta hai KIRAN ke saath
aur jaata hai SANDHYA ke saath.

Ek buhat hi dard bhari poetry arz hai dil main chubhi sui! dil main chubhi sui! dil main chubhi sui! dil main chubhi sui! oui oui oui oui oui..

Tamam umar zindagi se door rahe,
Teri khushi ke liye tujse door rahe
Ab is se badkar wafa ki saza kya hogi
Ki tere hokar bhi tujse door rahe.

Ab itni night ko apun tere ko kisi film ki kahani sunane ke liye msg to karega nahin. Common sense ki baat hai ke tere ko GUD Night bolne ka hai! Chal ludak le.

Population slogan in Bihar: Hum Do Hamare Do,
Unke Baad Jitne Bhi Hon, Sabko Punjab aur Haryana bhej do

Her khoshi ko aap ki taraf morh du.aap k liye chaand taray torh du. khushyon k sab darwaze aap k liye khol du.. itna kafi hai ya 2;4 jhoot or bol du..

Maine pucha chaand se...
Maine pucha chaand se...
Dekha hai koi tujhse zyaada haseen?
Chaand bola:
Chaand bola: Popat, itni upar se dikhta hai kya?

Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi Mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko,
College mein Ladkiyan aur bhi hein

Arz kiya hai, Teri galiyon me na rakhenge kadam... Aaj ke baad... Kyonki kichad bahot ho jata hai. Barsaat ke baad. HAPPY MONSOON

har jis dil mein mumtaaz hai us dil ki chaahat ek taj hai,
tere liye yeh sab bakwaas hai kyuki har din badalti teri mumtaaz hai ....

Bhagwan apki umar lambi karey!
Bhagwan apko Naukri de!
Bhagwan apko Khush rakhe!
Bhagwan apko Barkat de!
Yaad ho gaya?
Chal phir Katora utha aur shooru ho ja

Shahjhan ne Taj Mahal ki har Deewar ko dekha,
har meenar ko dekaha, har kaleena ko dekha,
har khidki ko dekha, aur bola
MAA KASAM MAZAK MAZAK mein baaut KHARCHA ho gaya

hum wo nahi jo tuje gum mein chod dege,
hum wo nahi jo tujese naata tod denge,
hum to tere wo dost hai, jo agar teri saase band ho to
apni saase jod denge.

Mohabbat 1 bar ho jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain,
2 bar ho jaye us ko dewaanapan kehtay hain,
3 bar hoo jaye us ko pagalpan kehtay hain,
agar phir bhi na rukhay to use kameenapan kehtay hai

Bewaja kisi ko sataya nahi karte,
had se jyada kisi ko tadpaya nahi karte,
jinki sanse chalti ho apke sMs se,
une apne sMs k liye rulaya nahi karte. . .

Ek mulakat anjan hoti hai,
Anjan se hi to pehchan hoti hai.
Jaha dekho waha ishq ke bimar bethe hai
Hajaro mar chuke hai lekin sekdo taiyar bethe hai..

MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU: B.A.
MUNNA BHAI: Sala, doh akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?

chaiwala 2 girl:- "bholi si surat,ankho mea masti,dur khadi sharmaye..
girl replied:- 'kali si surat,hath mea ketli,dur khada chilayee CHAI CHAI