Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 110

ki hoya je lag gaye Usnu mehndi,
aapan v sehra sajawange,
saanu pata si o saade naseeb wich nahi ,
hun usdi choti bhain fasawange.

Kal jab rasthe pe ja raha ta to tumko deka
Kal jab rasthe pe ja raha ta to tumko deka
aur socha tum garse mat niklo, tum ghar se mat niklo,
Agar Nikal gayi to ye bedard zamana kahegi
Who let the dogs out...who who who

Har samundar me sahil nahi hota,
her zahaz me misal nahi hote,
agar dhirubhai ka sapna nahi hota to,
her lukkhe ke paas mobile nahi hota.

Hamaare rishte ko koi naam na do
Tere chaahanewaalon ko ashqon ka inaam na do

Log kehte hai pyar mein neend nahi aati
are koi hamse bhi pyar kar lo hame neend bahut aati hai

Tere duvar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
tere dvar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
ganti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge.,

Wife : Jab DESI pite ho to mujhe PARO kahete ho Jab WHISKY pite ho to DARLING kahete ho Aaj kya piya he Jo CHUDEL kahe rahe ho Husband : Aaj me hosh me hu

Tajmahal kuch logo ke liye ek ajuba hai,
Kuch k liye pyar ka ehsaas hai,
Par hamare liye ek bakvaas hai, Kyonki roz badlti hamari mumtaz hai..

If any beautiful girl call u ''bhai''. Then don''t take tension bcz full fom of bhai is "best husband among indians" so just go & pROPOSE her!!

Ek hasi
jo hasaa de


Ek Aasu
jo rula de


Ek aarzu
jo jaga de


Ek chaahat
jo samaj le


Har aahat
jo jaan le


usi rishte ka
naam hai.


''''DOSTI''''

Yaaran di yaari har pal satayegi.
dukh vele yaara tenu saadi yaad aayegi,us din payegi yaaran di kadar,jis din koi kudi teri bund te latt maar jayegi...

Kripya Dhyan De,




















































































Dhyan Dene K liye Shukriya..

what is disimilaritY b/w chokri and chokra
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Dirty mind

one ends with '' i '' and other with ''a''

Kaun kehta hai ki is duniya mei majbut irade wale log nahin milenge.aap mere is dost ko hi dekh lijiye,duniya idhar se udhar ho jaye par yeh sms nahin karenge.

Hasdi c hasaundi c....balaan nu lehraundi c... Dekh k sharmaundi c... Kuch soch k phir muskurandi c..aj pata lagia. Saali fuddu banaundi c....

Ankhon ki SazaTabTak Hai,JabTakDidar na ho!DiL Ki SazaTabTak Hai,JabTakPyar na ho!YeZindgi bhiekSaza Hai,JabTak''AAP''Jaisa"Pyara-Pyara"DOST na ho!

Dharam paaji subscribed to hutch. but the hutch network did not follow him .Y? Bcos the dog was afraid. ''kutte main tera khun pi jaunga''

Sitam dhane ki
hadh hoti hai,


Paas na aane ki-Ruth jaane ki hadh hoti hai..

Ek sms tou kar de zaalim...

Paise bachane ki bhi hadh hoti hai..!

Maine pucha chand se ''''mere yaar sa hasin dekha hai kahin'''' chand ne kaha :- saale daru pee rakhi hai kya, itni upar se dikhta hai kahin".....!

Koi khat nahin koi Khabar nahi apkoShayad Dosti ki kdr nahi hum to apko yaad karte hai Har sans K sath shyad apko hamari sanso ki koi Fikr Nahi..

Arz kiya hai - ''bus nazron se dekh liya hota agar tammana thi darane ki, hum yun hi behosh ho jate, kya jaroorat thi muskurane ki!

HUM GIRE HUO KO UTHATE HAI.HUM BICHADE HUO KO MILATE HAI.LOG SAMJHATE HAI HUM SAMAJ SEWAK HAI .UNHE KYA PATA HUM ''BRA'' BANATE HAI.

Kyä ääp
CLOSE UP
kärte häi.. !

Kyä ääp
confidence se
chälte hai.!

Kyä ääp
penälty
bhärte hai.!

"MoBiLe"k
bill se
därte häi.!
To ääp
sMs kyo nähi karte hain?

ARZ KIYA HAI ;"BHAINS" ki ''POONCH'' yu hi BE VAJEH nahi hoti ; Yeh bhi ek ''ZARIYA'' hai ''ABROO'' CHHUPANE KA !

Pyar paan nu ta harek pa lenda,hunda pyar nibana okha,sokhi hai talwar chalani,zakhm seena badha okha,rusia rab vi cheti mann janda,rusia yaar manana bada okha.

What is the defination of a Dhobi? THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN LEGALLY SAY TO EVERY MARRIED WOMAN- "Kapde nikal ke rakho, main aata hoon!"

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( '' ,'' )
"" Friend like u..

$$... is worth a million dollars...$$



if you don''t mind..



BECH DOON TUMHE?

Zindagi sabko milay jaroori to nahi,mohabbat sabko miley jaroori to nahi,kuch log bahut yaad aate hain zindagi mein,woh bhi hamein yaad kare jaroori to nahi.

'' KOI MIL GAYA '' Jadu married with Prity zinta. Dusre din prity ne jadu se pucha ki kal raat aapne kyun kuch nahi kiya. Jaadu bola: Dhooooop

Dil do
kisi ek ko


Woh bhi
kisi nek ko


Jab tak sacha dildar na mile


"PROPOSE" karte raho her ek ko.