Hindi Quotes - Page 110

raat din acha gujar jata hai agar tum aao
khane k time kabab ki tarah
math me hisab ki tarah
nind me aao khab ki tarah

humne unki gali me ja kar kaha
dil se dil mila lo
jab uski mummy bahar aayi to humne kaha
bartan kali kara lo

tera tera tera saroor
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ladki hai ya whisky ki bottal

jiski lathi uski bains
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aisa rahe to har bachhe k haath me lathi rahegi

teri yaad yaad
teri yaad yaad
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aati hai saal me 1 bar

pyar ke side effect
1-;ladki bahut pyar se insaan ko khati hai
2-;bank balance kam krati hai
3-;dosti yahaan to gumne kisi or k saath jati hai
so never trust girl

tere aane se pahle
tere jaane k baad
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baaki ka time nikal jata hai doosri ladkiyo ksaath

log aksar apni mahbooba ko kahte hai main tumhare liye taare tod laaun
Aasman ko ped(tree)samjhe jo upar chad k tod liye

doha
kal mare so aaj mar aaj mare so ab
is badti mahngai me phir marga kab

Apne dimag ko test karne ke liye COW k samne sar karke khade ho jae Agar wo dur jaye to samajh lena GOBAR h. Or agar pass aaye to BHUSA hai.
plz try...

Aaj aapko?bachpan yaad dilau?????Ale ale!?????Oole nanu?????maila pyala bachha?????sweetoo!?????Paloo!????? sonu????oh shit !Yeh kya kiya?? Chhichi kar di.

Raanja Heer ke baal pakad ke bola,,,,,,
Moya kitne din se sar nahin dhoya,,,,,,,,

peene ka maza cup mein nahin, glass mein hota hai ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Greeting card dene ka maza gharwali ko nahin, saali ko hota hai

Uski zulfein hain ya ghana andhera ,,,,,,,,
aye zaalim Katwa de baal, aur kar de savera

khuaab dekho to use apna banalo,
Ya phir usme kho jao,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Dost banao to use apna banalo,,,,,,,
Ya usme kho jao,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Agar kuch bhi nahin to phir lite off karo aur so jao.

Twinkle -2 Little Star
Teri Girlfriend Gayi Bazaar
Usko Milgaya Dusra yaar
Uske Sath Vo ho gayi faraar
ab tu baith k Makhi Mar

ek kaam kay yaar
tu na




















is msg ko delete kar de
isme kuch nahi hai

raat ke andhero hum sitaro se ye duwa karte aap na aaye hamare khwaboo me hum bhuto se dara karte hai gn.

maine 1 din dan peti me 1 Rs dalkr 1 acha dost manga tab god ne muze tumse milaya.or kaha 1 Rs me aisa hi milega

SMS ki umeed laga rakhi hai. Nazar mobile pe tika rakhi hai. Batteryor charger bhi la rakhi haiPar msg aayenge kaise ? Dosti Kanjooso se jo bana rakhi hai.

App ke SMS ke thi 1 ass, cel ko rakaapne Dil k pass, dil se pucha kya nahi aaya unka msg aaj, To jawab aaya, tum,nahi koi or hai unke liye khaas!

Qyamat k din farishte ne sab se kaha apne apne gunah paper pe likho. Sab ne apny gunah likhe,





ki achanak app ki awaz aye..! Extra Sheet plz

Eik Piyari Si Surat,
Eik Masoom Sa Chehra,
Thodi Shahrarat,
Thodi Mohabbat,
Thodi Masti,
Thoda Maza,
Jiski Piyari Har Eik Adaa,
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Uska Sms Parhne Ka Shukriyaa..........!!

Tere bed par MAKHI ghume, tujhe MACCHAR kate, tere sapne me CHUDEL nache, tujhe raat bhar NIND na aye agar tu mujhe abi *SMS* kiye bina so jaye.

Na Msg,
Na Phone,
Na Picture,
Na Tone,
Aur bane phirte ho DON,
Jab Number diya tha toh kehte the roz karenge Phone,
Ab kehte ho-
HUM AAPKE HAIN KAUN?
Rmbr ME.

Mere alfazon ko juth mat samajna,
Yaad aati hai bahut jaldi milne ki dua karna,
Ji raha tha tumhare naam par,
Mar jau toh bewafa mat samajna.

Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par,
laakh rupaye ki bat thi,
do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah)

TuMaRi Yaad Me
Is Kadar Rote Hai

TUMARI Yaad Me
Is Kadar Rote Hai


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PaDoSi Hamare Aansuo Se Apane BaRTaN Dhote Hai

Apni umar ko 2 se Zarab doAb is mai 840 jama kardo
Jawab ko 2 per taqseem kroAb is meo e apni Umar minus karo
Jawab Apki personalty show kry ga.Its true

Kya hua? SMS factory me hadtal hai? Ya INBOX kangal hei. Agar nahi to Kyu bura haal hai?

Kuch Spl Baat Karni He
Koi PaaS To Nahi
KiSiKo Na Batana
OK
Ab Sunn
KanjuS Na Bano
SmS Karo Ok...>S<

yaad to hum bhi aapko karte hai aur aap bhu hume karte hai farq sirf itna ki hum yaad ane par sms karte hai aur aap sms ane par yaad katre ho.

Ghar walo ka kehna hai
k DIL LAGA KAR PADHAI KARO.
Unhe koi kaise samjhaye
k DIL LAGANE K BAAD
padhai kahan hoti hai.

Dil ki yeh khawaish hai mein tere ghar aaon,
Tere ghar aaon,
Tere ghar aaon,

Baar baar aaon,

Har baar aaon AUR ...

Bell baja kar bhaag jaon

7 WONDES OF THE WORLD BOLE TO
1- APUN
2- APUN KI SMILE
3- APUN KI ESTYLE
4- APUN KI FACE
5- APUN KI NATURE
6- APUN KA MSG
7- BOLE TO TUM APUN KA DOST

mere har sms padkar taali bjana
kyon ki mujhe bhrama ji se wardaan mila hai.
jo bhi mera sms padkar taali nahi bajayega use agle janm mai ghar ghar ja ke taali bajana padega

aaj ghar mai poori tayari ke saath rehna .
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kyon ki ek acche bandar ka rishta tumhare liye aya hai or
ladke (bander wale) tumhe dekhne ghar par aa rahe hai.

aap mahan ho ....
desh ki shaan ho......
lekin sms karne mai baimaan ho..
isi liye aap ghade ke samaan ho

Ilzaam unper koi aane na denge.....
Bewafa bankar unhe jaane na denge......
Khud hi seh lenge sare dard.....
per unhe kabhi sir jhukane na denge.....

aja saam hone aai mousam ne li angdai..........

ab ye mat kehna tu chal mai aai.

we r wating 4 u.

india mai teen tarha ke log hote hai
1. sms sender
2. sms reader
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chinta mat karo hum dono ke beech koi nahi a sakta chahe wo made in india ho ya china

Rokk nahin paate yeh aansoo chalo aaj ji bhar ke behne do
mein thi kabki tanha ae dost mujhe tanha hi rehne do
unse wafa karke yeh inaam paaya humne
vo agar kahe mujhe bewafa toh usse kehne do

aap sayad dar ke karan kabhi ghar se bahar nahi nikalte
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kyonki jo sms karte hain wo darte nahi

aap ko 1000000 rs ka loan rbi aproved hoaya

hai jaldi sai isi numeber pa replay karen.

nahi to aap ke balance se bache howe 0.05 paise bhi kaat liye jayen ge

pappu ka naam paapu kyon hai
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kyonki wo paas hota tumhari tarha fail nahi

Bijli+Badal=Savan aya
Barat+Baja=Dulha aya
Phul+Nzare=vasant aya
Ap+Apki hasi= bhago bhut aya

10 Popular 24 hr. Services in
india
1.railway
2. Bbc
3.Internet
4.Apsrtc
5.Telephone
6.Police
7.Atm
8.Airlines
9.Hospital
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Kaise?
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