Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 111

Khushbu maangi thi khuda se
Wo lajawaab phool thama gaye
Thodi khushi maangi jo dua mein
To aap se mila ke sabse khushnaseeb bana gaye.

KHUDA sè scöötèr manga tö Bullet diya, ghar manga tö bangla diya, fon manga tò möbile diya or jab döst manga tö tumhè diya. Ae khuda akhri bar dhokha kyun diya

Closeup toothpaste or Bipasha Basu ki bra mein kya similarty hai.? Ans. Dono ko kholo aur dheere se dabao, moo mein lo aur fresh ho jao..<+>

Dil me Hamesha


Ek Shor
ho Raha hai,


Bina SMS
Dil Bor
ho Raha hai,

Kahi Aisa
to nahi,


ke Ek Pyara
Sa Dost


Good night kiye bina hi
so Raha hai?

Raj asks: Ur Name? Man sez:"Abu Dalah Sarafi". Raj:Sex? Man:4 times a week. Raj: No,no,no, male or female? Man:"Male,female sumtimes camel"

Pyar ankhon se bataya to bura man gaye,hal-e-dil sunaya to bura man gaye,wo to har roz rulaya karte the,ek roz humne rulaya to bura man gaye.

Dhokha diya jab usne mujhe, zindagi se mein naraaz tha... phir socha ki use Dil se nikal doonga, jab dekha to kambakht, Dil bhi uske paas tha...

Ek aurat ke 8 Bachey. Sabhi ke naam tinku. Kisi ne pucha kisi ek ko bulana ho to kaise bulati ho? Bole to lo kar lo baat: Are sabhi ke surname to alag hai!!

"N A M A S K A R" Jinda ho to 1 sms bhejo,
Asmaan me chale gaye ho to barish bhejo,
Swarga mein ho to apsara bhejo,
Agar narak mein ho to. . . .enjoy ur self.

Jaise chand ke pas tare anek hain,par har tare ke pas sirf chand ek hai...vaise hi apke pas dost anek hain,par hamare pas sirf aap jaisa dost ek hai...

Hamare liye apne HEART me jagah rakhiye, MIND me nahi.. Hame mind me rakhna kafi DANGEROUS hai... Kyunki.......?...?.. Hum MIND BLOWING hain...!!!

Itne badnam ho chuke hum is zamane mein thume sadiyan lag jayegi humein bhulane mein.

Dhoka mila jab pyaar me zindagi me udaasi chaa gayi, socha tha chhod denge is raah ko par....


















...kumbakht college me aaj doosri aa gayi

Vishwas banke log zindagi mai ate hai,Khwab banke ankho mai sama jaate hai.Pehle to yakin dilate hai ki vo humare hai,fir najane kyu tanha chod jate Hai

Bhula saktey to kabh ka bhula diya hota,mita saktey to kab ka mita diya hota,tumhey kya pata ki kitna dard deti hai yaadein,bata saktey to kabka bata diya hota.

Dost dosti da maan rakhi, dimaag ch nahi meri dil ch pehchan rakhi. Main v mangdi haan dua iko rab kolo, mere dost nu har dukh ton anjaann rakhi...
Good night

Dosti sachhi ho to waqt ruk jata hai, Asma lakh uncha ho magar jhuk jata hai, dosti me duniya lakh baney rukavat, Agar dost sacha ho to khuda bhi jhuk jata hai.

Jugnua nu kaid kar ke muskraya na karo, raushni khatar kise da ghar jlaya na karo, dil te sitam ane v dhaya na karo, yaad j karna nahi tan yaad aaya na karo.

4 kam karo


1. phone switch off karo
2. battery kholo
3. sim card nikalo
4. phone ko road pe de maro


Jab koi msg hi nahi karna to fon ki kya jarurat hai.

What is the full form of T.P.K.K.L.




































Ans. Tusi Puch Ke Ki Lena.

Apke sar pe seeng hai kya. check it.


Make sure.


NO....


r u sure.


Never mind.

GADHE ke bhi nahi hote......

Patthar se dosti, jaan ko khatra. Pandit se dosti, dimag ko khatra. Daru se dosti, liver ko khatra. Humse dosti, waqt bewaqt sms ka khatra.

KUSHNASEEB HAI AAP JO HUM AAPKI DOSTI KO ITNI SHIDDAT SE CHAHTE HAI WARNA HUM WOH SAKSH HAI JO KHWAB MEIN BHI APPOINTMENT SE AATE HAI.....

Ajmaish pyar me jaruri hoti hai,na mil pana kisi ki majburi hoti hai,yaad dur se dost ko kar to sakte hai,lekin dil ki hasrat to mulakat se hi puri hoti hai...!

Aap se dur bhala hum kaise reh pate,dil se aapko kaise bhula pate,kash ki aap sanso k alava aaine me bhi base hote,khud ko bhi dekhte to aap nazar aate.

Ek KABUTAR
itna uda
itna uda
itna uda
bahut uda
bahut upar gaya
itna uda
itna uda
udta gaya
udta gaya
BAS
AB
NAHI DIKH RAHA ab sojao kal dhundege... GOOD NIGHT

Mitraan da jigra vekh lawi tere viah vich jashan manavange,aap bhanve zehar piliye saare shehar vich ROYAL STAG da meeh warsavange.

BANIA apne bacho se bola-
Jo rat ko khana nahi khayega,use 5 Rs dunga.
Bache 5-5 Rs le kar so gaye.
Subah bola-Jo 5Rs dega use hi khana milega.

Dilwale to hum bhi the mohabat main dil jala baithe,takdir hi apni kuch aise thi ek bewafa se dil laga baithe.

Wife: Kal raat tum peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
Husband: Kya batau,yeh sab Galat sangat ki wajah se hua, Hum 4 Dost, 1 Bottle, or vo teeno peete nahi.