Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 63

the janaza of mehbob nikla from the gali of mehbooba with lots of jor & sor.the mehbooba jhani from the door and boli margaya haramkor.

New Exciting Offer from Utility Stores of Pakistan…
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Ab Shampoo Ki Her Bottle K Saath 1 AATAY Ka Saashay (Sachet) Bilkul Free.

Nazar mili jab wo AKELI thi,
Dosti hui to wo SAHELI thi,
Pyar hua to wo PAHELI thi,

Dusre k saath bhag gayi SAALI,
Tab pataa chala wo
us area ki "CHAMELI" thi.

Aapse Ek Special Baat Karni Hai.
Koi Paas To Nahi?
Zara Akelay Ho Jao.
Aur Kisi Ko Na Batana.
Warna Koi Bhi Masla Ban Sakta Hai.
Ghor Se Suno…
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CHEENI Hai Aapke Paas?

MASTER G Class Me-Agar sache dil se GOD se prathna ki jaye to wo puri hoti haiLADKA-Rahne do sir, agar aisa hota to aaj aap mere sir nahi sasur hote.

Agar MARD Ka Bacha Hai To Neechay Aa…
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Darr Gaya Kya? Aur Neechay Aa Salay!
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Bhai Asslam-o-Alaikum!
Kese Ho Aap?
Aaj Kal SMS Nahi Aarahy Aapke.

DEAR...
Agar apke pass
koi
Dost na ho,


Paisa na ho,


Zindagi bhi boring ho.


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Interesting But True Facts About Marriage:
Q. Kya Shadi Jannat ka Darwaza hai?
A. Ji Han! Magar Bahir Jany ka.
Q. Insan Apni bewuqufi Par Kab Khush Hota hai?
A. Shadi k Din.
Q. Kya Zabani Larrai main Aurat se Koi Jeet Sakta hai?
A. Ji Han! Dusri Aurat.
Q. Talaq ki Sab se Barri Wajah kya hai?
A. Shadi.

PYAR MAIN KISI NE DHOKHA KHAYA
TO KISI NE KASAM KHAI HAI
Tum WO MAJNOO HAI
JIS NE SIRF LAAT KHAI HA

Ek Sahab ki Lottery Mai PARIS ka Tour Nikla
Usne apni BV ko phone kya:
“Janu mere Sath Paris chalo gi?”
BV Khushi se boli:
“Yes, Bilkul, Paris Jana to mera khuwab tha,
Zarur chalu gi.
Par
Aap kon sahib bol rhe hain?”

Ghajini dekhne k bad andaza hua k me b kuch Amir Khan se kam nahi ho ..
Me b parhta hun, samjhta hun
Phr 15 mints baad bhol jata hon

Wife To Husband: Tum Mujhe Maar Kar,
Mera Sab Kuch Harrap Karna Chahtay Ho.
Husband: Chal!
Barri Aai, Benazir.

Do Dost the!

Achhe Dost the!

Bahut Ache Dost the!!!

Hone do na!

Apane se ache thode the

Ek Aadmi Raat ko apne ghar gaya.
Darwaza knock kia.
Biwi: Kon?
Admi: Guddu ka Abbu!
Biwi: Haye main Marr Jaawan,
Phir Andar kon hai?

Kia aap switzerland jana chahte hy?
Or
wahan jakr 5 star hotel me stay krna chahte hen?
to
vist kijiye ga hmari web site
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www.BETA apni oqat me raho.com.

Larka: tumhari Zulfun se khelney ko jee chahta hai…..
larki ne wig utari or kaha:
Lo khel lo per de dena subah university bhi jana hai.

Arz Kia Hai:
Insan Insan Ko Das Raha Hai …
Wah Wah
Insan Insan Ko Das Raha Hai …
Wah Wah
Aur Saanp Side Main Betha Hans Raha Hai… ;->

BaThRooM SoNgS:

LooSe MoTioN: RuK RuK RuK ArAy BaBa RuK!

QaBz: EK bAr Aja Aja Aja Aja Aaa Jaa!

GaS TrOubLe: HaWa HaWa E HaWa KhUsHbU LuTa De..

Aik thi billi
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Or nahi hay
Bas Aik hi thi..
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shaam chale naam naam sadak pe
baraf si rangat wali ladki
kisi ka rasta dekh rahi thi
koi ho poochey tho hans kar keh de
yeh duniya kithni shakh karthi hai
kaan ka bala dhoondh rahi thi

B0hat sal pehle ki bat hai.
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Sorry kafi purani baat thi me khud bhool gya.

Jeete hain to koi haal tak nahi puchta Marte hain to duniya kandhon pe utha leti hai..

Wo jo kehta tha tujhe apna bna k choron ga Lo aj us ne humain apna bna k chor dia

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Guess What is This?
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Abay Aaj Ki Date Hai.

England Mother- Good night dear.
Hindu Mother - Shubh ratri beta.
Muslim Mother - Shaba kher.
Aur
Apni MAA- Are Iss Mobile Ko AAG Laga De Aur So Ja.

Us ne mere Hath ke lakeeren dekhen
Or phir hans kar kaha
tere naseeb main sab kuch hay
sivaiy
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Cheeni kay!

Height of Business
In a Train a Mosquito Enters, Chinese Catches it & Eats it
Marwadi see that , He Catches d next Mosquito & Askes Chinese
“Kharidoge Kya”

“Susti Humari bari Dushman He”
(Allama Iqbal)
“Hume apne Dushman se pyar karna chahiye”
(Quaid.e.Azam)
Lo ab batao Banda kis ki maane.??

Ting Tong
Open D Door
Kaun ?
Hum
Hum Kaun ?
Hum SMS
Kya Chaiye ?
Aap ke chere par Ek Pyari si SMILE ?
Yes Yes Yes yahi walii ?

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