Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 64

Ye promish hai humara, na chhodenge kabhi saath tumhara.
jo gaye tum hume bhool kar, le aayenge pakad kar haath tumhara.
HAPPY PROMISE DAY .

Kahaten hai tapsya karne se eshvar bhi mil jaten hai,
Kisi ka dil jeetne ke liye kya ek din kafi hai?

Bakre Ne Mara Bakri Ko Singh..

Bakre Ne Mara Bakri Ko Singh..

Phir Pata Hai Bakri Ne Kya Kaha..

:

SINGH IS KING,

SINGH IS KING, SINGH IS KING..

hum unki dillagi ko pyar samjh baithe,
unke kiye vaado ko ikrar samjh baithe,
humne to ki thi sirf unse hi mohabbat,
aur wo hamari mohabbat ko ishtihar samjh baithe.

agar raksha bandhan ko ladki chedne pe bhai banati hai toh valentines day ko chedene par lover Q nahi banati.. msg ko aag ki tarah faila do... hume insaff do

yad aye to ankh band kar nahi sakte, kyonki aapki yad satayegi.
chalegaye to zaroor bichadne ki gum hogi.
rishte ka naam nahi to parva nahi.
Apka ehsas dilme hogito zaroor dard hogi.
To mat jana door humse.

Koray kaghaz pe likha tera naam hai,
Teri tasveer bana dali or likha ye pegham hai,

“Dimaghi tawazun theek nahi”
dhondnay wale ko 50,000 ka inaam hai

Dil kholo pyar lo

Dimag kholo Gyan lo

Hath kholo dosti lo

Our chain kholo masti lo.

Aap mughay
Aik jaga

Se bohAt

pyarE

Lagte hain.?

maloom hai kahan sE?

DOOR SE.

kisi se Pyar karna utna hi aasan hai,
jitna mitti se mitti par mitti likhna,
Par kisi k pyar ko nibhana utna hi mushkil hai,
Jitna paani se paani par Paani Likhna..

Agar “Dil” ko aanda(egg) kehtey
to indian films k naam aisay hote

Hum Aanda de chuke sanam,
Yeh aanda aapka huwa,
Hum aap k aanday main rehte hain,
Aandy waale Bread le jayienge….

Sms padhne wale ka bura din,
Darwaja khola kundi hath me
Nal khola toty hath me
Suitcase khola handle hath me
Ab dar raha hai susu karu kin a karu?

If Rakhi Sawant started acting in Ekta Kapoor soaps as the Drama Queen, what would be the name of the serials ?

Kyonki Saas bhi Kabhi Item Girl Thee
Kahin Kissing Roz
Kyaa Hoga Mika Kaa

Apne pap mitane ke liye 108 bar is mantra ka jap karna,
“East or West Raj is the best”
Ab massage edit kar aapna nam dal k eek our pap mat karma.

Woh raishmi balon wali,
Bhoori ankhon wali,
Komal hathon or naram pairon wali,
matakti hoi andhairay main,
tumharay paas ayegi
aur dheeray sai bolegi
.
.
.
“Maiyooon”…

dunia me kabhi kisi acche insan ki talas mat karo,balki khud acche ban ne ki koshish karo,hosakta hai aap k is kam se kisi aur ki talash khatn ho.

Pathan : meri oulaad nahi hoti.
Dost: aap mazar par dua karo.
Next Year
Dost: kiya hua?
Pathan: Kuch nahi,
Dost: koun se mazar par dua ki thi?
Pathan: Quaid-e-Azam k mazar pe.:

d moon once told me.."if ur friends dnt love u den leave dem.."



i looked at d moon n said"AE TAKLE TU APNA KAAM KAR"

Boy : I love u.
Girl : Me too
Boy : How much do u love me?
Girl : as much as u do.
Boy : U Cheater.
I thought u really loved me

Top 5 answers when you propose a girl.

5-NO!
4-i am sorry
3-are u mad?
2i always thought V R frnd.
1-lekin mai to rahul se pyar karti hu.

Boy:chalte chalte yunhi ruk jata hun me, bethe bethe yumhi kho jata hun me,kya yahi pyar h?
Girl:nhi ye kamzori hai, "glucon-D pia karo!"

A woman at an embroidery shop: yahan gale milte hain?
Sales man: milte to nahi hain magar aap kahte hain to mil lete hain:

Tanha ho kbhi to mujy dhoond lena is dunia se nhi apny dil sy pooch lena aap k aas pas hi kahi rhty hain hum yadon sy ni to sath gujry lamho sy pooch lena

ek pathan ki behan ko daku utha kar le gaye,
sab ne kaha daku khatarnak hain khali haath mat jana
behan ko bachane.
Pathan 2 kilo mithayi le gaya. p

Arz kiya hChappal choti hoti h to paon m nai aati...Chappal choti ho to paon m nai ati...Aur girlfrnd moti ho to bahon m nai ati !

Difference between dawa and daru.
Dawa is like a girlfriend. it has expiry date and
Daru is like a "wife" jitni purani hogi utni sar ko charti hai.

Log apne kapdo ke style pe na jaane kitna paisa barbaad karein hai, par shayad wo bhul jate hein ki life k sabse haseen lamhe bina kapdo ke guzaare jatein hai... ;-)

patta bhi hilta hai to uski raza se....fir bhi banda gunahgar hai,malum nhi kyu?

Wo pehli mulakat yaad h wo tumhara mere pas aana yad h wo tumhara mujhse nazar milana yad h wo tumhara ye kehna ki



Allah k naam pe 1 rupa dedo saab

Jo karte hain ek se pyar,
Unhe kyoun ho valentine day ka intejar?
Han jo kare anek se pyar,
Unhe rahata hai is din ka intejar!