Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 65

Suraj Ne Jo Kirno Se Kahaa
Chand Ne Jo Baadlon Se Kahaan
Samudra Ne Jo Lehron Se Kahaa
Vahi, Aaj Main Tumse Kehti Hoon
Chal Chal Hawa Aane De!!

Ek sawal jo kar dega apki nind kharab!!
Shadi k pehle Dulhan ka baap
Dulhe ko kya deta hai?
Jo Shadi ke baad le leta hai?.

Ans) Chain, sukh, neendh, khushi etc

Gadhe hai wo log jo 14 feb ko propose karte hai,
meri mano to 1st apr ko propose karo,
man gayi to (I Love You)
Naraj ho to (April Fool)

1 Ltr =1000ML1/2 Ltr=500ML1/4 Ltr=250MLBut Daru1Full=750ML 1Half=360ML 1Quarter=180MLWhy?Kyuki GOVT.pinewalo ko bewakuf samajhti haiJAGO GHARAK JAGO.

Namaskar! aapki yado ki validity samapt ho rahi hai,
Please, 2-4 SMS kar ke apni yado ko jald rechare kare, Thanks.

from:-FSNL (FRND SANCHAR NIGAM LIMITED)

Aap k brain ki Xray report aa gayi:

10 g Mitti,
10 g Kankar Pattar,
25 Type ke Kide Makode,
&
500 gm ghaas-phoos.


Kamal Hai Mujhe Laga Khali Hoge!!!

Aap ki hasi sabhi nazaaro se haseen,
Aap ki aawaaz koyal se mithi,
aapka dil aasmaa se gehera,
isiliye, app ko dehte hi khil jata hai har kisi ka chehera........

paisa paisa tuje kamau kaisa,
marne ke bad tuje le jau kaisa

Life me ho gum, Go n taste RUM.
Aankho me ho tear, Then take BEER.
Love hua Risky, Don't worry hav WHISKY.
Take advise of mine, always drink WINE...

Agar Aap Kisi Larki ko I LOVE YOU Kahain.

Aur Woh Larki Aap ko Kiss kar k Apna Mobile Number Day day

To Aap Is ko kya kahain gay?

Zahir Hai




KHUWAB.. :-)

American: Hamare paas MADONA, JULIA,BRITNEY jaise Item BOMB hai.... tumhare paas kya hai?

Indian: Hamare paas IMRAN HASMI jaise BOMB DEFUSER hai!!!

Friends ”Ballons” Ki Trha Hote Hyn
Ek Baar Haath Se Choot Jaye’n
Tou Wapis Nahi Aate
Is Liye Main Sochta Hoon
K

”Tumhari Hawa Nikal Ker
Apne Paas Hii Rakh Loon”

Ye dil bahut udas h
Koi apna nahi paas h
Har waqt boring sa ehsas h
Jaraa apni girlfrnd ka number dena to
suna hai maal bahut "JHAKKAAS"hai.

Q: what is the difference between hockey and cricket?
Ans: hockey main team 1.5 hours main zaleel hoti hai
aur cricket main 8 ghante main :

Mujhko maloom nahi Husn walon ki Tareef Magar.






Haqeeqat me Haseen Sirf.



Whi hai....





Jisne aapko ye SMS bheja he

bhul gaye the hum kabka uneh. mil gaye chaurahe par aaj woh. bulake pucha mujhe kayse ho meri yaar? phir chal diye raaston mein. chalte chalte hos aya toh tasbir nikalke dekha ....kya wohi the aaj samne mera???

Kisi ne bhool k Mujse pooch lia, Aaj K, Kaise ho? Main ne kaha, Zindgi mai GHAM hen, GHAM mai Dard hy, Dard main MAZA hay, Or Main, “MAZAY me hoon.

Bhai tere liye ek rista aya h
baap hardware me h
ma software me h
bhai footware me h
aur larki sirf underwear me h
bolo baat karu kya?

Ager KUTTAY ko coat pent pehna dia jae to usay kya kahenge? . . . . Bewaqoof! Kutta hi kahenge. Lekin aapne jo socha wo bhi theek hai:)

Ye sari duniya kehti he ki Kisi 1 ke jane se zindagi ruk nahi jati.Lekin ye koi nhi janta ki lakho ke mil jane se bhi us Ek ki kami puri nahi ho pati.

chahe jitne bi majbur ho, ya fir ho gum. hum dosto ko babhi yaad nahi karte...kyu ki hamari sab se badi majburi he ki hum dosto ko kabhi bhulte hi nahi. samje....

Fulo me KAMAL..
Paper me NAKAL..
Samaroh me TALI..
Majak ke liye SALI..
Gahno me SONA..
Chupne k lye KONA..
Pyaar me GUM..
Or Dosti me HUM..
FamouS h bhaiya.

YAR.
apni GRLFRIEND ko
samjha le,aise na raha kare






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aaj ye photo mene dekhi kisi or k hath lag jati To

ek din santa ne nikkar dali
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lo ab vo bechara nikkar v na daley!! har baat me joke chahiye, jaan le lo sante ki tum log!!

Apki ada apki smile apka chalna apka bolna apka ruthna apka gussa apki ankhe apka andaz apka chehra UFF! KOI EK CHIJ TO DHANG KI HOTI.

tube kabhi tyre nahi ban sekta

tu to kya tera baap shayer nahi ban

sekta.

Mat puch SMS ki intaha kaha tak hai,
tu kanjusi kar le teri takat jaha tak hai,
hame bhi umeed nahi hai tumse SMS ki,
hame dekhna hai tu kanjus kaha tak hai.

“Kash Hum AaPKA mOBILE
Number Hote”

“Har Waqt Aapko Yad To
hOTE”

“Bhale Aap Humain Badal
Datay Par”

“Humse Bicharnay Ki
Khabr To Sabko Detay.

Pathar kyu marte ho,pura pahad hi mar do...
hum yunhi mar jayenge, sirf ek aankh mar do..

Ek Din Hum Un K Ghar Gaye

Wo Soye Huey Thay

Ek Din Wo Humare Ghar Aaye

Hum Soye Huey Thay

Moral. . .
Jesa Karoge Wesa Bharoge