Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 66

Aaj RAVAN ki Barsi hai... Un ki YAD me plz.Ye SMS kam se kam kisi 1 RAAKSHAS ya 1 BHOOTNI ko zaroor SEND karein. Maine apna Farz pura kr dia. ?Jai lankesh.

Ek Shaqs is traha se mere dil me utar gaya, jaise ki wo janta ho mere dil k raste

School me 1 bacha chaku liye ghum raha tha. teachar ne pucha chaku liye kyo ghum rahe ho? bacha: "GARIB HU SIR, bandhuk KAHA SE LAu.

Deewar kya giri mere khsta makan ki, logo ne sehen se rasta bana lia.

"B.S.N.L." Walo ne to hadd kar di. Bade poster me ek ladki dikhate hai aur likhte hai-? 'LAGE RAHO RAT BHAR SIRF 10 PAISE ME', bas saale address nahi batate..

Mere pas se guzre to pher leen nazrein, kaise yaqeen karu ki door jakar roye honge.

HAR MARD KI LIFE DEKHO TO WITHOUT SHADI SPIDERMAN. SHADI KE TIME SUPERMAN. SHADI KE BAAD GENTLEMAN OR BIWI KHUBSURAT HO TO PURI UMAR WATCHMAN.............

Wen u win, I'll proudly tell d world "Hey! dats my friend" But wen u lose I'll sit ur side hold ur hand & say "Jab tere bus ka nahi tha to panga jrur lena tha"

Ek kabristan main bhoot ko dekhkar sab bhag rhe the
Par main nahi bhaga..
Pta h kyon??

kyonki maine tumhe pehchan liya tha...

tumeh dil me basaya dhadkan ki tarah.aankho me basaya kajal ki tarah.tumeh khud se jyada pyar kiya maine..par tum mujhe bhul gayi sapno ki tarah

Hamari dosti ka kitna faida uthhatay ho,
1msg bhej ke10 free pate ho,
hamare dil par kyon zulm dhate ho,
hamare msg forward kar k naye -naye dost banate ho.

Phool murjhane par kali dekhi nahi jati.do dilon ki duri dekhi nahi jati.khuda unke saare
Gum bhi mujhe dede.unki aankho ki nami dekhi nahi jati

Sweet raho CADBURY ki Tarah;
Fresh raho CLOSEUP ki tarah;
BEAUTIFUL raho Fair&Lovely ki tarah;
Tension free raho CHILD ki tarah;
aur smart raho MERI TARAH

Aasman me kitne tare ,par chand jaisa koi nahi,is dharti per kitne chehre par aap jaisa koi nahi

A simple SALAM can be so sweet
S= Sada khush raho
A= Aabad raho
L= La-zawal urooj dekho
A= Arzooain puri hon
M= Mujhe dua mei yaad rakhna,
So SALAM TO U!!.

Gul gaye, gulshan gaye.
Gul gaye gulshan gaye.
Gai tumhari hoton ki laali. Chordo mera picha,

ho gaye tum bachon wale..

“DEAR FRIEND”

“KHUDA” Kare har din apki khushian Petrol k Rates ki tarha Barhti Rahin,

Or

“Or Ghamoo ki Supply Bijli ki Tarha Band Rahen

“Ameen”

Phoolo Me or Insaano Me
kya Farq Hota Hai,

Phool Insaano Se Zada
Khoobsorat Hotey HAin,

Lekin Kuch Insaan Phoolo
Se B Ziada Khoobsorat
Hote Hain,

JeSE K

Mein

he he he

meri hAr zaroorat mere dost jaise hAy,

Mere Dil main bani moorat Mere Dost jaise hAy,

Mat kaho mera dost CHAND jaisa hAy,

youn kaho CHAND ki surat mere Dost jaise he.

Yaar Mujhe AIk CaLL kro Plz, Koi Khas Kaam To Nhi hai,
ActuaLLy meri Ammi Tumse Baat Krna Chahti Hain,
Unko YaQeen Nhi Ho Rha k

Bandar Bhi Batein Krte Hain..

Dhadkan ke liye dil chahiye,
Dil ke liye pyaar chahiye,
Pyaar ke liye khushi chahiye,
Khushi ke liye YAAR chahiye, aur YAARi ke liye..
aap hona.

Duniya mey sub sy
himmat wala kon?

“Dhobi.”

Coz, wo kabi b kisi k ghar
jakar bolsakta
hy:sahib,bibiji ko bolo
kapry utar kr rakhn,m
abhe ata hoon….

mummy bheaje ti hai bajar sabji karedne ko. aur kar ate ho mobile recharge ladkiyo be karch karne ke liya.

Ni
Ni
Sa
Sa
Re
Re
Sa
Sa
Re
Re
Saaa
Reee
Saa
Ree
Dha
Maa
Pa
Dha,maa,pa
Dhaaa..
Nii..
Sa..
Re,ga,ma
Re,pa

Bas kar Indian Idol
So jaa,
subah jaldi uthna hai..

santa ki sadi nurse se ho jati hai banta ek din santa se mila pucha yar kasi hai tumare bb santa: yar mere baat hi nahi sunti jab tak use mai sister na bulau.

Ager ek Kashti main
Musharaf
Nawaz Sharif
Chaudry Shujat
Aur Arbab Ghulam Rahim
Ja rahe hon n Achanak Kashti Doob jae
To aapke Khayal main kaun bach jaega ??

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Main bataun..

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Pakistan!

Aajkal ki ladkiyon ki dress-
Yahan se less
Wahan se less
Kabhi sleeveless
Kabhi backless..
Aur koi ladka ghoor kar dekhe to
"KUTTA KAMINA SAALA CHARACTERLESS!!!" ;-)

Log kehte hai ki Larkiyan zindgi hoti hai,
Maut nahi
Par log ye kyu bhul jate hai ke,
Dhoka to Zindgi hi deti hai,
Maut nahi.

akbar ne khrede 3 ghode akbar ne khrede 3 ghode wah wah aaja aaja dil nechode raat ki masti fode ha ha ha

Exam me ak sawalaya ki ki challenge ka ek exaple likho ek student ne pura paper fhali chhora aur last me likha ;- DHUM HAI TO PASS KAR KE DIKHO.