Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 67

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Inbox kholo

Aap k liye phool bheijay hain

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ab SMS send kero warna phol wapis karo

WHEN U NEED HEART . . .
Ye Dil Aap Ka Hua

U NEED FRIEND . . .
Mujh Se Dosti Karo Ge

U NEED JOY . . .
Dhoom Macha Le Dhoom

U NEED HELP . . .
Main Hoon Na

U NEED BALANCE . . .
Hum Aap K Hain Kon

KABI KhUSHI KABI GAM-Mere Sms Na Honge Kam

KABI ALVIDA NA KeHNA-Sms Karte Rehna

DHOOM2
Mere Sms PadhKar Jhoom tu

PHIR HERA PHERI-Ab Sms Ki apki bari..

*;*;*;
*(“.,.”)* Haal Kaisa
>”)(“< Hai Janab
,(")("), Ka?

Kya Khayal hai Aapka?

Hamari to Light Gai HO HO HO,

Tumhari bhi Chali jaye HA HA HA.

KABI KUSHI KABI GAM-Mere Sms Na Honge Kam

KABI ALVIDA NA KeHNA-Sms Karte Rehna

DHOOM2
Mere Sms PadhKar Jhoom tu

PHIR HERA PHERI-Ab Sms Ki apki bari..

thought of the day

kabi yeh mut socho k tmhare girlfrd ne tmhey kitna romantic sms bheja hey.

hamesha socho usey kis ney bheja hey.

mehrbaan kadardaan dekho mere sms ka kamaal
ghanti bajegi bander nachega
mobile uthayega sms padega ab muskurayega
ab banda hoshiyari dikhayega or msg forward karega

“Humain”
“Sms”
“kro”
“aur”
“jeeto”
“3 inamat”

1.Bahut sara pyar.
2.Umar bhar ki chahat.
3.Bilkul free stay mere DIL mein.
ye offer mere ache mood tak valid hai.

Aj kal ladies k dress Zoo mein
Lgi salakhon ki tra hote hy
.
Qeemti samaan mehfooz b ho jae,
Koe hath b na lga ske,
Ur
Dekhne wali b khush ho jae.

Man saw a snake on bed of his Mother-in-law.

Man to snake: Meri saas ko das lay.
Snake: Abay Kya das lay? Main esi say to apna zehar recharge karwata hon.

Satna’s BV: Janu sawera ho gya jago

Banta’s BV: Chaand dhal gya jago

Singh’s BV: Darling it’s dawn get up

Major Rohail’s BV: OYE! Subha ho gae mera husbnd ane wala hai

Kash ye faasle na hote, kash ye duriyan na hoti, kash aap aur hum saath hote,

toh

toh

toh

toh . . .
mere sms k Paise bach jate…

Teri khushi
Meri Khushi
Tera Gam
Mera Gam
Yeh har saans tere liye
Har pal teri hi yaad hai
Aayee hai teri yaad
Socha hai tujhe phone karlu
Bas aur ek baar recharge karvade

What is the difference between wife and saali?

Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,

Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,

Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake…

Santa Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:
Santa Tarap Tarap k Marne Hi Wala Tha

K
Use Yaad Aaya

K


Bijli 2 Din Se Band He

Free Free Free..
Badal ke sath barsat free
Arti ke sath prasad free
Chand ke sath taare free
Flowers ke sath khushbu free
Is msg ke sath meri Yaad free

Hey..
My new number is 980831****
Plz save it...aur maje ki baat to ye hai







Ki purana bhi yahi tha hehehe

U think of ME and I think of U.
When v both think of each other,
Do u knw what it means ?
It means v both have no work to do!!

Dono “NIKAMMAY”

New offer.
Call rates ab dimag ke hisab se..
Jitna chota dimag utne kam call rates.


Congrats! Apki call to free hogi..

Oye utho… ye koi sonay ka waqt hai?
jab dekho sotay rehte ho…
kia sari zindagi so k bitani hai???
aur han ab mujhe reply mat karna… I AM SLEEPING

True Thought..

Zara socho agar sms recieve karne ke paise lagte to kya hota Guess?


Aaj tum hamari wajah se road par aa gaye hote..

Son:papa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan hai tu shadi kyu kartay hai?
Papa: Beta aqal Badam khanay
Se nahi Thokar kha ke aati hai:->

Aj tum DILL mangu dain gay DHARKAN mangu de daingay JIGAR mangu dain gay JAAN tak mangu de saqte hain kiyo k in charo filmo ki CD's ghar par pari hain!

1 Baar Body Ke Parts Ki Meeting Hui.
Sab Aaye Pr Jigar Nahi Aya Sab Hairan Hue K Jigar Kaha Gya


Baad Me Pata Laga Jigar To Msg Parh Raha Ha..
Miss U JIGAR...

Xcuse Me..
What Is Ur Mobile
Number?
I Wanna Re_Check
BCoz I Feel There’s
Some Error
Q Ki
sMs Jata To He
Par Aata Nhi He.

New song for all boys
ek larki ko dekha tu aisa
laga

kabhi chapal laga kabhi
taphar laga
kabhi mukka para
kabhi sendel para
kabhi ghar mai pita
kabhi road mai mara
mindar k gante sa bajta
gaya
hoooooooooooooo

ek larki……..

Dulha: Aaj se tum meri Zeenat ho, Tabasum ho, Tamanna ho…

Dulhan:
Sharma k…
Ji Aaj se aap b mere liye
Naveed ho,
Tahir ho,
Imran ho.
Kamran ho..;-)

4 Log badnaseeb hain.>
(1)who jo Maa Baap ki qadar na kare .
(2)who jo ustad ki qadar na kare
(3)who jo waqt ki qadar na kare
(4)who jo mere SMS ki qadar na kare

apani girlfrd. ko i love u kahena hai? balance nahi hai? yo number muj bhej do me kah dunga.

KHABARDAR ! ! !

Miss Call Sehat K Liye Muzir Hy

Tabiyat Ziada Kharab Ho Tou CAll Ki Jiye

Tamam Sms ”Waldain” Ki Pohanch Se Duur Rakhiye

”Wizarat-e-Tum”
”Hukomat-e-Hum” ;->