Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 88

CIRCUIT : Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe.
Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.

Sine me dil, Dil me dard, Dard me nasha, Nashe me mithas, Mithas me ummid,
Ummid me khayal, Khayal me tasvir, Tasvir me aap..

3 things i like about u.
1——-
2—–.——
3—–,——,——-
Yaar kush to accha kia hot zindagi main

Jin: kiya huqam hai aaqa……
Man: eik khubsurat larki peish karo…..
Jin: aaqa main jin hoon koi ‘dalla’nahi…
Man: acha to phir dalla kahaan hai…?
Jin: aaqa dalla is waqt mesg parh raha hai….
ha ha ha ha hooo ha ha

Saathi sirf vo to nahin hota jo jeewan bhar saath nibhaye, Saathi to vo hota hai jo
jeewan ke kuch palon mein hi jeewan bhar ka saath de jaaye

Jab tum hanstey ho to lagta hai ki insaan pehle bandar tha! Dekho gussa mat
karo kyonki jab tum gussa karte ho to lagta hai ki insaan aaj bhi bandar hai.

nakaam si koshis kiya karte hai
hum hai ki unse pyar kiya karte hai
khuda ne takdir mein tuta tara bhi nahi likha
aur hum hai ki chand ki aarzu kiya karte hai

Tum se kitna pyaar hai dil mein utar ke dekh lo
na yaqeen aaye to phir dil badal ke dekh lo
ham ne apni har sans per naam tera likh diya
ik tere paane ki khaatir khud ko paagal kar diya
ishq mein tum bhi sanam hadd se guzzar ke dekh lo
tum se kitna pyaar hai dil mein utar ke dekh lo
jaane kyun saare jahan se ho geya hoon be khabar
jab se tum aankhon mein aaye, jaagti hai ye nazar
apni raaton se meri raatein badal ke dekh lo
tum se kitna pyaar hai dil mein utar ke dekh lo..

Tumhe hamari yaad kabhi to aati hogi
dil ki dhadkan bhi shayed bhar jati hogi
kitna chaha tha humne ke saath saath rahe
yeh soch kar tumhari bhi aankh bhar aati hogi..

bol janey ka tumey taswar kesey kar loon
meri har sanas sey vabasta hain yadeen teri

Who is a Dost?
Dost vo jo bin bulaye aaye,
Bevajah sar khaye,
Jeb khali karwaye,
Kabhi sataye,
Kabhi rulaye,
Magar hamesha saath Nibhaye.

Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo Jaldi Aoo Na Ache
Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna
Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga .. :

Jiwant asal tar SMS pathwa. Dhagat gela asal tar PUAS pathwa. Swargat asal tar
APSARA Pathwa. Aani jar Markat asal tar tumcha HANDSET pathwa.

zindagi behal hai ,sur hai na tal hai,msg box bhi kangal hai,kya apke sms factory
me hadtal hai, yar kuch bhi bhejo, ye mere mobile ki zindagi ka sawal hai...

Maine apko phone kiya to network bola,Namskar, murkho ki duniya me apka
swagat hai,Aap jis murkh se is vaqt bat karna chate hai uska DIMAG out of
coverage hai.

Taj Mahal kya cheez hai, isse badi imaarat banaunga. Mumtaz to marke dafan hui
thee, tujhe to main zinda dafnaunga!!!

woh bhi kya din the jab log aapko kiss kiya karte the par apki phooti kismat tab
aap hugies main hua karte the

Ek baar mombatti ka dhaga bola....
Mein jalta hu to tu kyon paghlti hai..?
Mombatti boli....!!!
Jisne dil me jagah di ho vo jab bichdta hai to aansu aahi jaate hai.............

Ghunghat nein tujhe dekha to deewana hua.Sangeet ka tarana hua,Shamaa ka
parwana hua,Masti ka Mastana hua,Jaise hi ghunghat uthaya is duniya se
ravaana hua...

If u hv any problm,bindas! Tel me,i wil solv it 4 u.if u dont even hv any problm,
bindas! Tel me,i wil create sum 4 u.akhir DOST hun kisliya?

Hazarou phoolo mai, hamai ek phool bahuth kuhb laga es phool ku pane ke leya,
hum ne dosti ka sath liya dosto nai kaha, es phool ko panae ke liye, kato sai
guzar na hoga hum nai kab kaha ke hum kata sai dhaar tai agar kata se dhaar
thai tu hum gulab ke phool ku na dhektha hum tu phir chamali ke aur dekhtai ...

Zindagi me sHaDi karna bahut zaroori hai..
Kyon ki..?
Zindagi mein Khushiyaan hee sab kuch nahi hoti..

Lafzon mein keh na saka
Palkon se chup na saka
Bin kehkar reh na saka
Najane kya baat hai
Har pal khabon mein aapki hi yaad hai

dil ne dil ki baat suni yoon hi mohabbat parwaan hui,
lab to chup rahe magar nazron se mohabbat bayaan hui

Tumhe dil main basaye rakhta hoon
Aur duniya ko bhoolaye rakhta hoon
Tumhe meri nazar na lag jaye
Iss liye nazarein jukaye rakhta hoon

Agar tamanna thi aazmane ki to keh kar aazmana tha
Hum to behos ho gaye, kya zarorat thi muskurane ki

phool se mehak ko mitya nahi jata,
suraj se kiran ko hatya nahi jata,
Dosti mai doori kitni bhi ho,
aap jaise dost ko bhuliya nahi jata

Aapko dekha to yakeen hota hai
Keh koi itna bhi haseen hota hai
Dekh hi pate hain kahan aapko
Dil kahin to hosh kahin hota hai

Ab iss dil mein kya rakha hai
Tera hi chehra chupa rakha hai
Cheer kar dekhe koi dil mera
Tera hi naam likha rakha hai!

Talaash karogi to koyi tumhe milhi jayega
Magar humari tarah tumhe kaun chahega
Zaroor koi chahat ki nazar se tumhe dekhega
Magar hamara dil kahan se layega?