Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 89

ek din pyaar or dosti mile,pyar ne dosto se pucha-mere hote huye tumhara kia kaam he?dosti muskrai or boli me hun hotho pe muskan lati hun jinpe tum ansu chor jate ho

Teachr: Ande Me Se Murgi Ka Bacha Kaise Nikla?

Sudents: Madam Ye Koi Badi Bat Nahi Hai, Jyada Interesting Ye Hai Ki Wo Usme Gaya Kaise ?!

Boss Ka bonus ! boss! tum ne is saal mehnet se kaam kia hai, is liay 5000 ka bonus cheque dereha hoon,Agar isi tarha kaam karo ge to aglay saal is pe sign kar doon ge !

Anda toh safed hota hai, safed to doodh bhi hota hai. Doodh to bhains deti hai. Bhains to kali hoti hai. Kala to b....li hota hai. B....li to paan khata hai, Paan to lal hota hai. Lal to gulab bhi hota hai. Gulab mein to kaante hote hai, kaante to macchi mein b hote hai, machi to acchi hoti hai, Acha to insaan bhi hota hai. Insan to lamba hota hai, par mujhe to dimag khana tha, maine kha liya.......

dil ne kaha chalo SMS karen,

fir socha!

"dil to pagal hai"

phir khyal aaya..

chalo koi baat nahi,

jisko karna hai..

wo bhi to pagal hai!!

Ting tong


darwaja kholo.


Kaun?


Mai.


Mai kaun?


Mai sms


kya chahiye?


Ek baat bolna hai



bolo



GUDNIGHT



Aur kuch?


SWEAT DREAMS!¤

Pata hai.......taro ke desh mein_* * *ek pari soh rahi hai...Swapno ke desh mein khoiee hui hai...dur kahi unchi wadi mein unka basera hai......suno aab jag jao...Dekho, sawera honewali hai...... good morning

agar aap kahin jaa rahe ho or KALI BILI apke aage se guzar jaye to iska kia matlab he???????????????????



is ka matlab hai


k


KALI BILI bhi kahin jaa rahi hai

Ek din kisi ne poocha "vaade" aur "yaade" mekye rista hai jawab mila "vaade" insaan todta hai, par "yaade"insaan ko toddeti hai !!!

Umeedo ki shama dil me mat jhalana !
Is jahan se alag dunia mat basana!!
AAJ bus mood mein the to message bhej diya!!
Par Roz intezar mein pallke mat bichana!

Nigahon se dekh liya hota , Tamanna thi agar azmane ki !!
Humto yunhein behosh ho jate , Kya zaroorat thi Muskurane ki !! .... !!

if u read this, i m smart.. if u save this, u agree i m smart.. if u 4ward this, u r spreadin that i m smart.. if u delete this u r jealous...

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...

Nobody is like u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody misses u, nobody wants to see u good, nobody is ur best fr, nobody is happy with u.... dont cry.......my name is nobody.

Its too heard to loose someone who is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly, Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me.

In your life, when you wake up & don''t see any one, then come to me, i''ll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST

WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON''T WORK AGAIN
On this first april dont forget to make fool your friends. We have april fools jokes, april fool''s day tricks, best april fools pranks, funny and great april fols day ideas,

msg pe msg bhejte ho
bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karte ho
bhejte bhi ho to kya bhejte ho
khud ka bheja chalta nahi
dusro ka bheja bhej te ho

teri noke ke neeche mere dilbar ka naam hai
Magar hamari tarah, tumhe kaun chahega!!
Jaroor koi chahat ki nazar se tujhe dekhega!
Magar Aankhein hamari kahan se laayega

Pucho na us kagaz se,jis pe hum dil ke bayan likhte hain.
Tanhayino me beeti baate tamam likhte hain,
Wo Kalam bhi dewani ho gayi,
jis se hum AAP ka Naam likhte hain.

Aanken band kar ke bhi, hum tera deedar karte hain,
Aye sanam, hum to sirf tum se pyar karte hain.

har subah ki dhundh kuch yaad dilati hai,
har phool ki khushboo ek jaadu jagati hai,
chahun na chahun kitna bhi,
par aapki yaad roz aa hi jati hai.

mohabbat ki shama jala ke to dekho
zara dil ki duniya saja ke to dekho
tumhe ho naa jaye mohabbat to kehna
zara humse nazrain mila kar to dekho

Aankhon mein hai aapka chehra
Dil-ki dhadkano pe aapka pehra
Aapko pata nahi humara pyaar hai kitna gehara!

Jab bhi tere bina raat hoti hai
Deewaro se aksar baat hoti hai
Sanata poochta hai sawal humse
Tere naam se hi shuruwaat hoti hai

Hum tere dil mai rahengee ek yad bankar,
Tere lab pe khilengee muskan bankar,
Kabhi apne se juda na samjana,
Hum tere sath chalege aasman bankar

palkon pay apni bhitaya hai tumhain
bary duaon ke bhaad paya hai tumhain
aasani se nahin melay ho tum
international ZOO se chuarya hai tumhain

Subah Juda Hai, Raat Juda Hai
Apni To Her Baat Juda Hai
Tumse Bichar Ker Aisa Laga
Jaise Dua Mai Haath Juda Hai
Sab To Aate Rahte Hai
Tum Aao Tho Baat Juda Hai

Mohabbat Ka Matlab Intzaar Nahi Hota
Har Kisi Ko Dekhna Pyar Nahi Hota
Yu To Milta Hai Roz Mohabbat-E-Paigam
Pyar Hai Zindgi Jo Har Baar Nahi Hota……!!

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.