Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 40

Question Paper in year 2050:
1. Name the cities of Pakistan where Electricity is found.
2. How does Sugar taste? Explain in your Own words.
3. Draw a Neat and Labeled Diagram of a Suicide Jacket.
4. In Ancient Times, What was Petrol Used for? Support your answer with examples

New Shadi aur Old Shadi mein kia Farq hota hay?New Shadi mein Dono "LIPS" Mila ker Soty hain...AurOld Shadi mein Dono "HIPS" Mila Ker Soty Hain.

Teacher:Which is the oldest animal in the world?
Banta:"ZEBRA".
Teacher:Shocked,how?
Banta:Because it is still "Black and White"!!!

Bhikari Pathan sy!
mujhy khaany ko kuch mill sakta hy.
Pathan:kal ki Roti kha lo gy?
bhikari: G han bilkul.
Pathan: acha to phir kal Time se Aa jana… ;->

T.T: Bachy ka Tckt Half nai pora hoga, iske Umer 12 se zeada hai.
Baap Ghusse Se: Iske umer 12 se zeada kese hoskte hai? 12 sal to meri shadi ko hue hain.
T.T: Me yahan ticket chk Krne Aaya hun,
Gunahon ka Aiteraf Sunne nai.

Ek jatt jungle me se ja raha tha itne me ek bhutni acnak aa gayi aur boli-ha ha he he ho ho hey hey me chudail hu,jatt-re bawli dekhti kya h chipat ja

Pappu ek party mein gaya aur waha usne 8 butter naan kha liye.
Kuch der baad toilet mein pet pakad ke ro raha tha bhagwan se request kar raha tha ki, “Hey bhagwan ya toh jaan nikal de ya naan nikal de!”

Teacher ne SHARAB ka nuqsan batany k liye
1 KEERA SHARAB me dala to wo mar gia
Teachr:Ap Ne Kia Seeka?
studnts: SHRAB penay se Pait k keeray marte hain

Neighbor: I noticed that your daughter is mostly in the kitchen.
Probably she loves cooking so many varieties.
Her little brother instantly replied: NO, actually our telephone connection is in the kitchen.

Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. It will be wonderful if you serve me coffee free of cost today.

Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. It will be wonderful if you drink it from an empty cup today.

Santa: Why didn’t you marry?

Banta: I was searching for an ideal match.

Santa: So, you didn’t find an ideal girl?
Banta: I found one.

Santa: Then?

Banta: She was also searching for an ideal match.

Major Rohail ne bank se loan le kr car le
Lakin loan wapis na kr ska
Bank walay car le gy
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Major Rohail: pehle pta hota tu shadi b bank se loan le kr krta

Santa:main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain.
BANTA: wow kab?
SANTA: meri 7 dec ko aur uski 13 jan ko.

A man who has his regular meals in a restaurant, takes away two spoons at the end of his meal everyday.
Waiter: Sir, why do you take away the spoons?
Man: Well, it is written on my bottle of medicine to take two spoons after meals, daily.

Doctor - ye mar chuka hai..
(tabhi mariz bol pada) - main zinda hu..!
Mareez ki biwi boli - Tum chup raho ji, hamesha apni chalate ho, itna bada doctor kya jhut bolega?

A man was charged in court for parking his car on the wrong side of the road.
Judge: Why did you park your car in a no parking area?
Man: Your honour, the sign read, Fine for Parking. So I thought it was fine to park my car there!

Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit” Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai

In India,parents:study well my child or you wont get a job!
in USA:parents:study well my child or an INDIAN will grab ur job!

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai,
bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .

Modern world-Ek aadmi ka Ye Sun Kar Heart fail Ho Gaya Jab uski Kaam Waali Baai Ne Kaha, Sahab!Orkut Pe Mujhe Bhi Add Karlo;-)

1 pagal khali paper ko bar bar choom raha tha.
2pagal:Ye kya hai?
1Pagal: Love letter hay
2pagal:Magar ye to khali hay
1Pagal: Aaj kal bol chal band hai:-

Ik husband apni wife ke kirya kram (cremation) kar ke ghar lot raha tha.

Tabhi asman me jor se bijli chamki aur badal garje.

Husband bola: Lagta hai pohonch gayi.

Aik pathan pani pee raha tha
…
Ab kya?
Pathan pani b nhi pee skta?? Is par bhi joke chahiye?
Jaan lay lo pathanon ki.

Santa was weeping at a grave, "Why did you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life."

Banta: For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent? Wife? or Girlfriend ?

Santa: My wife’s first husband.

Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar?
Driver: Which part? Santa Singh: All of me, of course!

Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't have any more work.

Santa: That's all right, sir. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't ask you to give me work anyway!!

Bhakt-Baba Koi aisa job batao,jaha mujhe kam na karna pade,Log apna kam khud kare aur mujhe paise bhi de. SWAMIJI-Ja beta,SULABH SHOUCHALAY me Naukri kar le..

Santa: Dr.sahab main jb BV ko kiss karta hu to us k muh se
Smell aati hai.
Dr.“kamal hai jb mainne check kya tha tb to lipstick ki khushbu aarahi thi”

Dadi ko "BHAGWAT GEETA" ka path karte dekh pota apni ma se bola- Ma dadi kon se xam ki Tyaari kar rahi he, Ma boli- Beta dadi "FINAL" ki tyari kar rhi he...g.m