Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 53

7 Cheeze jab khatm ho jati hai to bahut takleef hoti hai
1-PYAAR
2-RISHTA
3-SCHOOL LIFE
4-DOSTI
5-PAISE
6-SMS PACK
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7-TOILET ME PANI

Munni Itni Badnaam Hai K
Har Ghante Ek Bari Mumbai Ke
Hr Radio Station Me Jaa K Aati Hai
Bhaut Bigdeli Ladki Hai
Iski Shadi Ab Naa Honi Hai

Nimbu ko aam kisne kiya
Nimbu ko aam kisne kiya
Acp says daya pata karo akhir munni ko badnaam kisne kiya.

1-5Yr Girls Love MOM

6-15 Girls Love DAD


16-25 Girls Love ME


26-50 Girls Love HUSBAND

Ab Bachi

51-70 Girls



Tera B To Haq Bnta H Yar.

Wo Chaku Chalate Gae
Hm Ansu Bahate Gae
UnkoNa Thi Mre AnsuoKi Fikr
Akhir Hmko Bolna Pada




Ay pagaL AbTo piyaaz Kaatna Bandh kr.

CHIPKALI ko ubaal k dhoop me sukha k
chips jesa crunchi hone k baad
Ketchup ooper dal k khaya jye to





ULTI aa jati h
Eeeww...yakh.

RIN nhi h GHADI se KAPDA dhona padega

RIN nhi h GHADI se KAPDA dhona pdega

ACP SAYS ABIJIT DAYAA nhi h aaj tumhe hi darwaja todna padega

Rajnikanth in BIG BOSS'S house
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Day 1 - 9 A.M
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Rajnikanth chahte hain ki Big Boss confession room mein aayein:-)

Puchta Hai Jab Koi Ke Duniya Me
Mohabbat Hai
Kaha...?

Muskura Deta Hu Main
Or Yaad Aa Jaati Hai
"Maa"
aur

us

Ki Beautiful Si
Hone Wali BAHU....

Agr muje 100 jawan ladke mile to me Deshko Powrful bna skta hu
-Vivekanand

Agr muje 100 Jwan ladkia mile to me nya desh bna Skta hu


thats th sprit

La Ka Duka Taka Saka HoHoHoHoHo
Gana Gana Dalo Wasandra

Kaisa Laga Song Mera
Nahi Sumjh Aya



Agar Yahi Song Shakira Gati To Bahut Acha Lgta

Agar free h to call me plz,mere phone me bal nhi h
Its urgnt, mjhe tjhse ek personal advice leni h.
























TajMahal bik raha hai
kharid lu kya?

Tu hai besharam tu hai behaya

Tu hai besharam tu hai behaya

Tu hai besharam tu hai behaya




Sunny ka baap dharam, abhishek ki maa jaya;

Aapke liye jaan kaun de sakta hai?
Select any number-
1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Plz Reply...
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Mat karna!
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Apko koi 2 rupay na de,
jaan kaun dega

Last night I dreamt tat,I was walking wid GOD n I told him tat I ve a friend like u den he smiled n said-'Beta sab pichle janam ka paap hai.'

Hey, by 26 Sept my no. will b off. I'm goin to dehli for 1yrs.
Keep mising me... I'll mis u.




























Kal raat yeh khwab aya tha.
Aaj dekho shyad London jaau.

Agar 500 ke note ko check karna ho to?
Uske 10 fold karke uspar 20 mukke maaro.
Fir note ko kholo.
Agar GandhiJi ka chasma toot jaye to?
Samajhna note nakli hai

Why boys call all girls ITEM?bcozITEM means MAALMAAL means PAISAPAISA means LAXMIor grl to ghar ki laxmi hoti hto hui na ITEM.Rista wahi soch nai.

Bus ke driver aur conductor me kya fark hai?


Guess?

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Conductor soya to kisi ka ticket nahi katega,


Aur?







Driver soya to sabka ticket cut jayega..

Frnd 1- Mere pass Twittr hai, Facebook hai, youtube hai, Orkut hai, Skype hai,Tere paas kya hai?
Frnd 2- Mere paas kaam dhandhe hai!

Dedicated 2 all MATHS Studnts:-
Fact Of Our Lyf
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Humne 9th me MATHS Li...
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Aur uske baad SE aaj tak MATHS hamari JAAN Le rahi hai!!

Yeh sms jin "khubsurat" logo ko milta hai,
woh 5 sec baad behosh ho jata hain,
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Nhi behosh hue na,
"khubsurat" hote to behosh hote na.

1bat puchu?
Mazaq me mat talna Golmol jawab nhi chlega
Dekho kuch bate Zindgi me bahut Aham hoti hai
Sach Sach batao




Is Diwali pr Nahaoge na?

Badam Khane Se Dimag Me Moch Askti He
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Socho Kese
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Simple
Badam Khane Se Dimag Tez Dorega
Or Tez Dorne Se Moch Askti Hai.:-)

SHER
chupkarSHIKAR
nahikarte
BUJDIL
kabhi
khulkar
VAAR
nahi
karte
Aur
DOST
HUM
to
woh
H
jo
"HAPPY
DIWALI"
kehne
ke
liye
5
NOV.
ka
INTEZAR
nahi KARTE!.

Laal Baig Ko Milk
Main Ubaal Kr
Dhoop Mein Sukha
Kr Laal Mirchon K
Sath Pees Kr Ankhon
Pr Lagany Se
Nazer Kamzor
Nahe Hoti.

"SOHAIL KHAN KE JAAN LEVA TOTKE"

(!!_!!)crying

(~_~)angry
(-_-)bored
('~')proud

("_")sad
("=")happy

('?')confused

(-.-)sleepy

Jaisi marzi shkal banalo MERE SMS TO AYENGE..!

Zindagi Ka Usool
Agr koi tumhe patthar mare to tumhara farz hai k tum us par,

Phool phenko,

Lekin'
Yad rahe,






Phool gamle samait phekna hai :-)

Ladies Ko Petrol Pump K Bahar Q Utar Diya Jata He.?




QKi



Petrol Pump Par Likha Hota He
Aag Lagane Wali Cheje Bahar Rakhe

Maa kya hoti h?,............socho..........papa ki wife,kabhi kabhi dimag se bhi socha kro.