Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 57

BOY-Duniya Bhulai Mene Tere Liye

Jannate Sajai Mene Tere Liye


Par Tune Kya Kia Mere Liye



GIRL-Munnii..

Badnaam Hui, Darling Tere Liye .

Aisi wani boliye ki

jamkar jhagda hoye...

Gaur farmayen!
Aisi wani boliye ki jamkar jhagda hoye..

par usse na boliye jo apse Tagda hoye..

Cigrate bahut buri chiz hai.Jo hamare desh ko barbad kar raha hai. Aao hum milke ise khatam kare
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Ek packet tum khatam karo ek packet hum khatam kare..

Maine tumse pyar kiya abla samjker.
Pita tere baap ne muze tabla samjker.

arz hai..''
us ne chupke se meri girlfriend ka number nikal liya ae dost......
aur aaj wo apni hi bahan ko sms kar ke kush hota he.

serious comedy kab hoti hai?
jab comedy karne wale ki comedy sun ke public ko gussa aa jaye aur vo usse pit de usse serious comedy kahate hai

1 Cgrte apki zindgi 5 min kam karti hai or 1 Smile apki zindgi ka 10 min badhati hai. Moral:Haste-2 Cgrte pite raho
To bhi 5 min ka fayda hoga.

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<')I('> Oye
_/''/_Hello

Sun rahe ho ya nhi
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Aaj mujhe msg aapke padosi karenge kya.?
KAMAAL Hai...
Zimmedari ka koi ehsaas hi nhi hai..?

Dur se dekha barish ho raha hai
Dur se dekha barish ho raha hai
Samne gaya bhig gaya

. Zindagi hai toh khawab hai khawab hai toh mazil hai ,mazile hai to raste hai to fasle hai ,fasle hai to muskile hai muskie hai to “main hu na”

Surat aapki Bholi Bhali,
Vasta bhi nirala hai
sakl vaise kali hai
bs pauder ka ujala hai

ReaL_StaR
GIRLs KI PROBLEM:

-Simple ladka pasand nhi

-Modern ladka HA nhi bolta

Or

-Mohan-
Kisi Ko Lift Nahi Deta..

Mere Pairon Se Us Waqt Zamen Nikal Gai aeDOSTO

Jub Usne Kaha

I Love U Jaan !

Wala SMS

Ghalti Se Apko Send Ho Gya Tha
Bhai Jaan

Munni vol 2:

Munni badnam hui Darling tere liye

Munni ke daat hai pile, gaal chamkile , sing nukile re...

Wo jungli saand hui darling tere liye..!!

Is
Msg
Ko
0pen
N
Kre

Bola Tha
Fir B 0pen Kiya
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Ye Mobile Ko Bigadne Wale VIRUS he
Mera Kaam Ho Gya
Ab Aap Jano

Koi Diwani Apko Hr Tarf Dhund Rhi He,
Apke Vzud ko Bekrari Se Puch Rhi He,
Khuda Apko Slamat rkhe,

Suna He Mayawatiji Apne Liye Dulha Dhund Rhi He..

Kash
Ye
Fasle
Na
Hote
Kash
Hum
Dur
Na
Hote
Kash
Tum
Or
Hum
Sath
Hote
To
call,sms k paise bach jate
Or
Dono
Is paise se Horlicks pite.
EPANG UPANG JHAPANG.
sorry

NOTICE:-

Kaha Ho Itne Dino Se SMS ki Class Se Absent Ho,Agr Aj MSG School Me Nai Aae To Apka Naam SMS class Se Kat Dia Jayga.
Frm: Ur PRINCIPAL

Wedding is the only day when a boy stand on a stage and watch other girls dressed beautifully nd think "yeh maal engagement se pehle kyu nhi dikha

r u fedup with the machchars...sone me takleef hoti hai.. to koi baat nahi machcharo ke sone ke baad so jana..

girl:- tu mere liye kya karega?

boy:-kya karu?

girl: mere liye chand laake dega?

boy:- laake to dunga, par phir pruthvi ke aaju-baju mein kya tera baap ghoomega?

Safedi Se Chamak Rahe The Budiya K Baal..

Wah.. Wah..

Safedi Se Chamak Rahe The Budiya K Baal..

Is Kaal Kaal Me Hum Tum Kare Dhamaal

CID + 3idiot PJ
kandho ko kitabo k boj ne jhukaya,

wah wah

kandho ko kitabo k boj ne jhukaya,

ACP to daya: tum khuni ko pakdo
me mutra visarjan karke aaya.

BOY to GIRL FRIEND - Koi aisi baat kaho, jismei dukh B ho aur khushi Bhi.

Girl - I LOVE U. . . . .

Bhaiya...

Ek tha Chooha.
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.Bas Ek hi tha
aur nahi tha

Kamzor dil wale ye msg na padhe...
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“DOST”

500 ka balance to dalwa do. ;->

Dheeru bhai ambaani Ka Aakhri Sapna Tha..Ki har "DEHAATI" k haath me Mobile Ho.
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Aur dekho aaj Tumne unka aakhri Sapna Poora Kar Diya..|

Ladkiyan ek dosre ko gift deti hain

Flower,

Perfume,

Necklece,

Earrings

Suit,

Ladke kya gift dete hain ek dosre ko?

Ye le Ladki ka number,bas mera nam mat lena.

Are o Friendwa.!
Kaisn ho.?
Kauno baat pe Naraj ho ka.?Tohar SMSwa ka Darshan kiye ek jamana beet gawa re
Tanik ek-dui SMSwa bhijwai do hamar Tuntuniya ma.

Dekho wo ladki kitni jhakkas hai

Gor farmaye

Dekho wo ladki kitni jhakkas hai

Bacho kal tumhari 1 ghante ki extra class hai.