Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 56

DABANG SMS:
Agr tumne hume sms nhi kiya to tumhare mobile me hum itne chhed karenge ki confujiya jaoge ki charger kaha lagaye or earphone kaha lagaye.

<('',)> Kaan
(( Khol Kr
JL Sunlo





Agr 5Minte Me Koi Sms Nhi Aaya




To?



To?

6Minte K Baad Kr Dena
Koi Jaldi Wali Baat Nhi H

________ ,__/!_!_!_!_!_L) L_@======@ YE MERI PRSNAL CAR HAI. APKO GIFT ME DE RAHa HU,BAS PROMISE KRO KI AAJ K BAD RICKSHA K PICHE NAHI LATKOGE.

Hey Friends
I'm Switching Off My Cell Due 2 Xams As I Have 2 Work Hard.
Plz Contact Me After
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15 Mins Tab Tak Mera Bhoot Utar Jayega..

KHUSH KHABRI. Subah Subah ab toilet jane ki jarurat nhi.
kyonki..?
BUMPER offer. 'ab huggis sirf 2O rupye me..'
"KAR LO TATTI CHADDI ME">.

1+1= ?
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Sharam karo yaar...!iska answer bhi is mobile par dhund rahe ho ??
naam duba diya school ka

Mat karna in ladkiyo pe aetbar mere bhai ye ladkiya bhut stati hai ricarg tum karwa ke dete ho aur no. Mera lgati hai

USA Mn Doctarz Ke Aik Team Ny Research Ki Or Akhir Is Natijay Par Ponchy K
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MSG Karny Sy MOUT Nhi Ati.

When U Feel sad,
Go Infront Of mirror,
Look At urself Say I Am so Cute.
U Will smile automatically.
But don't Make It habit,
Bcoz roz Roz Mazaak Achha nahi hota..

Jab Mai Chota tha Na....

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Tab bhi bahut kamina tha, Aise hi Sab ko Tang karta tha.

Ladke Ladkiyo Se Jyada Dayalu Hote Hai
Kaise?
Ladki Kabhi Anjan Ladke Ki Help Nhi Karti
Aur Ladka Har Ajnan Ladki Ko Help K Liye Ready Hai.

Main aur tum,
tum aur main,
yani hum dono,
aaj raat ko,
ek baje k baad,
akele main,
chup k se,
bistar pe late k,
ek dosre ko,
SmS karain gey.

Koi fail hota he to koi pass hota he,
koi fail hota he to koi pass hota he,
Magar 'Girl Friend' usiko milti he,
Jiske pas 'NAVRATARI ka 'xtra pass' hota he.

Aapko phone kiya to network bola,
namaskar, paglo ki duniya me aapka swagat hai,
aap jis pagal se baat karna chahte hai
is waqt uska DIMAAG switch off hai plz try later

Bhagwan ka diya
Sab kuch h,
Balance h,
Phone h,
Network h,
Itna rutba h,
miss call kaur to msg ki line lag sakti h

Bas 1 aap ke msg ki kami Hai...

maine tujhe dil diya tere baap ne mujhe peeta
maine tujhe dil diya tere baap ne mujhe peeta
tan ki shakti man ki shakti bornvita

Talented Pj Ever
What is the Age of Ranbir Kapoor in Ajeb prem Ki Ghazab kahani?

12

Guess how?




Coz he sing

"13" honay Laga Hu.

ek do din se bimar tha. isiliye ek baba ke pass gaya. usne kaha ek bhoot ka saya he, isi waqt kisi gor papi ko sms karo

Ek bakra kisi k haatho katne se pahle kaun sa gaana gayega...?

"kar chale ham fida_jaan_o_tan sathiyon.. ..
Ab tumhare hawale ye_"MATAN" saathiyon".Sahi hai na

Apna Purse kholo Or usme se 1000 Ka Note Nikalo..

Gandhiji Ka Photo Dekh Kar Bolo " Happy Birthday " BAPU"

Wo Note Le Kar Kal Milo " Birthday CELEBRETE Karenge.

<(-.-)>chingu
<('.')>pingu
<(*_*)>mingu

Kya ye bacche apke hain, agar nahi to aage bhej do, jiske honge rakh lega.
Surat mil rhi thi to lga apke honge..

Population control system
in Pakistan HUM
DO
HAMAARE
DO

Uske baad jitne ho, ATANKWADI bana do!

Rooh kaanp gyi jb Banta ne Santa ki
daadi se kaha="Daadi koi purana gana to sunao."





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Daadi boli= Munni badnaam hui, darling tere liye....!!

Kabhi hath pe
kabhi hont pe
kbhi ankh pe
kabhi naak pe


kiss
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kiss
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kiss
kiss kadar makhiyan tang krti h apko?
Nahaoge nhi to aisa hi hoga.???

Kya Aap Marne Ke Baad Bhi Sexy Ladkiya dekhna Chahte Hain?

" DONATE UR EYES"
Social Msg Ko bhi Kamine logon ke liye interesting banakar Bhejna Padta hAI....

Life mai
Paisa,
Pyaar,
Dosti,

Sab aate hain jate hain,

Par

Tute hue daant kabhi wapas nahi aatey!

Samajhdar ho, ummid hai sms bhejte rahoge.

ye msg un logo ko bhejo jo is Bhuri Duniya M Rehte Huye BBahut Ache H Maine Apko Bhej Diya
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Galti Se.....

DIL He To Pyar H
Pyar He To IshQ h
IshQ He To Mohbat H
Mohbat He To Dard H.
Dard He To"ZANDU-BAAM" H
Or...
Zandu baam he to MUNNI BADNAM he!

1 Bacha Bahut Der Se Ro Rha Tha
Ma Ne Pucha"Mele Lal Ko Ky Chahiye?
Toffee
Biscuit
Ya
Chocolate.
Bacha:"Bas 1 sanam chahiye,
ashqi k liye.
:-)

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