Funny Hindi Quotes - Page 56

Hamari yaadon mein aansoo bahakar to dekho,
SMS to kya call bhi karoonga,
Ek baar mere mobile ka bill chukakar to dekho...

Mai or woh

Oooooo....
Hum dono akele

Oooooo...
Raat ka wqt

Ohho....
Barish shru

Ohhhoooo...
Dono Bheegy huay

Wah g

Kampte huay badan
Oooooo...

Wo pas aya

Ohh God
Dil ghabraya

Haaye...
Sansain tez

Oooh
Ohh plz kuch kar na day

Aur paas aya

Haaye pihr kiya


Us ne mu khola aur..

Aur

Aur



Aur
Bola wo wo
Ha ha ha ha...

rathbhar sms kiya to rat kat gai

rathbhar sms kiya to rat kat gai

Subhah Ballance dekh to wat lag gai

Whenever any beautiful girl calls u "BHAI".

Never get upset..

"BHAI" is an abbreviation of:

B-Beautiful
H-Husband
A-Amongst
I-Ideals

So
keep making SISTERS!

kisi ko pareshsn karne k '7' tarike ----->





















ye pehla hai'
'6' phir kabhi bata donga

jap aap sms nahi karte itna gusssa aata hai dil to karta hai chappll utar kar


















jute pehan lu aur aapse milne aa jau

Nepali anthem!
shuno gorse duniya walo,Chahe kitne mahel bnalo,uske age park bnalo,
uske age gate laga lo.
uske age honge hum NEPALI
OSHAABJI

"Mujhe Dhundo"




"Kya hua thak gaye"



"To phir Dhundo"




"AB REHNE DO"




""HUM DILON MEIN REHTE HAIN MOBILE ME NAHI""

Rab kare apko sab kuch mile
Shakti
Bhakti
rupya
Bangala
Style
Smile
Popularity
Car
Pyar

Or kya Dekh rahe ho kuch Reh Gya
LALCHI

Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te,
kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye,
Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te,
kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye,
Woh to humhe naa mili………………
Magaar hum kutton ke Sardaar ho gaaye!!!

Nokrani: Begum Sb Blanket Khirki
Se Gir Gya Hai


Malkan: Oh Ye Tum Ne Kiya Kr Diya
. Munne Ko Thand Lag Jaye Gi

Nokrani: Fikr Mt Karain
Muna B Blanket Me Hai.

faltoo ke log, faltu duniya...duniya faltu, faltu tum, aur hum tumare pyar me gum

Ek Zaruri Suchna
Ek Zaruri Suchna-
Driving Karte SaMay,
Sharab Matt Piyo,


Kyun Ki,

Kyun Ki,


SPEED BREAKER
Aa Jaane Se
Bottle Gir Sakti Hai.

shampen me hai shyam, bramha base beer me, desi me hanuman kis kis ka tyag karu har botal me bhagwan..

4 saal- btech
8 ladaiyan - semester
46 dushman- exams
25 tanks-lab
138 goliyan-internal
aur sirf 1 janbaaj

i am proud to be a engineer

Excellent mind,pyara sa chera,mithi awaaj,
masoom aankhe,perfect personality,khushmijaz
ye to hue meri baat or batao...Kaise ho aap??

Sardar Journalist: Laloo Ji, hamare desh mein divorce ke cases badte hi ja rahe hain. Aapko kya sochte ho, iska main karan kya hai.

Laloo: Marriage !

Bania's son: Daddy meri dur ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banva do.

Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Voh dekh kya hai?

Son: Suraj

Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai tu.

Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain. 10% interest ke hisab se voh 1 saal bad loan vapis karte hain. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?

Bania's son: Kutch bhi nahi.

Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.

Banis's son: Me to maths janta hu, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.

Bania's Son: Papaji bahar swimming pool k liye chanda mang rahe he..

Kanjus Bania: Koi baat nahi Beta, Ek lota paani de de.

Ek train bohot time baad chali.

Muslim kehta: Ya Ali bla tali.

Hindu kehta: Jai Bajrang Bali.

Sardarji : Arre Ali aur Bali, train apni nahi, saath vali chali !!!

What does ILU means?


I= I

L= Love

U=Urdu

So I love urdu…
tum kya samjhey they…
I love ullu..
to haan mein tum say bhi pyar karta hoon

Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai


Aankhon Me Sharafat,

Chaal Me Nazakat,

Dil Me Sachai,

Cheray Par Safai,


Isi Liye Tou .
.
.
.
.

Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai
“BHAI”

Teacher: Nisar, tum kab paida hue the?
Nisaar: Jawan janemanm haseen dilruba, mile do dil jawan, "Nisaar Ho Gaya".....

Mere hath me Tera hath ho,
Tere hath me baju wale ka hath ho..or uske hath me mera hath ho,
Fir...
Fir kya??


Milake Gol-Gol rani khelenge..

Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bath tub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

life of a student-
wallet hai, paise nahi
lect hai, attendance nahi
mobile hai, balance nahi
frnds hai, GF nahi
exam hai, tension nahi
padna hai, par mood nahi

PAGGL 1- Mein is mental hospital me naya hu. Muje Pagalo k Sardar se milna hai..

PAGAL 2- Ssshh..
Chup....! Aawaz Mat karo BOSS Msg Padh Rahe Hai..........

1chipkali ne gana sunaya to baki sari chipkaliya zamin pe gir gai. Puchon kaise?
Kyonki baki sabhi chipkaliyo ne uske lie taaliya bajai

ANOTHER DEFINITION OF BHAIYA

B- BADA

H- HANDSOM

A- AUR

I- INTELLIGENT

Y- YAAR

A- APNA

Lets Plan For A Movie 2day

R U Free?

If Yes..


Tum Apne Tv Pe Dekho,

Mein Apne Tv Pe Dekhunga

parents hav many
options 4 us like
Poison
Sleeping Pills
Hanging by Neck
Throwing 4 Building
But they choose
EDUCATION
socha
Tarpa Tarpa Kar Maren Ge

Premika- main Maa Banne wali hun
Premi- kay bakvas kar rahi ho
KAHANI ME TWIST
Premika- Bakvas nahi, me tumhare bap se shadi karke tumhari maa banne wali hun.

A Gud frnd is 1 who tels u study wel.But a best frnd is 1 who stands in ur exam hall n saya- abeaur kitna likhega chal bahar aa sari ladkiyan ja rahi hai.

Subha SmS,Sham SmS,
Din men SmS,Rat men SmS,
Ghar men SmS,Office men SmS,
Jeena SmS,Marna SmS,

Aakhir kya hy SMS…….???

S = sab ko

M = Mast ho k

S = Satao….

Meharban
Kadradan

Dekhiye Mere SMS Ka Kamal

Ghanti Bajegi
Bandar Nachega Mobile Uthayega
SMS Padhega

Muskurayega
Ab Bandar Forward Kar K Hosiyari Dikhaiga.

Dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil
dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re
Arrey chakkar aa gaya.

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jackie chan ka letter hain usne mujhe bheja tha

Count these stars on d screen
*****************************

Arre mamu! Subah ho gayi!
Ab din me bhi taare ginne lage?

Dosti me baat karo jaise FULL TALKTIME
Yaad karo jaise FREE ROAMING
Pyaar karo jaise FOR LIFETIME
Jhagda karo jaise NO COVERAGE
Aur hanso jaise TOLL FREE..

Do u knw k glass tute to kiya awaz ati hai?



Dhuz?

No

Thish?


Nahi bahi

Mummy ki awa ati he!

Nalayak firse kya thoda????

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padte raho sari rat

log kehte hain...
MARD KO DARD NAHI!
main kehta hu...
DONO TAANGON K BEECH MAARO,
AGAR DARD NAHI TO MARD NAHI!

Ek friend dusre se- yaar ab to biwi le hi aao.
dusra friend- main bhi yahi soch raha hun par samajh nahi aata kiski le aaun.

sardar goes in a party with faimly.dance karte karte sardar or sardarini dono gum ho jate hai to manager bolta hai sardar ka to pta nahi lekin sardarini sms pad rhi hai

Wife:
Aap bahut mote ho gae ho
Santa:
Tum bhi to kitni
moti ho gai ho
Wife:
Mai to maa banne wali hu
Santa:
Mai b to baap banne wala hu

Jab Aap hamse ruth jaoge Jab Aap hamse khafa ho jaoge
Jab Aap hame bhul jaoge Tab gaal pe aisa thapad padega ki sab yaad aa jayega.

Aye mere sms
mere dost ke paas jana
wo so raha ho to shor na machana,
jab wo jage to dheere se muskurana
aur kehna kanjoooooooooos miss call to do

Santa- Muje Phone Par Dhamkiya Mil Rahi He!

Police- Kaun He Wo...

Santa- Vodafone Wale, Bolte He Bill Na Bhara To Kaat Denge