Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 50

7 step of life..
1. Studies
2. Games
3. Entertainment
4. Love
5 6 7 .
what are you searching?
Life ends when love starts.

New style of proposing.
Boy: Can I take ur photo.
Girl: Why?
Boy: Just wanted to show my children how their mom looked in her younger age.

Work hard,but make time for your love,friends and family,Nobody remembers powerpoint Presentation on ur dying day....

You are a DOG ??
D = Darling
O = Of
G = Girls
Now u r smiling na?
Am i right??

yes !! I knew it!!
The world will not end in 2012 -

I just found a bottle of ketchup that expires in 2013...

ta ta ta ta ta ta ta TA ta ta ta ta ta ta
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Wat is d moral of this line....????
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Anek "ta" me ek "TA"

If any of my msgs are boring to u...


If any of my msgs are disturbing u...


Dont hesitate and dont feel angry
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"U have freedom to throw ur mobile..."

I like u

I miss u

I love u

I find u my best friend.

I respect u

I care u

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These are all examples of present indefinite tense

Luv nvr dies.It rmains 4evr
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Only...
Partner chngs.
So,keep luving d LATEST VERSION.
Ye hai YOUNGISTAN meri jaan..
;-);-);-)

The basic fact of relation between Bhagwaan & Insaan;

Bhagwaan gives , gives , gives & forgives…

Insaan:gets , gets ,gets & forgets…….

Imagine
U & me join NASA

After 1 month
The Americans will have to change the name 4rm NASA to..

SATYANASA

A true husband is one who lays down the laws for his wife...and then accepts all her amendments!

Men R very kind while women r very mean.
Proof: Most women Don't Like 2 Help Unknown Men..But All Men R Always There 2 Help Any KNOWN/UNKNOWN Women...

RISK is my life!
IMPOSSIBLE is
my love!

POSSIBLE is my
aim!

DANGEROUS is
my game!
Don't play wid me
Bcoz.
Santi iz My Name

If u r with 1 girl its Anand...
If u r with 2 girls its Mahanand...
If u r with 3 girls its Parmanand but
If u r with many girls then u must b Swami Nityanand.

Meaning of P_A_K_I_S_T_A_N
P-Pyare?
A-Aman?
K-Khushhaali?
I-Insaaf?
S-shanti?
T-Tarakki?
A-Ahinsa?
N-Not available here?

Good Day..

The real problem does not start when a boy starts looking at girl.
It begins when she turn back and gives a smile.

I'm worried about 100 mts race at commonwealth,They might fix a Board Near Start Line " GO SLOW,MEN AT WORK...

A Sign At A Petrol pump ...


"Plz ... Don't Smoke Here ... Your Life May Be Worthless,
But
Petrol Certainly Isn't...!"

Physics would hav been mch bttr if tree fel on Newton's head instead of an apple....

what is swarg?
american salary,
british house,
chinese food,
indian wife,
what is nark?
american wife,
british food,
chinese house,
indian salary

lions sleep 18 hrs a day...If hardwork was key 2 success ... donkey would hav been the king of d jungle...

25 year man: when i was cute child every girl wants to kiss me and I allowed them now i want to kiss every girl but they dont allow me.. Moral of the story: Girls are selfish

You know a
Crazy fact of todays generation
:Once upon a time, GIRLS used to cook like their mothers.
But now they drink like their Fathers...!!!

Pessimist :A person who says that O
is last letter in ZERO, Instead of

the first letter in word

OPPORTUNITY.

1 Din Muje chand Ne Kaha
Tere Dost
Pagal H
Matlbi H
Chalu H
kanjus H
Maine Chand Ko Ghoora
or Gusse M Kaha


Mujhe Pata H
Jale pe namak mat chhidak.

Origin Of The Word POLITICS Is Quite Funny!

Its Latin & Made Up Of Two Words;
‘POLI’ Means ‘Many’
&
…’TICS’ Means ‘Blood Sucking Creatures’

Good Parents says do only arrange marriage, Better parents says do whatever u like, but best parents says "beta LUV tum karo Arrange hum kara denge.... :-)

A short cute proverb...
:'U must learn lesson from others mistakes...tooo'
bcoz u'll not get tym n oppertunity to do all d mistakes by urself...!!

When Alchohol is consumed,
Whatever is in the mind comes out...


So I suggest all students to drink before writing da exams.