Hindi Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 36

SNTA-Tum 1 bar me kitne admi utha skte ho?
PAHLWAN-kam se kam 15
SNTA-Dhat tumse acha to mera murga h jo subah pure muhalle ko utha deta he.

Santa k truck p
Likha tha
Chota Pariwar
Sukhi Pariwar
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Or
Niche Likha tha..
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Tinu
Minu
Chintu
Chiki
Pinky
Guddu
Babli
Pappu
Sonu
Monu
De
"PAPPA di GADDI."

2 ullu ped par ulte tange the
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acchanak unme se 1 sidha khada ho jata hai
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1st ullu - kya hua?
2nd ullu - kuch nahi chakkar aa gaye

Nepali ko chirag mila.
Jin nikla bola: 3 wish mango!
Np:
1.Ek Bara bangla
2.Ush men khoob daulatmnd aadmi



3.Ushka Chokidar humko bana do.
;-)

Ladke wale Ladki k ghar aaye Or Pucha...

''Ladki kuch karti bhi hai...??''
Ladki ki Maa - Han Ji...
11 Rupes Main Pure 1100 SMS Krti hai wo bhi 7 din me..

GOLU-batao raste k dono tarf ped kyu hote he
MOLU-polution kam karne k liye
GOLU-Galat
kyuki agar ped raste me hote to gadiya kase jayegi

Patni: Aaj Maine Duniya Ki Sabse Khubsurat Mahila Ko Dekha.
Pati: Fir Kya Hua?
Patni: Fir Mai Aiane Ke Samne Se Hat Gayi

RAAZ-Tumhari ankhen ktni hasen hai
Grl-Choro na
RAAZ-Tumhare bal ktne khubsurat hai
Grl-Choro na,Aap B
RAAZ-Itne der se chor hi rha tha

Santa- Tum Jo Bol Rahe Ho Mujhe Sunai Nahi De Raha Hai.
thoda Sor se Bolo to awaz aaye
Banta- Main To Chewing Gum Chaba Raha Hu.

GOLU :chilkay samait KELA kha raha tha.

MOLU: Is ko cheel to lo.

GOLU: Cheelne ka kia zarurat hai,hum ko yaqeen hai is k andar KELA he hai.:-)

Raman: Kal Maine Dekha, 4 Aadmi Ek Saath Swimming Pool Me Koode,
Magar Sirf Ek Ke Baal Gile Huye,
Bolo Kaise?
Chaman: Baaki 3 Ganje Honge

Teacher 2 GOLU : Jis admi k Dono Hath na hon usay English main kya kahein ge?
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GOLU:
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HANDS FREE !!!

Math Teacher to Boy-
Jayda Awaaz Mat kr
Warna 2 Bar Diffrentiate krke 1 bar Integrate kr dunga
Boy- Sir Maine b "e" Ki Power x hu Jo karna kar lo

Tcher To Studnts:
Art Ki Copy Per Train Bnao Me 5mins Me Arahi Hun.

10min Baad,
Tcher: Train Dikhao?

St: Aap Late Hogayin Train 5min Pehle Hi Chale Gaye :

Baap:beta koi bat nhi tmhari qismat me fail hona likha tha ho gye
Beta:ye to acha hua dad maine pura saal nai padha warna sari mehnat bekar ho jati.

MATHS Teacher to our brilliant pathan...
How can u distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally?










PATHAN- Juice bana K...

Santa-Omlet Lekar Aao
Waiter-Kaun Sa? Spanish Ya Italian
S-Koi B Mujhe Khana H, Usase Baat Nhi Krni

Ek Aadmi Jyotishi Se- Meri Shaadi Kyon Nahin Ho Rahi Hai.?

Jyotishi- Kaise Hogi.. Kundli Mein Sukh Hi Sukh Jo Likha Hai.!

Raman: Meri Patni 9 Ghante Se Khamosh Hai
Dr: To Mere Paas Kyo Aaye Ho, World Record Walo Ke Paas Jao.

Rekha- Pehle Mere Pati Bhaag-Bhaag Kar Meri Har Farmaeesh Poori Karte They
Saheli- Aur Ab.?
Rekha- Ab Farmaeesh Sunte Hi Bhaag Jaate Hai.

Beta papa se kahta hai papa mai jab business karunga to achche achche ke hath me katora pakada dunga.
Papa: kaise?
Beta: Gol gappe bechkar...

Teacher Itihas Rochak Hai,
Isme Atit Ki Jankari Milti Hai.
Student Mujhe Nahi Padhna,
Kyoki Isme Koi Future Nahi Hai.

1st Behra:
Kya Tum Mumbai Ja Rahe Ho?
2nd Behra:
NaHi,
ME To Mumbai JaRaha Hu
1st Behra:
Accha,
ME Samjha Tum Mumbai JaRahe HO.!!

To Reduce Depression Of Students, Sir Showed Them 3 Idiots
Sir- What Did U Learn 4m D Movie?
Students- KISS Karte Waqt Naak Beech Me Nahi Aati

Beta-
Me Bada Ho K
Air Force Me Jaunga
Maa-
Mujhe Kaise Pata Chalega
K Ye Mere Bete Ka Plane He?
Beta- Me Guzarte Waqt
Ghar Pe BOMB Fek Dunga

Ramesh: Meri Biwi Kahti H Ki Usne Mere Jaisa Koi Dusra Aadmi Nhi

Dekha?
Raman: Kya Wo Kabhi Chidiyaghar Nahi Gayi Kya?

Customer-Ye bakra kitne ka hai
kasai:-Rs.500. Customer:- Itna sasta.
kasai:-China ka hai koi gurantee nahi hai, ho sakta hai kal bhokne lage

father: Tumhari mmumy ne mera dil tod diya, isliye mai sharab p rha hu.
sonu:mummy ne meri pocket money b rok d, isliye mere liye b 1 glass lagao papa.

Pappu prays 4 2 hours daily
Hey Bhagwan meri lotery lagade!
After 1 hour bhagwan angrily appears & says
"ticket to lele bhikaari"

Santa-Tumne Kabhi Koi Larki Phansai hai?

Banta-Yaar Larki To Maine Phansa li thi.

Par Tum Logo ne ye Mohalla hi Chor Diya. :-)