Hindi Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 37

santa- Ye mera Door ka bhai ha
Man- Dur ka me Smjha nhi
Santa- Iske or humare darmiyan 13 Behane ha

Girl:
aap Ka Mobile Bohat Acha Hey Kitney ka Liya

Boy:
Race Mey Jeeta Hey

Girl:
Wow
Race Me Kitne Log They

Boy:
3 Police Waley 1 Mobile Shop Wala Or Main.:)

Pati- Aaj Kiska Chehra Dekha Tha.
Sara Din Khane Ko Nahi Mila.
Patni- Bedroom Ka Aaina Hata Do.
Warna Roz Yahi Hal Hoga. , :)

Girl:
Jaanu,
Agar tumhara sms nahi aya tho mein Roti nhi khaungi

Boy:
Sach?

Girl:
Haa,
Mei sirf Paneer partha, Ice-cream Kha Ke Guzara Karlungi

Doctor Tum to Mamuli Pith Dard Bata Rahe The
Lekin Tumhari to Dhadkan Bhi Kafi Badhi Hui Hai...

Banta-Wo 2 Apki Fees Dekhkar Bdhi Hai.

Boy : Why
You Did Not Close Your Eyes
When
I Kisses You ?
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Girl : Kaminey .. Last Time Eyes
Close Ki Thi, Tab Tu Ne Mere
Purse
Se 500 Rupy Chura Liye The

Judge-Tumne Dn me Chori Karne Ki Himat kaise ki?
Chor- Mujhe is baat ka dar tha ki
Raat ko Mujhe akela Paakar Koi Loot na le..

Boy: Yaar Bohat Mushkil Hai ''Teacher'' Se Pyar Karna.

Friend- Kyu?
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Boy- Love Letter Bheja Tha Assignment Samajh Kar Check Kar Dia..!!
Or Boli Handwriting Improve Karo

Pita Tum Pass Nahi Hue Ho Tumhara Naam Paper Me Nahi Hai
Beta Sabhi Panne Bhare Hue Hain,
Ab Mera Naam Kahan Likhte.?

lecature k darmayan aik larka uath kar cahla gaya
teacher; yea keo uth kar cahla gaya? larke ka dost; sir is ko nend me cahlny ki adat ha

Dad: Beta Apko School Jana Kaisa Laga?
Beta: Suchl Jana Acha Laga Aur Schl Se Lautna Bhi Acha Laga.
Bas Beech Ka Samay Hi Acha Nahi Laga.

Shadi k bad pehli rat dulha kamray me atay huye
chair se takra k gir gya

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Dulhan: (ghabratay huye) aray shahid BHAI Aagaye ap

MORAL:Aur kro khandaan me shadi..!

Santa Amrud bech rha tha
Banta- Agar amrud me kida nikla to?
Santa-To saaf baat hai...
Phale Hi Bol dete hai
hum kide ke alag Paise Lenge

santa daru pee k tala kholne laga, hath kapne ki vajah se tala nhi khula,
banta- mai khol du,
santa- mai khol lunga, tu ghar ko pakad, sala bahut hil raha hai.

Tom-Papa Mai Kal School Nai Jaunga
Papa-Q Beta?
Tom-Aj School Me Hamara Wazan Kiya Gya
Papa-To Kya Hua?
TOm-Aaj Wazan Kiya Hai Kal Bech Diya To?

3 Kale Dosto Ko GOD Ne Vardan Offer Kia

1st-Muje Gora Bana Do
2nd-Muje B
3rd-Hi Hi Hi,Inko Fir Se Kala Bana Do

Moral-Kch Dost Kamine Hi Rehte H

teacher: tum apni mummy ko mum kahte ho,to apni mumy ki badi bahan or chhoti bahan ko kya kahte ho?
boy: MAXIMUM & MINIMUM

Teachar-"mai teri jaan nikal dungi" ka future tense kya hoga?

Student- tu, saali hath laga ke to dikha..

Fir batata hu tera future kya hoga

Solid Insult"

Girl To Slim Boy: Apni Body T0 Dekho Jaise Haddiyan Hi Haddiyan Hon,,


Boy: Isliye Itni Dair Se Soch Raha Hu K Mere Pas Kutti Kun Khari Hy... ;->

1 girl: Mai ameer ladke se hi shadi karungi
2nd :baju me jo ladka h usse shadi karle, wo ameer h
1st:kese
2nd: Uske muh se pyaj ki smell aa ri hai

Ek Bachey Ko Exam Me Koi Sawal Nahi Aata Tha

Bachey Ne Hr Ques K Neche

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Es Tarha Ki Lines Laga Kar Neche Likh Diya.

Scratch Kar K Answer Parh Lo.

Boy-I Love U
Girl-Sorry.. Muje Dusra Pasand H, Uski BMW Hai

Boy-Are Maine Aj 10kg "PYAAZ" Kharide He

Girl-Ohh.. Sorry Dear
I LOVE YOU TOO !:-)

FaQeer:Ek rupay de do.
Lady: Sharam nhi aati itne smart handsome nojawan ho k bheek mangte ho!



FaQer:Acha janab phir 1 pappi hi dy do.

Tom: sale! 1 laat marunga mumbai ja k girega!
John: mein marunga to america me girega!
Santa: bhai mujhe dhire se 1 LAAT maro..pas k gaon jana hai

GOLU Faqir se: Baba din me kitne paise kama lete ho?
Faqir: 500 ya 600,aur agr ye maaf karne wale kamina pan na kare
to araam se 1000 ho jyee

Santa Ek Bache Se: Beta 1 Accha Sa Jhoot Bolo
Agar Mujhe Pasand Aaya 2 Mai Tumhe 5 Rs Dunga.
Bacha : Ye Lo kar Lo baat, Abhi 10 Rs Kahe The.

MOLU-jb Tu school me padhta tha to Teri clas me sabse mehnti kon tha?
GOLU-mai tha
Baki sare bche to bethe rehte the
Mai bench pe khada rhta tha

1 Bar Santa USA Gaya
Waha Church me Gaya to Achank Waha aawaz i TANN
Ittefaq se Lyt b Chali Gayi
Santa Dar kar Bola
Oye Bhago Undertaker aa gaya.

Maa:Apne Janmdin Par Kisko Bulana Chahte Ho?
Pappu:Dadaji ,Mamaji, Chachaji Ko.
Akhir Gift Aur Rupaye 2 Inhi Logo Se Milenge...

Pati: Aaj Office Me Sara Din Tanav Raha.
Patni: Kyo? Kya Hua?
Pt: Pehle to Kaam Ka Dher, Fir Boss Ki Dant
Aur Fir Lunch Box Me Kaddu Ki Sabji.