Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 54

Q-Ye pyar kaise hota hai






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jb tym kharab ho,shani ki dasha kharab ho,apka mangal bhaari ho,aur bhagwan maje lene k mood me ho,tb pyar ho jata hai

Frndship rules
No drama
No excuse
No sory
No thanx
Don't say I'm buzy
Jst always say-
"Jani hukum kar tere lye jaan B hazir hai!"
"denge nhi wo alg bat h.

Itne dino baad aj books kholi to 1 raaz khula,
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Ye nhi aata
Ye nhi aata
Ye nhi aata
Oh my god ye b nhi aata...;-)

yaro ki mafil mein yaro ne mujhse kaha,


yaro ki mahfil mein yaro ne mujhse kaha,


chal msg padhna band kar aur kaam pe lag ja.

meray dost!

jab main ne phool maanga
tum ne guldasta dia

jab paani ka qatra maanga
tum ne glass bhar ke dia

jab sms ka kaha
tum ne mujhe call ki

abay behra hai kia?

Har papa ka sapna hota hai ki uski beti ko 1 beautiful, intelligent, smart aur sanskari ladka mile. Ab aap hi batao ki akela mein kis-kis ke papa ka sapna pura karu

Khuda Se Scooty Mangi To Car Mili Ghar Manga To Bangla Mila Phone
Manga To Mobile Mila 50 Lac Manga To Apka Addrs Mila Kab Lene Aau?

Khuda bahut meherban h q ki usne dosto ki koi kimat nhi rakhi. Agar wo aisa krte to hum aap jese dost afford nhi kr pate q ki
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4 aane ab chalte kahan h

Men Saabit Kar Sakta Hun Apko English Zabaan Samajh Nahi Ati...
Up
Up
Up
Bas Sabit Hua Apko 'Up' Ka Matlab Nahi Malum Warna Aap Neeche Nahi Aatey...

Thakur Ko Tumhari Maa Ne Rakhi Bandhi To Wo Tumhara Kaun Hua?

Kuch Nhi..


Kyun Ki Uske Hath Nhi The

three eggs fall down but broke only two.
why think?
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dont take tension yaar!aisa bhi hota hai.

Puchhta he jab koi ki,
Duniya me mohabat he kaha..?

Muskura deta hu Mai or yaad aa Jaati hai

MAA


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PYARI



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Honewali
"BAHU".

Do cockroch ga rhe the- munni badnam hui darling tere liye......!!

Gana khatm hote hi dono cockrch mr gye,
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Kyon??
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Kyunki gaana "HIT" tha..!!

agar apko koi smart,intellegent,handsome,cool,cute,brave,charming kahe to.............




to use zor se thappar mare, uski himmat kaise hui ke aapko november mai APRIL FOOL banaye.

Ek Bakra kasai ke hath katne se pahle kaun sa gana gata hah?




Think...




Kr chale hum fida jaan-o-tan sathiyo ab tumhare hawake "MATAN" sathiyo.

_ ( "" )_ ( _ 2/ ) ( _ __)
Ye
Lo
Rs 2 Ka Coin,
1 Rupay me sms kar lena or
1 Rupay ki TOFFY
Kha lena,hamare Sath rhoge to ais hi kro.

Mallika Sherawat Bartan Wale Ko Apne Purane Kapde Dete Huye Boli- Iska Kya Milega? Bartanwala- CHAMMACH.

Wife: "College Ke
Bare Mein
Tumhara Koi
Bura Experience
Hai?"

Husband: "Haan!! Tumhari
Aur Meri Pehli
Mulakat College
Mein Hi To Hui
Thi..." :-/

Agar free ho to he niche dekhna










































































agr abi bi free ho to upar dekho

Bhagwan ka diya sab kuch hai...
Books hai
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Notes hai
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Time hai
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Mauka hai
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or hausla to itna hai ki jab chahu padh sakta hun....
Bus 1 hi baat ki kami hai..
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MOOD
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mai" market me hu, tumhare liye diwali pa kya lu. kapta ya aur koi cheez rply fasht..................






Aisha mushje kab puchoge kanjuso..

kya baat hai
kya baat hai
tum saath ho toh kya bbat hai
itni khush hone ki jarurat nahi
hum toh majak kar rahe the
tumhe laga wakai koi baat hai

Sholey ki team ne IPL me part liya,Gabbar ke bowler ne 20 Over me 150 run diye aur extra me 200 run diye
Batao kyun?. . . . .. .. . .. . . .
Kyunki wicketkeepar thakur tha

Khud Ko Karo nalayak Itna Ki,
Koi bhi Book padne Se Pehle,
Uska Har Panna Tumse Khud Puche,
"Beta Tabiyat To Thik H Na....
aaj kaise yad aa gai."

Life me do baate hamesha yaad rakhna




1. Hawa chalti hai, to patte hilte hai



2. Nahi chalti, to nahi hilte

Good
Night
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Sweet
Dreams
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Take Care
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Ab aur kya dekh rhe ho?
Bister,
takiya,
chaadar
bhi
SMS se bheju kya.?

HaPPy DIWALI




Soch rhe ho aaj kyo




Ab tum "DON" Ko sikhaoge kab wish karna hai.



Don jab chahte hai tab wish karte hai..

Lo Happy HOLI !
Kya kar loge

Do u know? Meri zindagi ka maksad.
aisa dost, jb meri akhri sanse chal rahi ho or aa k kahe "chal yar aaj yamraj ki class bunk marte h!"

Doctor ki galti aur Vakil ki galti me kya antar He


Doctor ki galti zameen k 4 foot neeche gaad deti h
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Vakil ki galti 4 foot uper tang dete h

Jaan
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Jaan

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Jaan
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Jaan bakash do meri

Mere sMs k Deewano

Hr wqt Mobile hath me liye
mere sMs ka wait mat kiya kro!!