Funny Quotes - Page 40

Why do Girls eat Chocolates after a break up?
Sweetness of chocolates makes them forget the Bitterness of the break up.

Why do Guys drink after break up?
Bitterness of alcohal makes them forget the Sweetness of the girl.

Rajanikanth is remaking TITANIC with some changes..
In d climax HE doesn't die
but SWIMS across d Ocean..
with Heroine in one hand 'n


TITANIC on d other...!

A Celebrity Is Someone Who Works Hard
All His Life To Become Known
& Then Wears Dark Glasses
To Avoid Being Recognised.!! ;-)

The next Generation poem

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE BEER
HOW I WONDER WHAT A BAR
QUARTER RATES ARE UP SO HIGH
DRINK A PEG WITH CHICKEN FRY.

SUCCESS FORMULA

Sleep 8 Hours..

Work 8 Hours..

&

Mak Sure dt dey r Nt d

"Same Hours"..!!

What is the similarity between CIRCUS and a BEAUTIFUL GIRL'S HEART? Both have space for 1 more clown...

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity

English teacher: "one cute n young girl is walking on the road." change this into an exclamatory sentence: "Aila, ITEMM!!!"

Interviewer:Whats d relation bw Earth & Moon?
Santa:Brother & Sister
Inter:How?
Santa:Earth Darthi mata n Moon Chanda Mama.

I just feel u….

Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….

It’s juts because …………

******I LOVE CARTOONS*******

When somebody who is deeply
in Love with you tells that
You are
cute, beautiful, & angelic,
I agree. That’s true,
Believe me,
I swear because love is definitely blind

Tell me why are you avoiding me these days?
Have I did anything wrong?
Keep in touch with me at least these few days,
yes its really hurting
your sweet friend
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“books”

2 years of fun and joyful college life
comes to an end in a few months,
there after
no silly jokes in middle of class,
no bunking ,
no cultural fun,
no bits to pass,
no stupid talks in class.

Old concept:
“Do or Die”

New concept:
“Do b4 u die”

Latest concept:
“Don’t die, until u do”.

Keep…………………IN TOUCH WITH ME…..
OTHERWISE……………………….1 2 3 4 5 6
7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30 31 32
ALL……….UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!!

He+She= love.
he+she+love= marriage.
he+she+love+marriage= child.
he+she+love+marriage+child= family.
AND
he+she+love+mar.+child+family= Problem.
So my dear friend
EAST OR WEST
SINGLE LIFE IS THE BEST.

your sms is electrical activity of my heart
your miss call is beat of my heart
your call is blood circulation of my heart
so, please keep activate my heart

Free Call From Any Network In Zero Balance.
Use Bellow Trick
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!!!Call Customer Care & Enjoy

There is always a light at the end of a tunnel..Just Hope its not a train

please pass this sms to all ur friends. a person with blood group o+ve urgently needs two bottles....




of kinger fisher beer (chilled)with the chips and touchings...
contact me....

Class Rooms R Like Train
1st 2 Bench R Executive Coaches
Reserved For VIP
Middle 2 R General Compartment
N Last 2 R Sleeper Class. . !!

"Old Age" is Wen U Start Turning Off Lights 4 Economical Reasons..
Rather than 4 Romantic Ones..

NON SMOKERS- I hate cigarette! So I dont touch it!
SMOKER- I too hate cigarette! So I BURN IT!!
ATTITUDE MATTERS!! ;-)

Yesterday in my dreams, all my books were singing a song!
Guess which one??
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Zara zara touch me touch me touch me!
Zara zara hold me hold me hold me!!! ;-)

God's blessings come as a surprise but how much u receive depends on how much ur heart believes!
May u b blessed beyond ur expectations!!
HAPPY DATTA JAYANTI :-)

the 'Results of anger' is more painful than the 'Reason of anger.'
so think once before getting angry because 'of someone 'n' on someone'.

a women is like a beer. they smell good,they look good,you'd step over your own mother just to get one!but you can't stop at one. you wanna drink another women.

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

A GHOST SAID TO ANOTHER GHOST DO YOU BELEIVE IN MAN...SO ANOTHER GHOST SAID NAHI YAAR YE SAB BEKAAR KI BATAIN HAI...

Empty pockets never held anybody back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that.

U are Sweet like TOM,
Cute like JERRY,
Naughty like BUGS BUNNY,
Strong like POPEYE,
Innocent like Tweety,
In short,
U are Complete CARTOON

A Mistake Increase Ur Experience & Experience Decrease Ur Mistakes…
You Learn From Ur Mistakes & Other Will Learn From Ur Success…

Be “SUCCESSFUL” Always

Man wishes to fly like a bird, sing klike cuckoo, dance like a peacock,swim like a fish,But man dosnt wish to live like a man"

I`m astounded by people who want to know the universe when it`s hard enough to find your way around China town.

People laugh @ me, because i am different & i laugh @ them because they R all Same. That's called attitude. Life is yours,U Live it in Ur own..

Must work on Gandhi Jayanti; Gandhiji said Work is Workship, and we enjoy holiday on his birthday.

What to do when whole world is on one side and you are on opposite? Simple!Just turn back and you will be leader of whole world! Work smart,not hard

take 1 spoon of sugar & put inur eyes!



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arre baba for "sweet Dreams"
If u want spicy dreams,
then try Mirchi Powder:)

RULES For SUCCESS:
Rule1: Dont Tel Anyone All U Know
Rule2: I cant Tel U dis Rule Coz I m following Rule1

This Might Sound Stupid Infact Its True:

N0 Matter Hw C0stly Ur Undrwear Is,
U Can Nevr Wear It 0utside

KNOWLEDGE is-
>An Understanding dt Tomato is a Fruit & Nt a Vegetable!
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WISDOM is-
>Knowing Not to Add Tomato in Fruit Salad!

Last night I desperately missed you I wanted to feel u on my naked body. I had to go to bed without you....where are u stupid pyjamas.....!

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Sending U photo copy of your BRAIN.

A true apology has parts...

1-I am sorry...

2-Its my fault...

3-What can i do to make it right?
Most of the time we miss the 3rd point...

If u feel little bored, little sick, little sad or lost, u know whats wrong? u r suffering from lack of vitamin 'ME' so stay in touch with me.

1 day all girls of earth went 2 God n askd
who is d most loving smart n honest boy?
All d girls returnd 2 earth wid a question
Who is Imtiyaz?

THE worlds best feeling comes when we see a wonderful question paper in the exam hall and we smile at each other and say..


Dude tis paper s also out!!!

3 Places Where A HumaN CaNNot Die??

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THINK

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Take Ur Time

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No aNswer??

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1.HeaveN

2.Hell

3.STAR PLUS'S SERIALS

A Toilet is like a Commitee Meeting.
People come with Lot of Pressure,Sit,
Create a Lot of Noise & Ultimately
DROP d MATTER