Funny Questions Wishes and Status Messages - Page 3

Marry's father has four daughters 1.ABCD
2.EFGH
3.IJKL
4.????
Wat is the name of fourth one
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Marry

Hurry up, Fill in the blanks with “HAAN” or “NAHIN”
1. ______ main insaan nahin hoon.
2. ______ main hi chor hoon.
3. ______ mera koi ilaz nahin hai.
4. ______ main hi idiot hoon
Let me see who is brave !!!

if, 1=5
2=25
3=125
4=625
5= ??

before scrollin think.







Answer is 1.
Remember the First Line..


1=5..?

Moral - Don't Complicate Simple Problems in Life!

did u know what is mean by MAN
M=marvelous
A=and
N=nice
and the word WOMAN mean is
W=wanted
O=other
MAN=man

How Newton Died ?

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He died After seen South Indian Movies..

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Coz He Couldnt Bear Rajnikant Breakin All The Law Of Physics which He Made...

Wo Konsa DRIVER Ha Jis Ka LICENSE Nhi Hota?

Khud Soch K Niche Answer Dekhna!





Yar Khud Soch,






Socho
Yar
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Ans:SCREW DRIVER,

Teacher: Four beautiful ladies are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory senstence.. Student: WOW!

Question: Define a boss?
Ans: An idiot who thinks that nine women can produce a child in one month.

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor? Without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)

Wat's the Perfect Example of Both Good Luck & Bad Luck @ same time?
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D Naughty Wind Blows d Girl's Skirt high,
Bt Also Brings Dust in d Boy's Eyes..!!

Question Of The Year
Students raat ko Q padhte he?






Q?





Answar: Qki din me to dhoop padhti hai

Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how Long would it take
four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built.

Q. What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?
A. 3 runs in 3 balls.

Q. Why is A.P the land of underwears ?
A. ''cos there they keep saying - yemUNDEE, chappUNDEE, koorchUNDDEE etc.

Q. What is the most famous jingle in A.P ?
A. A.P days are here again ...

Q. What is the (State) Anthem of A.P ?
A. telan-gana-mana ...

Q. Why do you say (Bhagwan Shri) Rajneesh detests city life ?
A. b''cos, from Koregaon he went to Oreg(a)on.

Q. When does a cart come before a horse?
A. In the dictionary!

Q. Why were the teacher''''''''s eyes crossed?
A. She couldn''''''''t control her pupils!

Q. What do you call a dog with no legs?
A. Doesn''''t matter... he won''''t come to you anyway!

Q. What is the most noteworthy contribution of the Sindhis'' to Hindustani Music ?
A. Raga Kirvani.

Q. What is the height of optimism?
A. Sehwag coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.

WHAT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN COMPLETE AND FINISH, WHEN U MARRY A RIGHT PERSON YOU WILL BECOME A COMPLETE PERSON, AND WHEN U MARRY A WRONG PERSON IT MEANS U R FINISHED

Q. WHAT DO YOU CALL A WOMAN WHO KNOWS WHERE HER HUSBAND IS EVERY NIGHT?

A. WIDOW

What is d similarity between a successful Charterd Accountant & Miss Universe?

Both are Very 'CONSCIOUS'about "FIGURES"

QUES - Where can u see mangoes? On mango trees? NO.At fruit shop? WRONG AGAIN....Fir kaha?
ANS - Jaha jaha women go,piche piche Man(goes).

Q:Why a person with broken heart doesnt need general knowledge?..
A:Jab dil he toot gaya, toh "G.K" kya karein.

why did obama came to india ?




To receive the payment of nasa's rocket he sold to RAJNIKANTH for diwali..:)

Who can stop 500 cars
with one hand .??
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Ans-It’s traffic
Police...!!!

Answer this and prove that u r intelligent

Black is a colour
White is also a color

But Black&White T V is not a colour T V!!


WHY?

Answer It!