Miscellaneous Quotes - Page 140

Ae chand chamkna chad vii de
teri chandni saanu staandi ae
tera varga hai usda chehra
tenu vekh ke usdi yaad aandi ae

aa sajna kite ral-mil bahiye
sun meri te kuj apni suna
nahi pata kado chal vasna ae
aive rus ke na waqt langaah

PAHARA(mountains) TE PAGDANDIYA(small paths )NE "
"PAGDANDIYA TE DANDIYA NEIN"
"DANDIYA TE JHANDIYA(flags) NE"
"ASI PUTT AA SARDARA DE BUS SHAKLAA(faces) HII MUSHTUNDIYAN NE"

Soh rab di tenu pyar kita
hor kise nu kade bulaya vi nayi
tenu apni samaj ke dil dita
hor kise te dil kade aaya hii nahi
pyar tere de butte nu pani laya
hor butta pyar da laya hi nayi
teri yaad vich rehnda main sher likhda
hor aj tak sher banaya hi nahi
tu keh pagal ya keh chhalla
gusa gallaa teriya da kade aaya hii nahi

Ni tu baddi hi be-Lehaz ki kariye,
Ni tu baddi hi dil saaz ki kariye,
Sanu pata hai tere pyaar ch paike kuch nahi milna
par dil fer vi na aave baaz ki kariye

Sohniye tu Sohni vaang sohni ta badi ae,
par kade us vaang kache garre(matke) te vi tarri ae,
oh ta dariya wich dub marri yaar khatir,
saade layi das tu kade kande te vi khadi ae!!

Fer ki hoyeya je tu hatha te mehndi la layi
Hun assi vi Sehra sajavange,
saanu pata si ki tu saadi kismat ch nahi,
hun teri choti bhen fasavange!!!

Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe,
koi dukh tere nere vi na aave,
hor ki dua manga rabb to,
tenu sadi vi umar lag jaave!!!

Assi maut rok rakhi te tera intzaar kita,
Sajna tere jhuthe laareya da aitbaar kita,
Assi jaan den lageya ek pal vi na layeya,
te tussi jaan len lageya vi nakhra hajaar kita!!

Padna-likhna chad pare,
Nakal te rakh aas,
chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta,
Rabb karuga paas!!!

Ishq ishq ta har koi karde,
par koi Channa( A River) wich koodan nu tyaar nahi,
ki kahiye ajj-kal de jhuthe aashiqa nu,
Dil de sakde ne par jaan nahi!!!

Santa is driving with girlfriend to Chandigarh. While driving he puts his hand on her knee. She says ''u can go further.''















He drives to Shimla!

Sardar went to musium,there he broke a statue OFFICER:you have broken a 5000 years old statue.SARDAR:thank god! mere ko laga naya tha......!

Sardar in sad mood,asked kya hua?said-kal India-Pak match pe 1000 hara.I said kal to 500 bola tha?he said 500 raat ko highlights pe bhi hara

Santa ne ek board padha, "Likhne wala Brilliant, Padhne wala Gadha." Santa becomes hot. He rub board & writes, "Likhnewala Gadha Padhne wala Brilliant..!!"

TEACHER 2 SANTA:-Pandvon ke naam batao, SANTA:- ik BHIM c, ik oda vada pra c, ik nikka pra c, ik hor c, te akhir wale da mainu naam pul gaya

Khirki khuli, julfen udi, socha husan e yaar ka deedar tha, par julfen hati to kismat footi, KYOKI WO TO NAHAYA HUA SARDAR THA.

INTERVIEWER: Imagine that u r in a closed room & all doors & windows r closed.
How can u escape if the room caught FIRE?

SANTA: very simple.
Stop imagining.

A man asks sardar akl badi ya bans sardar thought! Thought, thought thought and then reply oye khote pehle DATE OF BIRTH to bata

Sardar ji was frustated 4 th jokes on him. One day he went to his wife N said,"tell me 1 joke in which i''m nt involved."


wife replied,"I''m pregnant."

Santa: Das meri tokri vich ki hai ta sare Eggs tere,je tu dasde kine ta 8 de 8 tere,te je tu dasde kis Janwar de ne ta o Murgi v teri Banta:Koi Hint ta de!

Sardar was sitting in his TV room & thinking hard.
Sardarni-
Kee sochde ho ji?
Sardar-
eh Star TV waalean nu kiive pta chalda hai ke-
"U R watching StarTV ! ".

A knok on door
sardar: kon hai!
A person out side door: mein hun!
sardar: kamal hai
andar bhi mein hi hun..

Sardar''s friend gave him a gun on wedding night & said fire in air if wife is virgin,shoot her if not.Sardar fired in air 1st nite & shot her on 2nd.

1st sardar: "Lahore is best city. ALL FREE- pik up, drop, food, drink, hotel, even SEX" 2nd sardar: "When did u go?" 1st: "Not me, my wife went. She told me"

SARDAR: In my dreams, rats play football evrynite.DR:den take dese medicine frm 2nite S:can i start frm tomrow b''coz 2nite will b d finals...

2Sardar were watching a beautiful girl.
1st Sardar=kya maal hai yaar..!
2nd Sardar=Arey ha.Maal se yaad aya bhabiji kesi hai. . .?

A lady goes 2 a shope & finds a sardar as shopkeeper.Laddy,"sardar ji LIPTON di CHAAH haigi ?" Sardar,"mainu ta ni haigi je Tuhannu hai ta LIPAT jao.

19 Sardars went 4 a film. On asking them "Why they came in a Big Group of 19?" They replied that "The film was for ABOVE 18"

Santa-which is the most painful delivery in world? Banta-SUNNY DEOL ki maa ki.... Santa-woh kaise? Banta- kyonki woh nikla gaddi le ke!

Sardar selling parachute- Plane se koodo,button dabao,parachut opens aur aap jamin par safely.Buyer-If it doesnt open? Sardar-paise vapas.

SARDAR was looking in his marriage certificate since an hour then his wife asked: Oh tussi itni der se KYA dekh rahe ho SARDAR: Oye expiry date dund rahahoo.

Santa Singh sends sms to all his friends... "My cell no. has changed.. earlier it was Nokia 1100 .. now it is Nokia 6600"

Sardar1 giggling behind sardar2 at ATM centre. "HaHa I have seen ur password. S2: what is it? S1: its 4 stars (****) S2: haha ur wrong. its 2356!

Sardar looks 4d meaning of dictionary in dictionary, reads-that''s wat u r carrying in ur hand STUPID. He looks 4d meaning of STUPID,reads-oye sardar,tu pher!

1 sadar library mein 2-3 ghante ek book padne ke baad bole.so boring,so many character but no story.then librarian says,sardar ji this is telephone directory.

Teacher: Oxygen is must for...
Breathing & for life. It was discoverd in 1773...

Santa: Thank god. I was born after that, pehle paida höta to mar hi jaata...

Santa goes to hotel & orders Omlette..
Waiter :french or spanish ?
Santa: jera marji le aa,
Main kehra galan karniya ne...

Man asks sardar,
"Apko logon ne kyon mara?"
Sardar says,
"Arre yar mera photo bus mein gir gaya tha. Maine kaha Madam zara sari upar karna photo lena hai"
:>

China
has a
Great
Deewaar,
Russia
has a
Communist
Sarkaar,
America
has a
Powerful
Radar,
But!
Beware World!
Because
Only India
has the
POWER OF
SARDAR....

A sardar was driving in Delhi with his girlfriend.
While driving he kept his hand on her thighs.
She smiled & said-
u can go further...

He drove to Chandigarh!

Bantasingh:
oye tu har sms do bar kyu bhejta hai?

Santasingh:
kyuki tuje ek forward karna ho to dusra tere pass to rahe!!!

Once a sardar went 2 a STD PCO there was written "Number dial karan ton pehlan 2 lao". Sardar Slapped d Operator twice!

Santa: meri biwi mujhe chorr ke chali gayi. Banta: tu uska khyal nahi rakhta hoga. Santa arre yaar....sagi behan ki tarah rakhta tha usko!

News:petrol mehnga ho gaya..
SARDAR ji bole,"sanu ki fark penda hai,asi pehla v100 da pavande c hun v 100 da pavan ge"

Sardarni: Ji 2si gaddi eni tej kyu bhja rahe ho?

Sardar: Areh,gaddi di break fail ho gayi hai, isse pehle ki accident ho jae, jaldi jaldi ghar pahunchenge!

Ek sardar duje sardar nu "Yaar bor ho rahe haan chal chess khediye." 2nd Sardar: "Ruk ja main sports shoes paa ke aanda haan..!

NASA ne 3sardar chaand pe bheje.Rocket uda,magar aadhe raste se vapas!

Jab sardaro ko pucha gaya,toh unhone kaha:''AAJ AMAWAS HAi,CHAAND TO HOGA Hi NAHi NA''!!

Sardar:"My friend tells me he has slept with every woman in our building except one"
Wife:"Must be Sheela on the 4th floor,she is very CONSERVATIVE!"

Ek bar santa singh apni car me batery lagvane gaye.
Dukandar ne pucha sardarji Exide (''ik-side'') ki laga du.

Santaji bole kyo dusri side di tera baapu lagauu??