Miscellaneous Quotes - Page 97

Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe.
Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti.
Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.

Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously...
Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.

History teacher asked Santa: Name kalidas's brother who was a shoemaker.
Santa: Adidas

Santa kaafi time baad pind geya, Pind di Jameen to Mitti fad k te sung k bolea: Pind di Mitti di khushbu hi vakhri hundi aa.
Banta: Kanjra dhyan nal vekh Eh suki hui Shit aa...

Dont see others as doing better than urself.
Beat ur own records EVERYDAY & u'll surely get success.
B'coz success is a fight btween-
U were & U are.

Basic diff b/w god nd human. god, gives gives gives nd forgives. human,gets gets gets nd forgets.

Never ignore someone,
Who really cares for u…
Bcoz one day u may realize
that u have lost A Diamond
While u were busy in collecting Stones……

Santa prays daily for 2 hr,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagade.
After 11 yrs VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket to le ley”

The two difficult things in life attitude are forging the faults of other's and showing love upon the persons who do not love you.When you
practice to over come these two,you will gain a great personality.

The hardest moment in the life is not when you lose someone and tears comes out to yours eyes... it is when you know you are losing someone and forced to smile.

Sajna ve rabb mania hai tenu,

tu saatho azmaya ni jaana,,,

tainu gwa k sohneya saatho kujh paya ni jaana,,,
g tu befa ho gya saatho eh ilzaam laya v ni jaana tenu.....

When God Takes Something From ur Grasp, He is Not Punishing U, But Merely EMptying Ur Hand For u to Recive Somthing Better...

SUMMER IZ GONE WINTER ARRIVED

SO LET GO YOUR WORRIES,

PUT THEM ASIDE,LAUGHF OUT LOUD AND SMILE WIDE

ENJOY‘S LIFE RIDE AND LET HAPPINESS GUIDE

HAPPY WINTER SEASON…

Har Ik Naal Maghrori Changi Nai Hondi,

Dostan Kolon Doori Changi Nai Hondi,

Kadi Kadi Milya Vi Karo Saanu..

Har Welay SMS Naal Gal Poori Nai Hondi..

DiL Nu Lag Jaan Rog Te Ki Kariye,

Kisay Di Yaad Vich Akhiyan Ron Te Ki Kariye,

Tu Sanu Milan Di Tamanna Rendi Ae Har Dam,

Par Jay Yaar Hi Pul Jaan Te Ki Kariye.. !!

O meri maki di roti
mare sarson de saag
Mare sooji day halwae
Mare LASSI DAY GLASS
Te aamb de achaar nsmsg na mis cal kithey ho sarkar
I MISS U YAAR

MISS ME
OR
HATE ME

both are in my favour..
if u MISS ME
i will be in your heart

if u HATE ME
i will be in your mind..

I Asked :
My Heart Is So Small,
How Can YOU Such
Great Sorrows In It … ??
GOD Replied:
Your Eyes Are Even
Smaller, Yet They
Behold The World ..

It is a mistake to look too for ahead only one link in the chain of destiny can be handled at a time.

Molvi ne raat ko aik haseen larki ko dekh kar pocha:
sunain G…
Aap kon hein?
Girl=gussay say ! CHURAIL,
Molvi=Tay fair chimbardi q nai…?

Bees that have Honey in their mouth have stings in their Tail. so be Careful frm people who pretend 2 b sweet Coz sweetnes is in Honey, not in the Bee....

Dream lofty dreams, and as you dream, so you shall become.
Your vision is the promise of what you shall one day be;
your ideal is the prophecy of what you shall at last unveil.

"love and care are like gifts. if u recieve it, oopen and appreciate it. if not dont worry someone is somewhere is still wrapping it 4 u";-)

Santa: Tere result da ki banya?
Pappu: Miss kendi aey es class wich ik saal hor laggay ga?
Santa: Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par fail na hovin mera puttar.

If you did a mistake,by knowingly or
unknowingly,do not upset to face the
consequenses but find out the root causes of the mistake and try to avoid it and it must not be repeated again.

do not expect highly from others
even it is love or help or money.
but do the level best to others.

your's way of attitude and thinking
must not be narrow,cruel,selfish and guilty.
It must be wide,broad,kind and helpful.It must not harm anyone.

The most happiest thing in life is
when you gain good name,fame and position.

Great achivement is usually born of great sacrifice,and is never the result of selfishness.

To be simple is not a simple thing.
if you want to be great you shoulde be simple.

i smiled at whom i like, i cry for whom i care, i share with whom i love, i laugh with whom i enjoy, i msg to whom i never want to miss..

The biggest advantage in speaking truth is that you never need to remember what you said earlier...!

An interesting fact about Feb 2010
>4 Sundays
>4 Mondays
>4 Tuesdays
>4 Wednesdays
>4 Thursdays
>4 Fridays
>4 Saturdays
Check the calender.
I'm the first to inform u.

HAPPY NEW YEAR IN ADVANCE.

One song can spark a moment, One flower can wake the dream . One tree can start a forest. One sms can bring refreshment. So KEEEP smsing..!

We may never talk, we may never laugh, we may never do things together, but our friendship doesn't limit to that. What's important is when there's no one to turn to, I'd be there to stand by you...!

Don't focus on what you lost but what remains. Don't focus on the pain but how the pain shaped you. Don't focus on the failure but on the great lessons the failure taught you...!

Sometimes, God closes the door and locks the windows. During those times, it's nice to think that maybe, there's a storm outside and He wants you safe with Him...!

ye sitare.
Aur ye nazare.
Sab lagte hai pyare.
Par tumey pata hai?
ye sabb wellwishers hai tumhare.
God bless u!

Two things indicate your weakness......


1-To be silent, when it is proper time to speak...


2-To speak when it is proper time to be silent...!

Fear is looking at the opposite direction of faith. It is concentrating on the impossible rather than the possible.

The irony of humans is they trust their inventions more than they trust themselves.

Don't be the man everyone wants; be the man everyone wants to be.

Weak men say, 'Sorry, I'm busy'.Strong men say, 'Sure, tell me in brief'.Shallow men say, 'I don't have time'.Wise men say, 'I will plan accordingly'

Best diference between PROMISES and MEMORIES…

PROMISE: we break them..
.
.
.
MEMORIES: they break us.

Life is a bit difficult
when you have lost something in life.
At this time
you need the great support of your
friends, family.
As it helps as a source of motivation to a lost person.

Sometimes one may fail to reply for our calls,
it doesnt mean that they have forgot us..
it just mean that,
They don’t have enough time as we have for them…

I really deeply wish dat
You are here with me in my room.
on my bed & lights is off &
we get under the cover together..
to show u my glow in the dark watch.

My Favourit Msg:
"We Can Win Over Our Enemy By Love."
But,
"Love Is The Biggest Enemy Of Our Life When It Hurts.."

STRANGE But FACT..

How hard is the logic of human mind?
"It seeks compromise when we are wrong and it speaks judgement when others are wrong"

the pain of avoidance is only felt when ur avoided by sum one whom u like the most..
unless and until u cant even think of it...
so never avoid any one....