Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 55

BOY Askd GOD:"Why She Loves A Rose,Wich Dies In A Day.
Bt Doesn't Love Me,Who Dies 4 Her Everyday?"

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GOD Replied:
"Ja Na Be DIMAG Mat Kha"..

pareshan hu mai yar….
delivery nahi huyi hai yar…
mere glfrnd ke…

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sms ki!
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kal bheja tha usne msg…
abhi tak nahi aaya hai.

.waise tum kya samje?

: The Smallest Leave Application By A Boy :
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Dear Sir,
jo karna hai kr Lo !
Main kal nahi aaunga..

kabhi kabhi ek aisa mod aata hai ki aapka apne glfrnd par se bharosa uthne lagta hai; wo boaring lagne lagti hai; aise waqt me kuch mat karo; Apne G.F. ka phone number muze de do…..!!

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I Decided to SUICIDE.
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I Went to Railway Track..
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And Then Your message Came
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I Thought
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"Jab tumhare jaise JEE Rahe Hai
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TO MAIN KYU MARU?

mai kabhi nahi chahta ki tumhe badi safalta mile;
mai kabhi nahi chahta ki tum bade aadmi bano;
…….. kyuki aisa hua to sala tum apun ko bhul jayega na!

Ye Msg kisi Ek Gadhe ko Forward karo

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Agar wo Delete karde
To Samjho Wo Bewakoof hai

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Agar wo Forward karde
To Samjho Wo Asli Gadha

kamino, nikammo; soye ho! kal agar apni glfrnd ya beloved ka birthday hota to rat me jagkar 12 baje use msg bhej dete! kal apni bharat mata ka janmdin hai, chalo sab deshwasiyonko wish karo!

Agar aap kisi se pyar krte ho or kehne se darte ho to pio "Mount & Dew"kyuki "Dar k aage jit hai", agar shrmate ho to pio"Sprite"kyuki "Sidhi baat no bakvash

Main aasha karta hun Ki iss diwali ke sunder mauke pe,
Diwali ki aloakik Prakaash se, Tumhare dimaag main kuch ujala ho.
Aur tum insaano jaisi vyavhaar karna shuru kardo

History Question-
Gandhi ji HINSA ke khilaaf kyun the..?
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Kyunki unhe maalum tha ki wo khud ek KANTAAP me flat ho jayenge

bas tuhi hai jiska muze intezar
tha bas mai hi hun jisaka tuzako intezar tha haan tuhi hai wo meri 11 no ki bus

Call karne se pehle, balance jaachna,
Call karne se pehle, balance jaachna,
Basanti inn kutto ke saamne mat naachna..

Duniya ki sabse badi gupp
ek budhiya apne bachpan main mar gayi.......

Tum bin hum yu kaise ji paayenge,
Tum bin hum yu kaise ji paayenge,
"Aayenge...! Mere Karan - Arjun aayenge..."

Ek kadvaa sach :-)
Behan ki friend behan ho sakti hai,
Bhai ka friend Bhai ho sakta hai,
lekin wife ki friend wife nahi ban sakti

The best line which helps to save money when going on dinner with Gf.



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Kya Khaoge MOTI ??:-)

Every body wants:
sum 1 special, sum 1 nice,
sum 1 cute, sum 1 smart,
sum 1 sweet, sum 1 honest,
tabhi to mein kahon
sare mere pechey kyon parey hain

"Swine Flu"

Yani ki

S-soda
W-whisky
I-ice
N-namkeen at
E-evening with a

F- friend
L- like
U- U...!!

Hai na
kitni
achchi beemari !

Agar 'MAYAWATI' swimming pool mein jump kare to aap kya kahenge?
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Socho?
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Very Simple..gayi Bhais Pani Me..!

Recipee:
1.Ek katora lo 2.Usme kuch angur lo
3.Ab 1 angur mu me dalo
4.Ab aaina dekho
5.Dish taiyar,

Dish ka naam :- LANGUR K MUH ME ANGUR.

poooN poOOn! .. Bhooo Bhoo! Bhoo Bhooo! .. .. padar padar! .. .. Pacharrr! Pacharrr! . .. Phoor phor PhooOss! Phoooss! hat jaoo mere SMS ka pait kharab hai

Saccha Dost Vo hota hai jo
Xam me aapke Pass wali Window k Samne aake bole
Abey Kitna Likhega Jaldi Chal teri wali ja rahi hai.

Kya apko marne k bad bhi line marni hai ?


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'DONATE UR EYES'


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Ek achhe msg ko kaise-kaise bhejna pad rha hai.


Kalyug h bhai.
Forward kijiye

Dont take life too seriously
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always find time to laugh warna.
Log apko dek kar bolenge
"Ghor kalyug hai, Aajkal cartoon bhi tension mein rehte hai"

India ka New Offer.. Ji haa.. Ab Call Rates honge Dimag ke Hisaab se., Jitna kam Dimag utna kam Call Rate. CONGRATULATION! Aapki sabhi calls muft ho gayi hai...

Laxmi G se ullu ruth ke bola-sab apki puja karte he meri koi nahi!
Laxmi-abse har saal meri puja se 11 din purv ullu puje jaayenge!
Aur tabse bana.

"KARVACHAUTH"

Best message from forest deparment-

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''Pedo Se B Utna Pyar Karo,
Jitna Pedo K Niche Karte Ho'';-)

Good news.

"My Marraige is Fixed"












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Dekha free ka Dinner sun ke kaise khush hote ha
sharam karo sharam..

Is barish me khub jamenge rang..
jab mil baithenge 3 yar..
“aap”
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“aapki chay”
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“aur mera message”!