Funny Hindi Quotes - Page 54

Santa:.
Samose K Andar Ka Masala Kha Raha Tha.
Dost:Ye Kia Kar Rahe Ho?.
Santa:Doctor Ne Muje Bahar Ka Khana Mana Kiya hai

Diya hai uparwale ne mobile,.
yaar itni to kadar kiya karo..
Beshak na karo koi call,.
Par har roz do-char sms to kiya karo

Delhi Ki Shardi.
M.P Ki Garmi.
Mumbai Ki Baris.
Patna Ka Corruption.
Ksmir Ka Terorsm.
Afrca K Sap.
&.
India K.
Aap?.
Baap re Baap

Oye mere dost,.
andhere ke ghost,.
Double ande ki Toast,.
Bujhe huye lamp post,.
flop show ki host,.
I MISS U MOST

Allah aap ko zindagi de
Allah aap ko daulat de
Allah aap ko khushian de
Allah aap ko kamyaabi de

sab yaad ho gaya????

Chal utha katora aur shurru ho ja!

kaash tumhain aisi beemari lagay...

ke burhapay main bhi tu pyari lagay...

chahay darjan ho jayen bachay teray...

tu phir bhi hum ko pyari lagay...

Kaise ho?

maze main?

tabiat kaisi hai?

ungli main dard nahi hai?

aankh b ok?

dimagh b thikane?

kamal hai yar phir to SMS

kar sakte ho!

palkon pe apni baithaya hai tumko,
badi duan ke baad paya hai tumko,
aasni se nahi mile tum,
NATIONAL ZOOLOGICAL PARK se churaya hai tumko

Merey Marney Ki Ik Waja Tu Ho Ghee,
Merey Marney Ki Ik Waja Tu Ho Ghee,
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Chal Tu Mar Ja Ta K Waja Hee Khatam Ho Jaye . . . . . . .

Mujhe pata hai tum aaj bhi use pasand karte ho,
Woh aaj bhi tumhe chahti hai,
Jab bhi tum uski gali main jaate ho,
To woh BHONK-BHONK kar apna Pyaar jatati hai

Arz kiya hai..

Aey asman k chand taron (wah wah)

aye asman k chand taron (wah Wah)

zara is sms parhne wale ko laat to maro
ab bolo wah wah

Ajnabi bastiyon k safar pay ja rahay ho


To yaad rakhna


Jahaa'n bhi raho



Kachi pakki barsaaton may


Dil ka khayaal rakhna

JO BAAT KEH NAHI SAKTE USE MEIN FARZ KARTE HUN
CHALO MEIN FARZ KARTE HUN MUJHE TUM SE MUHABBAT HAI

Muhabat Ho Jaye

Ya


Machar Kaaten

Anjam 1 Hi Hy.






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Rat Ko Neend Nahin Aati...

Thora garam thanda ziyada pia karo,

SMS zara naya kia karo

Ager samajh na aye to hum se puch liya karo

Hum SMS k KING hy

Hum se Roz New SMS liya karo

Agar
Koi
Galti
Ghustakhi
Wagaira
Ho
Gai
Ho
Tu

Plz

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Mafi maang lo?.

Me bht rhm dil hun..

Tera bhot memory aa rela tha,
Itna tem ho gela hai,
tere ko dekha bhi nai,
Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
miss to karega

dil hai to dhadkan hai, dhadkan hein to jan hai, jan hai to pyar hai, so pyar kar ne k liye phone kare

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SORRYfor disturbance. continue your work
-uff ye sardi

Jab koi sms nahi karta
Itna gussa aata hai
Dil toh chahta hai
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Jute utar ke.
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Chapal Pehen Lu...

Ladkiyan 2 type ki hoti hain:

1. Boring-Jo dhup wale din chatri leke jati hain.

2. Interesting-Jo barish k din jaan bujh k chatri ghar bhul jati hain.

Cola mein pesticides,
cadburry mein keede,
paani bhi kharaab,
safe bachi hai to sirf SHARAAB............
Piyo sar utha k.......
Jiyo ladkhada k........
CHEERS.

Xcuse Me..
Hi how are you,
What is your Mobile No.?
I Wanna Re-Check
Bcoz I Feel there is Some Error
kyun Ki
sMs Jata To Hai
Par Aata Nai Hai.

hazaron ladkian aati hai hazaron hi jati hai, hazaron hi hasati hai hazaron hi rulati hai
lekin my dear
saath wahi nibhati hai jo ~doli ~me baithkar aati hai

how 2 impress ur kaamwali bai?
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.tum isme bhi interested ho...?

kuch to apna standard rakho yaar....!

Abhi To Dosti Suru Hui He
Waqt Ane Pe Dosti Ka Farz B Nibhayenge

Dil Pe Patthar Rkhkr 1 Din

Hum Khud Tumko..

Mental Hospital Chod Ayenge.....

Samandar k kinaare baithe hain,
Kabhi to leher aayegi.
Kismat badle na badle,
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Atleast, CHAPPAL TO DHUL JAYEGI... :-D

DIL CHEEZ KYA HAI TUM KYA JANOGE PYAR KYA HAI TUM KYA JANOGE MALODY KHOGE TO KHUD JAN JAOGE.

Zindgi shuru hoti hai rishto se,
Rishte shuru hote hain Pyar se,
Pyar shuru hota hai apno se,

Aur apne..

APNE shuru hoti hai DHARMENDER, SUNNY aur BOBBY se..

Mai Tumare Gum Me.
Pita
Gaya

Pita Gaya

Pita
Gaya

Pita Gaya

Pita
Gaya

Pita Gaya

Pita
Gaya

Kya
Kare

BaDa
ThumsUp

Khatam
Hi NaHi HoTa.

Sweetest proposal
1 boy & 1 girl of LKG claas
Boy: ka tu mugse shadi kalegi ?
Girl: nahi
Boy: Kalle na
Girl: nahi main nahi kalungi
Boy: kalle na behan plz..

Humari dosti tab khatam hogi jb gunga ek
bahre ko phone karke ye batayega k ek andhe ne
dekha ki ek langra bhag raha tha ganje k piche baal
katne k liye

Chaand ko gurur hai ki uske paas noor hai.To kya mujhe bhi gurur hai ki mere paas bhi SMS padhnewala langoor hai...hi!hi!hi!....

Gulab aise todo ki kahi kaanta na lag jaaye,
Dosti aise nibhao ki Dil na toot jaaye,
Pyaar aise karo ki kabhi Nanha munna na aa jaye.

Ek ladke ki shaadi thi.
Larki walon ne pocha monda ki karda a.
Dasya lakri da kam.
Bad wich pata lagya monda maswak wechda si.

Chunnu Munnu Zid Kar Rahe Hai
Ki Monkey Dekhna Hai
So Tumhare Ghar Ka Address Diya Hai
2-3 Jump Mar K Dikha Dena
Bacche Khush Ho Jayenge

What Is Difference Between DD & CHEQUE

DD : Is Like WIFE Which Is Being Trusted
But

CHEQUE: Is Like GF Which Can Bonce Anytime

Santa's dad died n he was crying after 2min he cried louder.
so his frnd asked Y R U crying louder

Santa: Meri bahen ka bhi baap mar gaya.

Baniya on his death time.
My wife, where r u ?
Wife:Yes, Im here
My sons daughters ru all here?
Yes, Papa
Baniya:To phir brabar wale kamre
ka pankha Q khula hay ???

Titanic K Sath Baniya Bhi Doob Raha Tha
Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha
Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Baniya: Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda

Baniya ko bhoot charh gaya ,
3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha k paas gaya aur bola,
Ojha sahab mujhe bahar Nikalo..! Warna me to bhookha hi mar jaon ga

Baniya ask to Taxi Driver: CP wale gurudware jayega kya?
Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.
Baniya ne jaib se lunchbox nikala or kaha:
Wapsi main langar ka khana lete aana.

Hamare ammi abba humse
itni mohabbat karte the ke hume sulane
ke lie sari raat jagte the,
aur hm fir b nhi sote the..
WAZEER:Tbhi ap iklote reh gaye..

Santa : - Roz subah 50 Ladkiya mera intezaar karti hai.
Banta : - are waah, woh kaise ?
Santa : - Mai Girls College Bus ka Driver hoon…..

Parindon ko nahin di jaati
TAALIM UDAAN KI...
Wo khud hi jaan lete hain
UNCHAAI AASMAN KI...
Believe in urself & act like dis

class ke har ladki ek phool ke tarah hai,
usse chahna ek bhool hai,
jo inki soch mein gul hai,
samjho uske fail hone ke chances full hai.

Teacher 2 pathan: Qaatil kise kehtay hain ?

Pathan: Pata nahi,

Teacher: agar tum apnay baap ko
qatal ker do to tum kia kehlao gay?

Pathan: YATEEM

Gum Vo Cheez Hai,

Gum Vo Cheez Hai,

Gum Vo Cheez Hai,

Jo Kagaz Chipkane Ke
Kaam Aata He!

Asman Me Dekh Iswar Ka Khubsurat $ama

Dharti Pe Dekh
Iswar Ka Khubsurat Karisma

Ab,Aaine Me Dekh
Iswar Ka $abse Bada NAMUNA