Hindi Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 46

Biwi pathan se:

khan hum ko hamara salgirah me chain gift karna.

pathan: wai qurban!
Laalay ki jaan!

zaroor dega batao

CYCLE KA DE
YA moter cycle KA?..

Santa= Aisi ki tesi kab hoti hai.
Kab lagta hai ki ab to bhagwan v nahi bacha saakta.
Banta= Jab loose motion lage ho aur pajame ka naala na khule...

Husband gusse may:aaj tmne ye kesa khana bnaya hy?
Bilkul Gobar jesa!!

Wife: uff Mairey khudaia!! Iss Admi ne kia kia chakkha huwa hai.;-)

wife:mere irade bade nek hai, aap 1000 me se 1 hai.
Husband: dimag ke hum bhi don hai,pehle ye bata kamini,baki ke 999 kaun hai....

Papa:Beta, mummy bahut chup-chup baithi hai kya baat hai?Beta:Papa, mummy ne LIPGUARD maanga tha, maine FEVIQUICK pakra diya...

Molana sahab jumay k khutbe mein: Ajkal cable pe channel bohot kharab aa rahe hen!Pathan: Nahi, hamare ghar to saaf aa rahe hain. Aap apna taar check karo..

Santa:"Maths vich fail kyu hoya"..

SON:1st day Tchr kendi 5+3=8..

Agle din kendi 6+2=8..

fir kendi 4+4=8
ullu di pathi khud confusd hai menu ki padaeygi..:-

Wife:- Bakray ki zubaan pakaai ha khaao gay?
Husbnd: Main moonh se nikli huvi cheez nahi khata.,.
Wife: To phir anda bana doon?:-P

Sweet insult- 1ladka gadhe k samne gir gaya. 1khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha: apne bade bhai k pair chhuu rahe ho? Ladka: hanji bhabhi ji.

1 boy to another:

Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai?

2nd boy!
Yaar larki main ne phansa leni thi pr tum logon ne ye mohalla hi chor diya…! Hahahaha

Jagjit Singh: Ye daulat bhi lelo.. Ye Shaurat bhi lelo. . . Ye daulat b lelo,ye shaurat b lelo... Santa: Ye bechara bahut pareshan hai iski aurat bhi lelo..

Bubbli ne ghar se bhag k shadi ki
5 din bad Bubbli rote hove waps aagae
Baap:Ab kyu aai ho?
Bubbli:
Papa wo BMW ka driver nikla
N95 b china wala tha

Phathan ne ghar ka darwaza ukhara aur kandhay pe rakh k bazar mai gya, ek aadmi ne poocha khan kya dawaza bechna hy?
pathan: nahi yaar taala khulwana hy :)

3 idiots dekh ke kisne kya seekha??
Medical student :use of vaccum cleaner
MBA student:jo dil kahe wohi karo
Engineer:naak beech mein nahi aati

Rat k 3 bje santa k phn per phn aaya=HELLO yahan FATIMA MAHFOOS rahti hai kya? Santa-kutte itni rat ko ager fatima mere pas hoti to kya mahfoos rahti..

Grandpa: Teri Teachr aa rahi hai.Ja chup jaa. Grandson: Pehle aap chup jao. Aapki maut ke bahane maine do hafton ka leave le rakha hai.

Santa- Ladki ko chidate hue, or sohneo ki Haal chal hai twade?
Ladki-(Gusse me) jo teri bhen ka hai, Santa-(hass ke) wo to maa banne wali hai.

Ustaad: Sab se ziada nasha kis cheez mei hota hai?
Shagird: Taleem me...
Ustaad: Wo kaisy
Shagird: Janab,
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Kitaben kholte he neend aa jati hai... :-)

Ik “PATHAN” apnay Ser pe “TOTA” bitha kar ja raha tha,

Rastay main 1 admi ne rok k pucha,

bhai ye konsa janwar hai

“TOTA” bola ”
PATHAN” hai salaa.

Geo Tv ka wo konse programs he jin k nam khawateen lene se hich kichati hain?
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"HUM SUB UMEED SE HAIN".
or

''AAJ RAAT KAMRAN KHAN K SATH''. ('.')

1 Pthan ka Air Hostes sy jagra hogya Pilot:Sir kia hua? PTHAN:isny hmari chai me Taweez milaya hy Air Hostes:Sir Khuda ka nam len,wo.."Tea Bag"tha..

Pathan mobile company mei job k lye gya
1st question k answer pr hi usay laat maar k bhaga dia


Ques:Which is the most popular network?


Pathan: AL-QAIDA :-D :-D :-P

Ek Larka Ghar Dair Se Lauta,

Maa: Kahan Thay.?

Beta: Film Dekhne Gaya Tha,
"MAA DA PYAR"

Maa: Ab oopar Ja k ek Aur Film Dekh...
"peoo DI MAAR"

Son:Mujhy circus dekhna hai.
Dad:Main busy hoon
Son:Wahan 1 nangi larki cheetay pe sawari karti hai
Dad:Chalo chaltay hain buhat din hogaey cheeta nahi dekha...

Girl: Teri judai mein neend urti hai, jan jati hai, chein khota hai, dil rota hai...!

Boy: Check karwaley bibi Dengi Virus me bhi aesa hi hota hai!

2 bache jungle me potty kar rahe the. Achanak sher aa gaya1st-chotu, tu dar raha hai?2nd-nahi, main nahi darta 1st-to saale apne dho, mere kyu dho rha hai.

1 bibi janat ma gai to farishty se boli.
"mari shadi kisi molvi nal hi karayo.."
farishta: "sabr kr la bibi, pehly kisi molvi nu janat vich aan te de"

Santa 60th B'day Bnta-Ye Cake Pe bulb Q lagaya he? Snta-60 Candls lagane Me Mushkil ho Rhi thi Isliye 60Watt k bulb laga diye

Boy: main tmare lia asman se taray tor k la skta hu

girl: ye to aam bat hay. Agr scha lv krte ho to utility store se cheeni la k dikhao :-P

BOY:
Bus,train aur ladki ek jaise hote hai

Ek jati hai to dusri aati hai

GIRL
Riksha,taxi aur ladke ek jaise hote hai

Ek ko bulate hai to 4 aate hai