Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 70

hey listen she asked me u r details...so i gave her u r cell number. so she will meet u soon.... her name is smile.... i think she came.

Dating process: 6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U. 6 months : Of course I love U. 6 years : GOD, if I didn''t love U, then why the hell did I propose?

"Room Service? Can you send up a towel?" "Please wait someone else is using it."

Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never b complete without few sweets n nuts. Sweet like ME & nut like U

U r the 1st thing that comes 2 my mind. I wish I could start my day with U in my bed. I jus luv ur feel to my lips. U just make my day, I love U NESCAFE!

History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ? Student: Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26.

What''s it called when a woman is paralysed from the waist down? Marriage.

A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly ? The father says to him, don''t stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY : Then marry me and we''ll be the happiest couple

New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in ur love, & I don''t want my son to do the same 4 your daughter, So lets make them brother & sister.

Why do men like smart women? Rare things are always sought after!!

Santa (reading from book of facts) "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don''t u use a mouth wash?"

Will, Marry, I & U are going for a party. Whats the best & worst arrangement u can make. Did u get... Best: Will, U, Marry, Me Worst: I, Will, Marry, U

Advice Always listen to ur hubby, He gives sound advice: 99% Sound & 1% Advice....

Teacher: Peter, why r u late for school again? Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football & the game went into extra time.

Her Job & My Job Her Job is to Bitch! Mine is to give her a Reason!

Its difficult 2 understand GOD, He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives!

A Mother makes her son Intelligent in 20 years, but a Girl can makes him Stupid in 2 minutes.

When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake? Answer : On their Wedding !!

Life Paradox what u want u don''t get(luv), what u get, u don''t njoy(marriage), what u njoy is not permanent(galfriend), what is permanent is boring (wife)

To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge, way of expression & many more mental qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them!!

"I hear that you drop some money in Stocks. Were you a bull or a bear?" "Neither, just a plain simple ass."

Cute… Good looking… Easy to handle… Cool… Sexy… Nice structure… Its my mobile. How about your?

If u dont like ny of my SMS or dont like 2 read or if my msgs disturb u,then plz dont hesitate,feel free 2 Throw Ur Mobile!!

There is always a "DRIVE SLOW" board near boy''s schools, but n ot near girl''s college.. Why? COZ vehicles automatically go slow....

Always listen to ur hubby, He gives sound advice :99% Sound & 1% Advice....

"Doctor, Doctor, You''ve got to help me I just can''t stop my hands shaking!" "Do you drink a lot?" "Not really - I spill most of it!"

A Friend is like a GAS blown from the ASS, Which creates noice n nuisance to others but gives Me RELAXATION and COMFORT. Thanks for being the GAS of my ASS.

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

I want to share Everything with you. Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS Every single second of day Let us START with your ATM Password first.